We could pass off as the FBI this week.

Kinja'd!!! by "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
Published 02/27/2017 at 00:03

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If it was lowered 2", & has nice muffler on it it be perfect.


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Kinja'd!!! "Sam" (samwellington)
02/27/2017 at 00:16, STARS: 1

I was shocked at how screwed the Secret Service are. When two agents showed up at my house, they were driving freaking last-gen Buick Regals.

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Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
02/27/2017 at 00:19, STARS: 3

Why were they at your house????

Kinja'd!!! "Sam" (samwellington)
02/27/2017 at 00:22, STARS: 4

Because my brother decided it was a good idea to threaten then-candidate Trump’s life on Twitter earlier that day. He quickly regret that decision.

Kinja'd!!! "Shoop" (shoopdawoop993)
02/27/2017 at 00:42, STARS: 0

You forgot the bfg at ko2s

Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
02/27/2017 at 00:47, STARS: 1

You brother needs to learn some chill. You can go around threatening to kill the president (or president-elect).

On the other hand, I don’t think anyone could be too upset if you were to post the seal of Virginia:

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Virginia is for lovers (of tyrannicide).

Of course while Trump has certainly shown a preference for Authoritarianism, he is at the moment begrudgingly following court orders, so I don’t think he has to worry about hordes of rampaging Virginians just yet.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
02/27/2017 at 00:49, STARS: 0

It’s 2wd.

Kinja'd!!! "Shoop" (shoopdawoop993)
02/27/2017 at 00:58, STARS: 0

It would also be lowered.

It’s about the look, you fool. FOOL.

Duratracs would also suffice. I recommend steel wheels.

Kinja'd!!! "Audistein" (Audistein)
02/27/2017 at 01:03, STARS: 0

I rented a black 2017 Yukon XL for a vacation about a month ago and it was awesome. Drove kinda like a bus, but I felt like CIA or secret service the whole time. Never driven anything else just seemed quite so invincible but also cruised nicely on the freeway.

Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
02/27/2017 at 08:03, STARS: 0

edit: can’t go around...