They don't make them like they used to, I guess?

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Published 03/01/2017 at 21:50

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Tonight I picked up some grass fed brisket which is now braising away in the oven for tacos. As I was juicing a lime into the braising liquid, I heard a  SNAP! that was loud enough to make my ears ring, and the handle fell right off my trusty citrus squeezer. RIP citrus squeezer, 2013(?) - 2017.


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Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
03/01/2017 at 21:54, STARS: 1

Looks like you need to make a new one out of cro-moly steel torch-welded together and seasoned with sesame or corn oil.

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Kinja'd!!! "CRider" (crider)
03/01/2017 at 21:58, STARS: 1

I’m not sure trusty is the word I’d use to describe it...

Kinja'd!!! "sonicgabe" (gabeloewenberg)
03/01/2017 at 21:59, STARS: 0

I’ve broken that same one in the same place.

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
03/01/2017 at 22:07, STARS: 0

Hey, it was until today!

Kinja'd!!! "Tazio, Count Fouroff" (tazio0625)
03/01/2017 at 22:32, STARS: 0

Wish there were a way to get you the one we have, if you’d like a barely-used replacement

I read about which brand was supposed to be the ne-plus-ultra and scrambled around to find one (don’t even remember the name now), then read on a cooking how-to page (Cook’s Country) that slicing a lemon or lime in half the short way, so you get two sort of round halves, then mashing the pulp with a fork right there in the rind gives the most/best yield of juice...which seems to be true.

The juicer has been in the drawer ever since, used, like, once :(

Best wishes with the recipe tho

Kinja'd!!! "$kaycog" (skaycog)
03/01/2017 at 22:42, STARS: 0

Clearly, you don’t know your own strength.

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
03/01/2017 at 22:50, STARS: 0

I’ve done the fork thing, but damn if the squeezer isn’t convenient.

Kinja'd!!! "Tazio, Count Fouroff" (tazio0625)
03/01/2017 at 23:02, STARS: 0

Understood

Checked just now and the one Cook’s recommended right before they pulled the fork headfake was Amco, it’s yellow enamel and seems pretty rugged. If that’s of any help

Kinja'd!!! "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
03/02/2017 at 00:03, STARS: 0

Or you are just super buff dude! Right on bro!

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
03/02/2017 at 01:08, STARS: 0

The fiancé and I are registered for a juicer attachment for the kitchen aid. If you want to buy me it I’ll send a link Hahaha

Kinja'd!!! "Justino6969" (justino6969)
03/02/2017 at 15:21, STARS: 0

I’m on my third one of these in 2 years... such is life.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
03/02/2017 at 16:46, STARS: 0

Did you read the instructions? Did it mention not using a three-foot cheater bar?