I'm Being Followed 

Kinja'd!!! by "Shoop" (shoopdawoop993)
Published 02/28/2017 at 00:05

Tags: Illuminati
STARS: 0


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Wait, which idiot on oppo followed them back. I thought you guys were better than this.

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False alarm...

Hold the phone. ZOOM AND ENHANCE.

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What’s going on here?

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Now who follows the CIA?

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OH SHIT. SHUT IT DOWN. SHUT IT DOWN NOW.


Replies (16)

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/28/2017 at 00:14, STARS: 1

Literally what the fuck is happening

Kinja'd!!! "TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy" (thebimmerguy)
02/28/2017 at 00:18, STARS: 0

Seems like the government has too much time on their hands and is trying to cath people committing some sort of sexual crime, or I’ve been jokingly wearing this tinfoil hat for too long.

Kinja'd!!! "davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
02/28/2017 at 00:18, STARS: 0

The CIA follow is actually pretty funny.

Kinja'd!!! "Birddog" (maintmgt)
02/28/2017 at 00:18, STARS: 0

Damn! Opera is still a thing?

I haven’t used that since my Blackberry days.

Kinja'd!!! "bhtooefr" (bhtooefr)
02/28/2017 at 00:31, STARS: 0

Ad blocking and a data compression proxy. And, it’s Chromium-based, so everything that Chrome works on, it works on too.

I’ve found that it’s gotten memory leaky really.

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
02/28/2017 at 00:36, STARS: 1

Damn, I saw I had a new follow earlier but the thumbnail looked normal so I thought “hey cool, another Oppo woman” and went about my merry way. She’s fake too.

I has a sad.

Kinja'd!!! "Shoop" (shoopdawoop993)
02/28/2017 at 00:38, STARS: 3

It’s ok, the rest of us are fake too.

Kinja'd!!! "Birddog" (maintmgt)
02/28/2017 at 00:44, STARS: 0

That’s interesting! I have Chromium on two old mini laptops (LM on one, Ubuntu on the other) and it doesn’t like doing video. I haven’t really tried too hard to make them work well though. Really, it was just an interesting blast from the past.

Kinja'd!!! "Kyru Galaga" (kyp)
02/28/2017 at 01:01, STARS: 0

Shit Hulk Hogan wasn’t messing around

Kinja'd!!! "Sam" (samwellington)
02/28/2017 at 01:57, STARS: 0

Everything is fake on the internet. It’s all an i ll u s i o n.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
02/28/2017 at 04:36, STARS: 0

I’ve just been followed in the last few minutes by this person (lets be honest they could be male or female, either way, certainly not the person in the picture).

Can we have better vetting or something from these a-holes.

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Kinja'd!!! "yamahog" (yamahog)
02/28/2017 at 06:29, STARS: 3

Speak for yourself, I worked hard for this butt

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
02/28/2017 at 08:05, STARS: 0

How do I get this shit to stop? :(

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
02/28/2017 at 08:06, STARS: 1

Ah the joys of internet - where men are men, women are men and 16yo girls are FBI agents, but also men.

Kinja'd!!! "Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
02/28/2017 at 09:49, STARS: 0

Is it probably highly likely that we are never more than 3 people away form someone that’s under surveillance by the government. Lol.

Kinja'd!!! "Die-Trying" (die-trying)
02/28/2017 at 10:52, STARS: 1

fake your own death........