by "someassemblyrequired" (someassemblyrequired)
Published 03/01/2017 at 12:04
by "someassemblyrequired" (someassemblyrequired)
Published 03/01/2017 at 12:04
Tags: MASSIVE ROCKET
STARS: 14
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Show them this.
"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
03/01/2017 at 12:16, STARS: 6
If I run into moon landing conspiracy theorists I’ll simply poor spoiled fish down their pants...cause they deserve that much.
"415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
03/01/2017 at 12:17, STARS: 6
Oh I have a total lunatic in my union. Moon landing conspiracy is the least of it. He’s a flat earther....etc...
"someassemblyrequired" (someassemblyrequired)
03/01/2017 at 12:17, STARS: 2
I applaud and endorse your eminiently reasonable approach.
"spanfucker retire bitch" (lelykon)
03/01/2017 at 12:21, STARS: 7
Just follow Buzz Aldrin’s lead.
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"someassemblyrequired" (someassemblyrequired)
03/01/2017 at 12:21, STARS: 5
Oh man, those ones are the worst. I can’t even begin to think of how you would be able to handle putting on pants and not get that the earth was round.
"415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
03/01/2017 at 12:27, STARS: 5
Yeah he is so far out there we just let him talk and he thinks he’s convincing you with proof he saw on youtube. I used to try and use science and logic.... but it’s like talking to religious people who have not learned anything else. I started as an archeology major so I would show him some basic stuff that we can all do to show its round. Also I said that ships disappear over the horizon at ocean beach, go watch. Or go up in a plane and see tbe curve. All that video from NASA is faked.. That time he said that our brains trick us because it can’t accept the truth... so I’m done. We call him 5150 Frank, which is the psych police code.
"spanfucker retire bitch" (lelykon)
03/01/2017 at 12:27, STARS: 2
I’ve always been of the opinion that those kinds of people should have the most ironic of deaths.
Do you believe the world is flat? Well let’s shoot you up into space, have you orbit the very much round earth a couple dozen times before your craft burns up in the atmosphere.
Do you believe we faked the moon landing? Well let’s send you to the moon, have you orbit right above the first spot we landed, and then crash land on the opposite end of the moon after you’re done being proven wrong.
We could do this with a whole host of conspiracy lunatics.
"PotbellyJoe and 42 others" (potbellyjoe)
03/01/2017 at 12:30, STARS: 5
Mitchell and Webb are great. Their , “Are We the Baddies?” is still one of my favorite sketches.
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"My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
03/01/2017 at 12:30, STARS: 1
It is even funnier when you find out that an amateur astronomer with a good consumer grade telescope can see the damn stuff we left up there from his/her backyard.
also you can see the curvature of the earth when you go up in a plane.
"415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
03/01/2017 at 12:30, STARS: 2
Sounds good to me. He does graphics in our union. He just has to put vinyl on things, he’s been doing it for a long time. I know he was divorced and his wife took him to court to get the kids. My guess is he lost his marbles.
"415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
03/01/2017 at 12:33, STARS: 1
Oh hey we tried logic many times, they bring you down to their level with nonsense and then beat you with experience. They have even crazier explanations for the logical answers. If I see him working near us I just won’t talk to him anymore.
"Future next gen S2000 owner" (future-next-gen-s2000-owner)
03/01/2017 at 12:33, STARS: 2
This is the correct response.
"Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig" (AndySheehan-StreetsideStig)
03/01/2017 at 12:39, STARS: 2
Mitchell and Webb forever. I think Vectron is my favorite.
"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
03/01/2017 at 12:42, STARS: 2
my favorites:
Holographic moon theorists
flat Earthers
hallow Earthers
"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
03/01/2017 at 12:42, STARS: 1
whats his stance on hollow earth?
"My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
03/01/2017 at 13:03, STARS: 1
Just know there is at least a legit psychological reason. Those kind of people are scared(possibly unconsciously) that they cannot control their lives/can die anytime. the easiest way to remedy this is to assign their fears to some supervillan, because at least if they know about it they can “protect themselves” from it.
Kinda sad really. Considering even if there is some big conspiracy their ass is just as dead as everyone else.
"415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
03/01/2017 at 13:05, STARS: 1
He’s up for anything. I asked him if the earth was flat, then what’s on the other side? And the other planets are flat? He seriously paused and thought about the other planets, like he must know.
"MrDakka" (mrdakka)
03/01/2017 at 13:13, STARS: 1
Probably pure unadulterated vitriol. Don’t you know that flat earthers are the result of the US government’s experiments into cognitohazard innoculation against the non-Euclidean geometries employed by the masters of the hollow Earth cult aka the Great Old Ones?
How else do you think we took back Atlantis and Lemuria back from the armies of Deep Ones and Cthulu-spawn.
"MrDakka" (mrdakka)
03/01/2017 at 13:13, STARS: 0
Probably pure unadulterated vitriol. Don’t you know that flat earthers are the result of the US government’s experiments into cognitohazard innoculation against the non-Euclidean geometries employed by the masters of the hollow Earth cult aka the Great Old Ones?
How else do you think we took back Atlantis and Lemuria back from the armies of Deep Ones and Cthulu-spawn.
"Milky" (jordanmielke)
03/01/2017 at 13:15, STARS: 0
I was once watching a video about moon landing science and some higher up, head of sales or some other thing I don’t care about. Interrupts me to ask if I actually believe it. The conversation after devolved into him saying we have cell phones now and they didn’t then. I then showed him the video I was watching, right then, about the science behind it.
He watches it, then says “you believe what you want brother”.
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He also voted for Trump. I have zero respect for this man.
"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
03/01/2017 at 15:29, STARS: 0
I once dated an Anti-vaxxer...
"415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
03/01/2017 at 15:32, STARS: 2
Oh man my friend is a buyer for Whole Foods and the people with money that believe that shit is staggering. They went to college and yet they don’t know how stupid they are! I don’t care if you want to hurt yourself being stupid, but it can impact children all around them. Also when Fukushima happened the same people came to Whole Foods to eat as much seaweed as they could to get the iodine to save them from the radiation... WF makes bank on this shit. Then there are products like this that have almost nothing in them!
"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
03/01/2017 at 15:53, STARS: 0
The only thing about the anti-vaxxer was... she was really good in bed. And aside from some of her non-scientific ideas, she was enjoyable to be with.
So I dated her for 8 months.
I figured what she thought won’t have much impact on me as long as I didn’t marry her, have kids with her or live with her.
What did the relationship in was one day, she told me that she felt that to “make our relationship stronger”, we should not be boyfriend/girlfriend (along with no sex) for a bit.
Two hours later, we were having sex. Then when I asked if we were back together, she got hurt and that yes, because we had sex, we’re back together.
A week after that, she tells me that to make our relationship stronger, we should “go back to just dating”... which included dating other people.
By that point, I was fed up... and it ended shortly after.
"415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
03/01/2017 at 15:55, STARS: 1
See it never ends with just an insane opinion about vaccinations!
"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
03/01/2017 at 16:21, STARS: 0
But... she was really good in bed!!!
lol
"IAN_Z" (theonline)
03/01/2017 at 16:37, STARS: 1
Um, moon landing truthery is sooooo 2005. Flat earthing is where it’s at! All the rage among Z list celebs.
Here are some A+ memes
And yes, people are really this stupid.
"someassemblyrequired" (someassemblyrequired)
03/01/2017 at 16:59, STARS: 0
Yep they are and it is sad. I feel bad you had to go to those corners of the internet to find some examples.
"someassemblyrequired" (someassemblyrequired)
03/01/2017 at 17:01, STARS: 1
Yeah there is a total disconnect between some folks and reality/facts. I guess these people have always existed, but now that computers aren’t $3K anymore they can spew their garbage to a wide audience quickly and cheaply.
"someassemblyrequired" (someassemblyrequired)
03/01/2017 at 17:03, STARS: 2
A guy I knew was really into a girl, then they went for a hike where he found some fossils. She couldn’t believe they found something 6000 years old. Needless to say it was over shortly thereafter.
"someassemblyrequired" (someassemblyrequired)
03/01/2017 at 17:10, STARS: 0
My favorite is this one:
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"someassemblyrequired" (someassemblyrequired)
03/01/2017 at 17:10, STARS: 0
My favorite is this one:
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"someassemblyrequired" (someassemblyrequired)
03/01/2017 at 17:13, STARS: 1
Once I read head of sales, I knew where this was going.
"someassemblyrequired" (someassemblyrequired)
03/01/2017 at 17:17, STARS: 1
Oh yeah Vectron is great too.
"IAN_Z" (theonline)
03/01/2017 at 19:22, STARS: 1
That’s 1st page google image search material.
"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
03/01/2017 at 20:55, STARS: 0
Hmmm... that makes me wonder what’s worse... an anti vaxxer or a creationist....
"ranwhenparked" (ranwhenparked)
03/01/2017 at 22:53, STARS: 1
Incidentally, someone went around and stuck Infowars stickers on all the street signs in my neighborhood. So, now I get to have fun trying to guess which neighbor is dumbest neighbor.
"someassemblyrequired" (someassemblyrequired)
03/01/2017 at 23:34, STARS: 0
Yep, not just dumb but also a genuinely horrible person. There’s a special place in hell for people who say Sandy Hook was a hoax. Was living in CT at the time, and a couple at work lost a nephew. They weren’t actors.
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
03/02/2017 at 08:27, STARS: 0
Real people, not actors
"You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much" (youcantellafinn)
03/02/2017 at 08:34, STARS: 0
Actually there isn’t a telescope that we’ve made that can see any of the items that were left on the moon. The largest telescope on earth has about a 10 m mirror which allows it to resolve things down to about 40 m in visible light on the surface of the moon. To resolve the lunar landers you would need a telescope with a mirror of around 100 m diameter, or combine several smaller telescopes into an array. A telescope with a 100 m mirror would give approximately a 2 m resolution, so your lunar lander would be only four pixels.
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"My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
03/02/2017 at 10:45, STARS: 0
I am wondering what the hell I read now.