by "Charlie Zulu" (VeniVidiHooni)
Published 02/28/2017 at 10:34
by "Charlie Zulu" (VeniVidiHooni)
Published 02/28/2017 at 10:34
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STARS: 4
Where is the delete/report/ban/killwithfire button?
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
02/28/2017 at 10:37, STARS: 2
Dude, don’t do it. Sounds like a valve cover gasket replacement on a ‘99 Eclipse to me.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/28/2017 at 10:37, STARS: 0
Forget it. They almost never put out.
"ateamfan42" (ateamfan42)
02/28/2017 at 10:37, STARS: 0
That’s not a woman you met. That’s a digital pimp with a woman’s photo.
"McMike" (mcmike)
02/28/2017 at 10:38, STARS: 6
I just
replied
to her post.
"haveacarortwoorthree2" (haveacarortwoorthree2)
02/28/2017 at 10:42, STARS: 6
"jimz" (jimz)
02/28/2017 at 10:43, STARS: 0
aw man, you were so close. but you spelled everything correctly.
"SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
02/28/2017 at 10:43, STARS: 0
I got a similar one.
"Azrek" (azrek)
02/28/2017 at 10:43, STARS: 0
Are you going to check her oil?
"spanfucker retire bitch" (lelykon)
02/28/2017 at 10:47, STARS: 0
It fucking amazes me there is no “report spam” button for someone’s original post - only for the comments that can get posted in the thread itself.
It’s so fucking stupid that only Kinja could come up with it.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
02/28/2017 at 10:50, STARS: 6
You need to find the wife button and claim her already.
"TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
02/28/2017 at 10:55, STARS: 1
The Kill With Fire button needs to be an actual thing.
"Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
02/28/2017 at 10:55, STARS: 0
You need to catfish her.
"Dave the car guy , still here" (a3dave)
02/28/2017 at 11:00, STARS: 1
Not sure what it is but this week on here and Twitter this has exploded. At least on Twitter you can block them. I got rid of 3 in two days.
"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
02/28/2017 at 11:05, STARS: 0
"Charlie Zulu" (VeniVidiHooni)
02/28/2017 at 11:09, STARS: 1
done. felt pretty good. like justice, mixed with like when we used to climb ropes in gym class.
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
02/28/2017 at 11:12, STARS: 1
There are no women on Jalopnik; they are only on Oppo.
"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
02/28/2017 at 11:24, STARS: 0
It’s hard for me to find the words to describe what makes this spam. I mean, it’s obviously an attempt to get you to click their link, but it’s extremely low-key. Their posts aren’t getting shared to Oppo, and they’re not typing out replies that could be flagged. They’re posting only on their own Kinja blog, and all we’re getting is a harmless (but ANNOYING) notification.
"spanfucker retire bitch" (lelykon)
02/28/2017 at 11:28, STARS: 0
It’s still literally spam. The reach of the post is immaterial to the point behind it.
"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
02/28/2017 at 11:39, STARS: 0
Yeah, now that I’ve thought about it some more, what makes this spam is the unwanted nature of it.
"gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
02/28/2017 at 11:41, STARS: 1
Yours is better looking than mine. Wanna trade?
"BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires" (biturbo228)
02/28/2017 at 11:50, STARS: 1
No true Scotsman is a woman on Jalopnik! ;)
"Charlie Zulu" (VeniVidiHooni)
02/28/2017 at 14:31, STARS: 0
As long as it does not violate any human trafficking laws, I’d be game; however, it appears that the young lady has, at the urging of the management, dispatched her profile. She’s lost to us both, my friend. Probably forever. [awkward bro side hug]
"gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
02/28/2017 at 15:51, STARS: 0
lol
"Racin'Jason001" (racinjason001)
02/28/2017 at 19:03, STARS: 0
Someone referenced it over here.
"Axial" (axial)
03/02/2017 at 03:28, STARS: 0
We totally should have been turning them into trading cards...