The only sauce acceptable to put on steak.

Kinja'd!!! by "not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada)
Published 02/27/2017 at 17:27

Tags: #NOTMYPRESIDENT ; #NOTMYSTEAK ; #STEAKGAZI
STARS: 3


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And that’s only if it’s a really shitty steak. Ketchup has no place on a steak. Trump is a disgusting human being.


Replies (28)

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
02/27/2017 at 17:33, STARS: 1

100%

AND lamb! :D

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
02/27/2017 at 17:41, STARS: 5

He’s from New York, of course he has terrible culinary tastes

Kinja'd!!! "Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes)
02/27/2017 at 17:57, STARS: 4

steak doesnt need sauce!

Kinja'd!!! "nermal" (nermal)
02/27/2017 at 17:57, STARS: 3

I can defend other things about the man, but not this.

The proper way to eat an expensive steak is Pittsburgh Rare, with light seasoning, and vegetable sides.

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Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
02/27/2017 at 17:58, STARS: 3

Only rich white New Yorkers have terrible culinary taste.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
02/27/2017 at 18:03, STARS: 5

If you need sauce on your steak, you’re doing steak wrong.

Sauteed mushrooms are an acceptable addition.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
02/27/2017 at 18:04, STARS: 2

These people eat straight up garbage and claim it’s the best there is... *shudders*

Kinja'd!!! "Berang" (berang)
02/27/2017 at 18:04, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
02/27/2017 at 18:06, STARS: 1

Yeah, this is the first truly repulsive thing I’ve learned about him. Most of it was excusable for some reason or other, but this one isn’t. You don’t ruin a good steak by turning it into shoe leather, then you definitely don’t eat it with ketchup.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
02/27/2017 at 18:07, STARS: 1

It should also never be cooked beyond Medium.

Kinja'd!!! "Brian, The Life of" (familycar)
02/27/2017 at 18:08, STARS: 3

Counterpoint:

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Kinja'd!!! "not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada)
02/27/2017 at 18:12, STARS: 2

A1 is vile.

Kinja'd!!! "Brian, The Life of" (familycar)
02/27/2017 at 18:13, STARS: 4

Your lies are Trumpworthy

Kinja'd!!! "not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada)
02/27/2017 at 18:14, STARS: 1

Failing Kraft thinks they can push their vile A1 “sauce” on me! They won’t get away with this! Mark my words! Sad!

Kinja'd!!! "not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada)
02/27/2017 at 18:18, STARS: 0

Shrimp and hollandaise are alright with me too. 

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
02/27/2017 at 18:29, STARS: 1

Good ol’ Pace. The catsup of the salsa world. I don’t think I’ve had a gricery store bought salsa that is edible.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
02/27/2017 at 18:47, STARS: 0

What about Scotch sauce

Kinja'd!!! " The Compromiser" (charger)
02/27/2017 at 18:47, STARS: 1

Was about to get mad and tell you that you are wrong, but your qualifying statement made it ok. My wife knows if I reach for the sauce, the steak is not good.

Kinja'd!!! "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
02/27/2017 at 18:52, STARS: 0

This is also an acceptable topping on a good steak:

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Like on the roast beef and sautéed onion sandwich on a baguette that I had for lunch today. Yum.

Kinja'd!!! "just-a-scratch" (just-a-scratch)
02/27/2017 at 19:11, STARS: 0

FALSE. HP sauce is not acceptable on a steak.

Red wine reductions are acceptable.
a great many butter based sauces, especially pan sauces using fungi and/or allium (e.g. onions, shallots, garlic) are acceptable.

HP, A1, and ketchup are blasphemous. Fact: These condiments do not improve steak. This is not an opinion, and you are not allowed ‘alternative facts.’

That is all.

Kinja'd!!! "Carbon Fiber Sasquatch" (turbopumpkin)
02/27/2017 at 19:43, STARS: 1

I don’t know about sauce on steak but me and HP sauce have been best friends for years. I love it!

Kinja'd!!! "gin-san - shitpost specialist" (gin-san-)
02/27/2017 at 19:45, STARS: 0

I prefer steak without sauce but I do like to use Montreal steak spice in lieu of plain salt and pepper.

That said, I have had steaks with chimichurri and I really like that.

Ketchup is a no-no, though.

Kinja'd!!! "Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes)
02/27/2017 at 19:58, STARS: 0

never heard of it but I will google it and report back. haha.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
02/27/2017 at 20:03, STARS: 1

*shudders* Yeah, that stuff is terrible.

My beloved La Victoria has gone downhill, but it’s still so much better (I grew up a few blocks from their plant in Los Angeles, so I remember the smell floating through the area some days).

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
02/27/2017 at 20:06, STARS: 0

Roast beef, prime rib, etc, all fall in a different category from steak in my mind. You can do a lot of things with beef that isn’t steak.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
02/27/2017 at 20:09, STARS: 1

For the record, I’m not fond of even these types of brown sauce on steak. In my mind, HP sauce is the perfect condiment for a Scotch Egg.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
02/27/2017 at 20:32, STARS: 0

Only monsters and fools use steak sauce.

Kinja'd!!! "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
02/28/2017 at 00:47, STARS: 0

Yes, and blue cheese works well on all of them...