by "As Du Volant" (skuhnphoto)
Published 02/28/2017 at 12:18
by "As Du Volant" (skuhnphoto)
Published 02/28/2017 at 12:18
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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
If a Tesla doesn’t have a vanity license plate with some smug statement about how the car is different from all the others... is it really a Tesla?
"Blind Willie Tyresmoke Namington IV" (sal-man)
02/28/2017 at 12:30, STARS: 0
If you own a Tesla and you aren’t smug about it, do you really own it?
"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout)
02/28/2017 at 12:30, STARS: 1
Every Tesla has a vanity plate..
"XJDano" (xjdano)
02/28/2017 at 12:33, STARS: 0
I seen one the other day that said EVOLVD
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
02/28/2017 at 12:34, STARS: 0
If there’s an engineer at Tesla over 30, are they already fired?
"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
02/28/2017 at 12:35, STARS: 0
Lie! The Model X that was sitting next to this Roadster(that does ) did not. I found the owner and told him I’m glad he doesn’t and that he’s one of the few.
"My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
02/28/2017 at 12:38, STARS: 0
Can one man be a genius millionaire, but somehow forget to have a corporate sexual harassment policy?
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
02/28/2017 at 12:44, STARS: 0
I’ve said this countless times already, but they fact that every Tesla has a vanity plate just adds to the soul sucking homogeneity of these cars. They’re so dispiritingly bland and indistinguishable from one another that even their owners personalize them in the same bland indistinguishable way. When I see a Tesla with a customized plate, I get the same feeling as going to a K-Mart, life suddenly seems joyless and empty and devoid of any purpose.
"functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
02/28/2017 at 13:29, STARS: 0
Prius owners aren’t much better. At least many of them are normal. But my “favorite” was one that said NOFUELN.
[I tried to insert an Ace Ventura Re-ee-ee-ee-eaaaalllly meme here, but Kinja]
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
02/28/2017 at 13:51, STARS: 0
Logan’s Musk.
"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
02/28/2017 at 15:37, STARS: 0
Inov eight tn =/= innovation
No hard “T”! Come on, people.
Should’ve gone with FUEDISN
"crowmolly" (crowmolly)
02/28/2017 at 16:01, STARS: 0
Elon’s Razor
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
02/28/2017 at 16:07, STARS: 0
The Charging Man
"crowmolly" (crowmolly)
02/28/2017 at 16:18, STARS: 0
Fired Man Electrical Band
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
02/28/2017 at 16:32, STARS: 0
And thus it comes full circle... or is that circuit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jL0GLLFg62I
Anyway, I was making dystopic film jokes, not band names.