by "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
Published 02/27/2017 at 23:54
by "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
Published 02/27/2017 at 23:54
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STARS: 3
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/27/2017 at 23:58, STARS: 11
Perhaps his Jetta drove him to the insane asylum. Or he bought another A6 and hasn’t left the driver’s seat in 3 weeks.
"interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
02/27/2017 at 23:59, STARS: 0
Isn’t he in the middle of moving?
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/27/2017 at 23:59, STARS: 1
...Like to the refrigerator?
"interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
02/28/2017 at 00:00, STARS: 8
"gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
02/28/2017 at 00:01, STARS: 13
i got this
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/28/2017 at 00:01, STARS: 2
I fucking love that picture.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/28/2017 at 00:02, STARS: 1
Wait I think it was the Titan. Or the Tundra. Or the Ram. Or the Silverado. Or the
"BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
02/28/2017 at 00:11, STARS: 0
I was literally thinking the same thing like 10 minutes ago before I saw this post
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/28/2017 at 00:11, STARS: 4
I miss my butt buddy.
"TheD0k_2many toys 2little time" (thed0ck)
02/28/2017 at 00:13, STARS: 1
Well ya caught me. Cant ignore a Super Duty
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/28/2017 at 00:21, STARS: 4
NO NOT YOU
"TheD0k_2many toys 2little time" (thed0ck)
02/28/2017 at 00:25, STARS: 5
I HEARD THE CALL OF MY PEOPLE AND HAD TO ANSWER.
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
02/28/2017 at 00:40, STARS: 7
The wake is at Scoob’s house. Soft serve ice cream will be provided.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
02/28/2017 at 07:19, STARS: 7
That’s not really ice cream.
"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
02/28/2017 at 08:12, STARS: 1
hes stuck on the side of the road in his Jetta
"interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
02/28/2017 at 09:43, STARS: 1
It’s versatile.
"scoob" (scoobsti)
02/28/2017 at 10:46, STARS: 1
"No Prius Needed" (nopriusneeded)
02/28/2017 at 10:51, STARS: 3
He is slowly looking around his room in the fetal position trying to convince himself that the Jetta is an ok car. He looks towards the “Jetta wall” which is covered in red crayon. There are phrases such as “It’s ok as transportation” “I could get an APR tune and then it would be fun!” “It gets better gas mileage than my A6. Haha see it’s a better car!” “Trunk” But these do nothing to change how he really feels about it. Jkm smiles as he reaches the “A6 wall.” He remembers the great times when he had enough power to overtake things and a real leather interior with real wood. His smile fades away when he looks down in his hand and sees the dreaded key fob with the VW logo and cries softly. Suddenly, there is a knock at his door. He gets up and goes outside and finds a green C5 A6 where his Jetta normally is. He opens the door and sits down and takes it all in. However, every time he tries to start it, it refuses and he starts to cry again. He can hear the Jetta mocking him, laughing at him for not liking the more reliable or sensible car. In his frustration, he wakes up and realizes that he has been sitting in his office chair for 3 weeks browsing autotrader without a single shit post on oppo. He then puts on his shitposting pants and returns to oppo. Also I’m going to leave these rambling posts to PS9. These take way too much work.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/28/2017 at 11:03, STARS: 0
SCOOB GIB WONK MOD PLOX
"IAN_Z" (theonline)
02/28/2017 at 12:49, STARS: 0
If I remember correctly, he was taking an Oppo hiatus because of all the political stuff.
"scoob" (scoobsti)
02/28/2017 at 15:37, STARS: 0
y tho
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/28/2017 at 16:13, STARS: 0
cuz
"scoob" (scoobsti)
02/28/2017 at 16:15, STARS: 0