by "Land_Yacht_225" (nadenator)
Published 02/27/2017 at 17:55
by "Land_Yacht_225" (nadenator)
Published 02/27/2017 at 17:55
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STARS: 3
Apparently, around me there are many cuties who want sex! News to me...
Seriously, how do you report these spam accounts? Anybody? Bueller?
"LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
02/27/2017 at 17:58, STARS: 0
I’m not just a piece of meat for you to ogle Katie May.
"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
02/27/2017 at 18:03, STARS: 1
"PS9" (PS9)
02/27/2017 at 18:04, STARS: 1
I’d expect better from someone with Captain Slow’s blood in their veins. Poor James is going to be so...not mad. Just disappointed in her.
"boredalways" (boredalway666)
02/27/2017 at 18:06, STARS: 0
Yep.
And it did not make my Monday better.
"BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind" (briangriffinsprius)
02/27/2017 at 18:09, STARS: 4
Man, even the fake hot women don’t want to follow me ;)
"Land_Yacht_225" (nadenator)
02/27/2017 at 18:15, STARS: 1
Hey, you even got pure, unadulterated but very adulterous, butt!
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
02/27/2017 at 18:18, STARS: 3
I’m sure they do
But with me?
No
"Land_Yacht_225" (nadenator)
02/27/2017 at 18:38, STARS: 0
Story of my miserable life.
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
02/27/2017 at 18:38, STARS: 0
I got “JenniferBell”. Alleged mirror behind butt selfie, so rates about a 40% on the boredalways crotch-o-meter, with a 100% being “StaceyJones”.
"DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
02/27/2017 at 18:49, STARS: 0
Yep. The one following me had 100% more ass tattoos.
"McMike" (mcmike)
02/27/2017 at 18:51, STARS: 0
I collect them.
http://oppositelock.kinja.com/started-following-you-1772442377
"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
02/27/2017 at 18:51, STARS: 0
Shannonharris606 decided to follow me today, but the joke’s on her. CIA is one of her 3 followers!
"haveacarortwoorthree2" (haveacarortwoorthree2)
02/27/2017 at 19:01, STARS: 4
Sent screenshot of this morning’s follower ( https://kinja.com/heathergallegos578 ) to wife with note that “all the hot women want me.” Response was “to take out the garbage ‘cuz you forgot to do it this morning, dickhead.” So, um, yeah, I’ve got that going for me.
"Bourbon&JellyBeans" (bourbonandjellybeans)
02/27/2017 at 19:15, STARS: 0
God why do these people always sound so fuckin creepy? “A lot of cuties want sex” is something I’d expect to hear from my pervy 60 year old uncle.
"Racin'Jason001" (racinjason001)
02/27/2017 at 19:20, STARS: 0
The CIA is following all of them.
"Thomas Donohue" (tomonomics)
02/27/2017 at 19:21, STARS: 0
You mean Ashley isn’t really interested in me????
Turns out the pic is from a Russian escort site. 250 euro per hour, I guess they take the Euro in Russia now.
"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
02/27/2017 at 19:23, STARS: 0
"BorkBorkBjork" (tbirdlemons)
02/27/2017 at 19:24, STARS: 0
I just got one like 5 seconds ago.
"V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches" (jbv12)
02/27/2017 at 19:28, STARS: 0
Indeed !
"TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy" (thebimmerguy)
02/27/2017 at 19:54, STARS: 0
I’ve had three follow me in the past two weeks alone, and I was wondering the exact same thing.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
02/27/2017 at 20:02, STARS: 0
Yep
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
02/27/2017 at 20:03, STARS: 2
Well, you are a dog.
"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
02/27/2017 at 20:13, STARS: 0
Not today, but I have one.
https://kinja.com/roxannelewis173
"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
02/28/2017 at 07:30, STARS: 0
sadly yes.
"Tazio, Count Fouroff" (tazio0625)
02/28/2017 at 11:35, STARS: 0
Wives, like sisters, help keep a guy grounded on Earth haha
"Tazio, Count Fouroff" (tazio0625)
02/28/2017 at 11:37, STARS: 0
So if you bite, do you get the actual young lady who followed you?