by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 02/27/2017 at 20:33
by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 02/27/2017 at 20:33
Tags: Mah junk
; Houses
STARS: 3
... For men over 5’6” who want to stare at their genitals for an extra 30 seconds each day.
"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
02/27/2017 at 20:41, STARS: 1
My mom’s house’s bathroom is like this and I know this feel.
"TheJWT" (thejwt)
02/27/2017 at 20:43, STARS: 13
I stayed in a hotel once with mirrors in front of and behind the toilet, so I could watch myself shit into infinity
"garagemonkee" (monke)
02/27/2017 at 20:49, STARS: 1
I absolutely love when you throw shade at home design.
"Birddog" (maintmgt)
02/27/2017 at 20:49, STARS: 1
They’re also great at limiting what kind of Toilet you get to install. That looks terrible.
"EngineerWithTools" (engineerwithtools)
02/27/2017 at 20:56, STARS: 1
I have the same problem with this as the interrupted roofline of the house across my street.
Namely, someone looked at it, likely on a CAD screen and said “yeah, that’s good!” A design pox on them.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/27/2017 at 20:57, STARS: 0
This is mid-remodel. I asked the project manager use of the facilities. Whilst using said facilities, I couldn’t help but notice that I could see down to my goddamn knees.
Banjo tops with wall-to-wall mirrors do a great job of making smaller baths feel much larger, but a powder room is not supposed to look — or feel — large, in my book. It’s a closet with a sink and a toilet. Yet often people jazz up their powder room, because it the bathroom that your guests are most likely to use. It’s strictly there to impress people.
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
02/27/2017 at 20:58, STARS: 3
What about the discerning gentlemen who sits when he pees?
"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
02/27/2017 at 20:59, STARS: 1
i was looking at house listings and came across a picture of a chandelier and checked to see if somehow I had been transferred onto DrZ OPPO post
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/27/2017 at 20:59, STARS: 1
Counterpoint: they suck for when you want to work on your toilet.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/27/2017 at 21:00, STARS: 2
NO
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/27/2017 at 21:02, STARS: 4
The biggest crime with those is when on an open floor plan (large kitchen blending into living room blending into foyer kind of thing), they arbitrarily hang a chandelier 5 feet above the ground as if to say, “THIS is where your dining room table goes. I have made that decision before you even walked through this home. Deal with it.”
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/27/2017 at 21:05, STARS: 2
Silly lowly Snohomish County dweller, working on things is what laborers do. No one living here is going to stick their hand in any toilet reservoir to jiggle a chain.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/27/2017 at 21:07, STARS: 2
WE LIVE IN THE SAME COUNTY
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/27/2017 at 21:10, STARS: 2
"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
02/27/2017 at 21:14, STARS: 4
"itranthelasttimeiparkedit" (itranthelasttimeiparkedit)
02/27/2017 at 21:20, STARS: 0
Our new-to-us house had that. We disagreed, so now if you lean forward a bit when you get up from one end of the table, you will hit your head
"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
02/27/2017 at 21:21, STARS: 0
i see what your saying, but having just finished trying to rewire a light in a finished ceiling. how would you wire a chandelier if the rooms finished?
"TheJWT" (thejwt)
02/27/2017 at 21:22, STARS: 3
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
02/27/2017 at 22:25, STARS: 0
Since when do you live in my wretched county where we don’t do such menial activities?
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
02/27/2017 at 22:27, STARS: 1
OMG, do I hate that. I had two in my place in San Diego (where I had a living room/foyer/kitchen/nook that all blended together). One I dealt with (just put my dining room table under it), but the other one ended up with a zip-tied loop in the cord so I could walk/work/live under it. I still hate them because they dictate furniture locations to you. My last place had a similar open layout, but the hanging chandelier was all the way to the far end of my dining room table. They expected me to have a little square/round table off to the side in there instead of the 6+’ long one I have. So it was never even and I was annoyed...
So glad that my current place has recessed lights (which are annoying for other reasons) everywhere and they dictate nothing about the furniture locations.
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
02/27/2017 at 22:38, STARS: 0
I can’t fathom trying to keep that crap clean in a restroom you barely use... Mine is a big enough PITA and I use it more than most due to the weird lopsidedness of the house design (it’s so bad that they put a hot water circulator in the garage so you can have hot water in the loop at the times of day when you’re going to want hot water in the rear-40 of the house, the only problem is that it depends on power, so when the power goes out it ends up off and it’s enough of a pain to set the time that I just gave up on it). 3 bathrooms, 3 bedrooms, a den, and an office all 60-80' from the water heater. Boggles the mind.
"Spasoje" (Spasoje)
02/27/2017 at 23:25, STARS: 1
Those mirrors that stretch behind the toilet are just as common up here in Vancouver, and I haaaaaaaaate them. I don’t wanna watch myself taking a leak!!
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/27/2017 at 23:27, STARS: 0
I don’t like chandeliers so the answer is I wouldn’t!
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/27/2017 at 23:28, STARS: 0
I’ve effectively lived in SnoCo my entire life
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
02/28/2017 at 01:02, STARS: 0
I thought you were implying something about King.
"LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
02/28/2017 at 10:56, STARS: 0
“why is this powder room always so cold?”
"Tazio, Count Fouroff" (tazio0625)
02/28/2017 at 11:20, STARS: 0
For a while there was this gig where I had to travel on someone else’s nickel — also they made the travel arrangements — and one thing that distinguished the posher hotels is that in every one, the hotel-room bathroom had a banjo-WC-mirror deal like you posted, where you could stand and stare at yourself pissing...or pretend not to notice and look elsewhere haha...
Never figured that one out.
"Aero" (Aero)
02/28/2017 at 18:38, STARS: 0
Here, in Jefferson, the toilets are outside.
"RPM esq." (rpm3)
03/01/2017 at 15:37, STARS: 0
Hey now.