by "TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy" (thebimmerguy)
Published 02/28/2017 at 16:01
by "TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy" (thebimmerguy)
Published 02/28/2017 at 16:01
Tags: Theory Time!
STARS: 6
Opponauts followed by spam bots followed by the CIA followed by the FBI, everyone gets followed and as soon as we start to take action, Amazon breaks the internet. Maybe Amazon are working with the FBI and CIA and are illuminati. Afterall, 3 sides/points/angles to a triangle and three organizations working together. Boom, illuminati.
Or a weird string of coincidences, whatever floats your boat, or as I say “whatever sinks your titanic.”
"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
02/28/2017 at 16:05, STARS: 5
that’s crazy...
*turns up background music*
...meet me outside to discuss this further
"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout)
02/28/2017 at 16:07, STARS: 0
*goes cross eyed*
"Dave the car guy , still here" (a3dave)
02/28/2017 at 16:09, STARS: 0
*looks for bugs in work phone*
"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
02/28/2017 at 16:16, STARS: 6
What the illuminati really wants you to think is that tinfoil hats block radio waves, when in fact they increase connectivity to your brain!!!!!111!!!!
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
02/28/2017 at 16:19, STARS: 2
Up voted for visibility. This is the real problem.
*dons lead helmet*
"TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy" (thebimmerguy)
02/28/2017 at 16:19, STARS: 0
AHHHHhhhhhHHHhHHhHhhhh!!!! I knew I should have bought the lead hat!
"TheRevanchist" (therevanchist)
02/28/2017 at 16:21, STARS: 0
Well, it’s a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there’s a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.
The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. “Oh, you’re gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!”
Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
02/28/2017 at 16:21, STARS: 0
Also “A” is a triangle and there are three letters in FBI, CIA and AWS.
"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
02/28/2017 at 16:23, STARS: 0
I’VE GOT MINE!!!
*dons lead helmet*
"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
02/28/2017 at 16:24, STARS: 3
FWD Corvette confirmed.
"Shoop" (shoopdawoop993)
02/28/2017 at 16:48, STARS: 0
I would like to point out that finalchan.net is completely unaffected by the aws crash, and is fully functional and can fulfill all your shitposting needs
"Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon)
02/28/2017 at 16:54, STARS: 0
Same spamming probably owns all the accounts.
"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
02/28/2017 at 18:18, STARS: 1
You do realize that every time the Illuminati is mentioned, a naturally aspirated car model is replaced with a hybrid, right?
"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
02/28/2017 at 18:18, STARS: 0
They put the implant in your ear. But I can’t tell you which ear...
"TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy" (thebimmerguy)
02/28/2017 at 18:20, STARS: 0
That hurts my soul
"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
02/28/2017 at 18:57, STARS: 0
Let me help you feel better with a nice picture of the latest 3 series...
Uhhh... whoops... okay... let’s try the 5 series...
Ooops... let’s try the 7 series...
Sorry man...
"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
03/01/2017 at 05:50, STARS: 1
anyone being followed by the NSA?
"TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy" (thebimmerguy)
03/01/2017 at 10:31, STARS: 1
Everyone, especially in our bathrooms
"Tazio, Count Fouroff" (tazio0625)
03/01/2017 at 11:03, STARS: 1
Sorry, there is No Such Agency. Look elsewhere. You will forget this post.
"Tazio, Count Fouroff" (tazio0625)
03/01/2017 at 11:15, STARS: 0
Guys, guys! Lead hats are what they want us to think. Because Brehmsstrahlung . Something something Beta particles
resistance is futile, unlike capacitance and conductivity... See? You’d like having your very own brand new electric vehicle, now, wouldn’t you?
"Tazio, Count Fouroff" (tazio0625)
03/01/2017 at 11:37, STARS: 1
Now it’s George Soros in there
If I disappear now, for your sake please don’t try finding me