Anyone know what these markings mean?

Kinja'd!!! by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 02/28/2017 at 19:45

Tags: Locate row? Locate NO!
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The city of Everett left some utilitarian graffiti on my street today. None of the markings line up with mine or my neighbor’s sewer line but I don’t know if that means anything.

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Kinja'd!!! "scoob" (scoobsti)
02/28/2017 at 19:48, STARS: 2

Jkm has returned to his native planet, Row. He would like us to find him.

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
02/28/2017 at 19:48, STARS: 0

electrical ? natural gas?

Kinja'd!!! "Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
02/28/2017 at 19:51, STARS: 0

That’s where they pipe in the mind control drugs you’re not supposed to know about.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
02/28/2017 at 19:51, STARS: 4

Locate ROW= Locate right-of-way. Usually painted for utility locating in public right of way. In california it’s USA or underground service alert, in the mountain states we use U-Dig. So basically they are going to pave your front yard. Shoud be a standard 32.5' street with a 60' ROW in WA depending on how your hood was originally platted.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/28/2017 at 19:52, STARS: 0

So you’re saying my street parking is SOL JWF?

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/28/2017 at 19:53, STARS: 0

Above ground electric and no natural gas.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
02/28/2017 at 19:53, STARS: 0

What does DIG SAFE mean?

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
02/28/2017 at 19:55, STARS: 1

No, but they may be thinking of putting a large utility down your street or making your street conform to city standards with curbing and sidewalks and shit.

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
02/28/2017 at 19:56, STARS: 7

FEMA camp.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
02/28/2017 at 19:56, STARS: 0

DIG SAFE.

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
02/28/2017 at 19:56, STARS: 0

fresh water line then?

Kinja'd!!! "My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
02/28/2017 at 19:56, STARS: 0

I thought plane exhaust was used for that.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/28/2017 at 19:57, STARS: 0

If they made my shoulder parking into sidewalks, I would survive. But I would need a wider driveway ASAP.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/28/2017 at 19:57, STARS: 1

You are no longer welcome on my posts.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
02/28/2017 at 19:58, STARS: 0

With a standard street width you will have to street park. Sorry for your loss.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/28/2017 at 19:59, STARS: 0

Wait I didn’t follow that at all.

Kinja'd!!! "Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
02/28/2017 at 20:02, STARS: 1

No, they stopped doing that once people realized they could counter it simply by spraying vinegar water into the air.

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
02/28/2017 at 20:04, STARS: 0

Sorry.

Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
02/28/2017 at 20:04, STARS: 0

It’s where they’re storing the Zombies...

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
02/28/2017 at 20:04, STARS: 0

I’m not saying it’s aliens, but.....

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
02/28/2017 at 20:06, STARS: 0

This is where the Revolution Of Workers begins.

Good luck, comrade.

Kinja'd!!! "garagemonkee" (monke)
02/28/2017 at 20:07, STARS: 0

You near a corner/intersection? They’ve been redoing the sidewalks at intersections all over the city.

Kinja'd!!! "ranwhenparked" (ranwhenparked)
02/28/2017 at 20:08, STARS: 0

We should probably check with Sarah Silverman on this one.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/28/2017 at 20:09, STARS: 0

Yeah but so far only in the nicer parts of the city (Bayside, Northwest, that other one I can’t remember with Baker Ave).

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
02/28/2017 at 20:16, STARS: 0

Dismiss if you want. I didn’t mean to insult or offend you it was a dumb comment. Sorry again.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/28/2017 at 20:18, STARS: 1

Wait I wasn’t being serious. Are you countering my sarcasm with reverse sarcasm?!?!?

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
02/28/2017 at 20:22, STARS: 1

No its a genuine apology. I should have put an /s for sarcasm. But 99% of my comments are sarcasm or memes.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/28/2017 at 20:23, STARS: 3

But 99.9999% of my posts are also without malice. You WOUND me in assuming I would ever be serious!

WOUNDS!

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
02/28/2017 at 20:24, STARS: 1

You did me the real big frighten to go e36m3 myself and never comment on your posts.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/28/2017 at 20:27, STARS: 0

Don’t do that! I need lighthearted comments to distract me from remodels I can’t afford.

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
02/28/2017 at 20:33, STARS: 0

I need doggo posts to distract me from saxophones I can’t afford and joops.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/28/2017 at 20:38, STARS: 1

TOO MANY FEELS

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
02/28/2017 at 20:42, STARS: 2

Quick insult each other to not show feelings.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/28/2017 at 20:42, STARS: 1

NO

Kinja'd!!! "oneavejoe" (oneavgjoe)
02/28/2017 at 20:49, STARS: 3

Locate Right of Way.

The surveyors will be by and make marks to indicate the exact width of the right of way, typically to install/correct utilities located just outside the paved area.

Kinja'd!!! "vicali" (vicali)
02/28/2017 at 21:13, STARS: 0

They are trying to count you cars.. your neighbour called them.

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
02/28/2017 at 22:12, STARS: 1

It’s to tell the locator service where to locate utilities - they haven’t been there yet. Five bucks you will end up several different color markings in that area in the near future. Any new construction in the area that would need a locate?

Kinja'd!!! "merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc" (merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc)
03/01/2017 at 04:51, STARS: 2

Somebody’s gonna be digging up your street soon. That’s for the underground utilities locate services to tell them where to do their locating of utilities. When a contractor is prepping to do underground work they are supposed to call out a locate of all utilities in the area so they know where not to dig. Said contractor then needs to flag or mark (typically in white) the limits of where they want those utilities marked. You should start seeing more colorful paint and flag markings in the next week.

Kinja'd!!! "You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much" (youcantellafinn)
03/01/2017 at 10:43, STARS: 0

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