Maximum Florida today.

Kinja'd!!! by "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
Published 02/28/2017 at 17:12

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Saw Florida man driving on the wrong side of the road driving a donked Chrysler 300. I also ate at Waffle House.


Replies (14)

Kinja'd!!! "Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout)
02/28/2017 at 17:14, STARS: 1

Shocked you survived

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
02/28/2017 at 17:15, STARS: 4

I was in a FBI look alike Suburban, of course I survive.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
02/28/2017 at 17:16, STARS: 1

Did you witness a firearm discharge - preferably for no good reason?

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
02/28/2017 at 17:18, STARS: 4

No fire arm discharge, but I’m pretty sure he was on bath salts.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
02/28/2017 at 17:23, STARS: 1

Yea, that sounds like Florida alright. Disneyworld for tweakers.

Kinja'd!!! "Brian McKay" (brianmckay)
02/28/2017 at 17:25, STARS: 0

Please be safe in Florida.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
02/28/2017 at 17:35, STARS: 0

A buddy of mine who lives in Florida got jumped by a 45 yr old crack head recently. He was walking from his work to a bar, and woke up with a headache and a few broken ribs. Also his phone and wallet were gone. Thankfully the guy then tried to rob a near by convince store and they caught him.  

Kinja'd!!! "My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
02/28/2017 at 17:35, STARS: 1

Waffle House is best enjoyed at 3am drunk or when driving all night and needing a Carb load to get through.

Kinja'd!!! "Under_Score" (tomtheatum)
02/28/2017 at 17:43, STARS: 1

Waffle House is incredible. You’re making it sound weird and exotic, but it’s great. I had breakfast there with my mom last Friday.

Kinja'd!!! "Tristan" (casselts)
02/28/2017 at 18:13, STARS: 1

I lived in Florida for 8 years. 10/10 would Florida again. Oregon is... Gray. And wet. And expensive. And full of nutjobs nuttier than anything I ever saw in Florida. People do drive better here, at least.

Kinja'd!!! "Tazio, Count Fouroff" (tazio0625)
02/28/2017 at 21:00, STARS: 0

When we lived, like, 20 miles from the FL state line our 13-year-old son called those people “Floridiots”

Kinja'd!!! "Tazio, Count Fouroff" (tazio0625)
02/28/2017 at 21:02, STARS: 0

Or when your grease light comes on

Kinja'd!!! "gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
02/28/2017 at 23:32, STARS: 0

No. No more Waffle House.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
03/01/2017 at 05:48, STARS: 0

certain he/she was from Florida?

could be a tourist from Australia/NZ/UK/Sth Africa