Pop tart wars

Kinja'd!!! by "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
Published 02/27/2017 at 16:55

Tags: The best bad idea
STARS: 6


I promised a pop tart ice cream sandwich, and so I shall deliver.

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First of all, I think it would be better with an unfrosted pop tart but Target didn’t have any.

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I lightly toasted the pop tart and added a generous heaping of strawberry ice cream. Singular pop tart because I’m not quite ready for suicide by sugar overdose.

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The final product.

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Excuse me while I go run a few hundred laps around the office building.


Replies (25)

Kinja'd!!! "for Michigan" (formichigan)
02/27/2017 at 17:02, STARS: 3

The amount of sugar in that sandwich...

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...is too damn high.

Kinja'd!!! "aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
02/27/2017 at 17:04, STARS: 0

it’s more of a sugarwich at this point.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
02/27/2017 at 17:04, STARS: 0

should have used cheesecake ice cream tbh

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Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
02/27/2017 at 17:05, STARS: 0

I’m down, but that would be awfully sweet.

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
02/27/2017 at 17:08, STARS: 1

HELLZ YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!

I would have place it in the toaster first then the ice cream. Warm and toasty on the outside, yummy cold ice cream in the middle.

Kinja'd!!! "CRider" (crider)
02/27/2017 at 17:13, STARS: 3

“Singular pop tart because I’m not quite ready for suicide by sugar overdose.”

The fact that you’re eating a pop tart ice cream sandwich suggests otherwise.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/27/2017 at 17:20, STARS: 1

I used to do these for breakfast in high school. Except I did an open faced sandwich. You can get more ice cream per tart that way.

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
02/27/2017 at 17:20, STARS: 0

That sounds amazing but I wasn’t about to drive around all day looking for supplies! This was the junk food already on hand.

But maybe next time...

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
02/27/2017 at 17:21, STARS: 0

I toasted it a little! Our toaster only has “slightly warm” and “totally charred” settings.

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
02/27/2017 at 17:21, STARS: 0

... 

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
02/27/2017 at 17:24, STARS: 1

oh dang lol :]

I had a roommate forever ago that used to put the PopTarts in the freezer. She ate them like that all mega cold. Super odd

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
02/27/2017 at 17:29, STARS: 1

I also had a side of ice cream that I was too embarrassed to include in the photos...

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
02/27/2017 at 17:29, STARS: 3

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Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/27/2017 at 17:34, STARS: 0

No shame in doing it right.

Kinja'd!!! "garagemonkee" (monke)
02/27/2017 at 18:06, STARS: 0

I’m a big fan of the Freiburger combination of putting peanut butter onto brown sugar cinnamon pop tarts.

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
02/27/2017 at 18:44, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "haveacarortwoorthree2" (haveacarortwoorthree2)
02/27/2017 at 19:08, STARS: 1

I think I’d have to go with a different flavor of ice cream, though.

Edit: For Sweden for the win! An excellent pairing.

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
02/27/2017 at 19:48, STARS: 0

Just doing my part to support the fitness challenge.

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
02/27/2017 at 19:55, STARS: 0

Häagen-Dazs

Kinja'd!!! "Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious" (shour)
02/28/2017 at 00:12, STARS: 0

GLORIOUS! I will have to try this now, as well. Seeing as I have unfrosted blueberry poptarts, I am not sure what flavor of ice cream to use, though.

I am certain that I can’t go wrong with French vanilla...but it seems so uncreative. Seeing as how I manage to reside in and yet loathe Texas, do I dare acknowledge the high quality and creativity of a Blue Bell flavour? Would cherry vanilla be too many (two many) types of berries in an ice cream sandwich?

My mind is spinning.

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
02/28/2017 at 00:25, STARS: 0

Cherry vanilla sounds like it should mix well with blueberry.

I’m still recovering from the sugar coma, the frosting was a little over the top. Like I’m seriously going to eat salad for a week now. But I have no regrets. NONE.

Kinja'd!!! "Tazio, Count Fouroff" (tazio0625)
02/28/2017 at 11:44, STARS: 0

Wait, wut? Howcome you loathe Texas??

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
03/08/2017 at 19:49, STARS: 1

My grandmother used to toast me unfrosted toaster pastries and then melt butter on top of them.

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
03/08/2017 at 20:12, STARS: 0

...dam now I want to try this

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
03/08/2017 at 20:16, STARS: 0

Oh you should.