"Belly rubs and pop tarts?"

by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 02/26/2017 at 23:11

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“Oh wow! I LOVE belly rubs and S’mores pop tarts, the one and only true flavor!”

Replies (20)

"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
02/26/2017 at 23:14, STARS: 0

Chocolate fudge or GTFO

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/26/2017 at 23:14, STARS: 3

You have my blessing to GET BENT

"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
02/26/2017 at 23:15, STARS: 1

*balls up fists*

BRING IT

"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
02/26/2017 at 23:16, STARS: 0

DON’T BRING YOUR DOGGO INTO THIS!!!

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/26/2017 at 23:17, STARS: 3

[Fists up balls]

Be there in five minutes.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/26/2017 at 23:17, STARS: 1

You’re going to say no to that face?

NO

YOU’RE NOT

"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
02/26/2017 at 23:18, STARS: 1

OH GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/26/2017 at 23:20, STARS: 2

DON’T LOOK AT ME

"ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)" (adabofoppo)
02/26/2017 at 23:21, STARS: 2

Doggos cannot to eating of chocolate. Why you so kill it’s doggo with by chocolate?

"BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
02/26/2017 at 23:26, STARS: 0

Extremely unpopular opinions:

Cherry pop-tarts are the best pop-tarts followed by strawberry and cinnamon.

I strongly dislike chocolate in general.

"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
02/26/2017 at 23:26, STARS: 0

ST...STR...STRA.....STRAWB...... i can’t :(

"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
02/26/2017 at 23:32, STARS: 2

I’m calling ASPCA right now and I’ll adopt his doggo.

"smobgirl" (smobgirl)
02/26/2017 at 23:40, STARS: 1

WHAT IS WITH YOUR TOYOTA HATRED TONIGHT

"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
02/26/2017 at 23:47, STARS: 2

I strongly dislike chocolate in general.

You are history’s greatest monster.

"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
02/26/2017 at 23:48, STARS: 0

You haz alternative factz cuz she luv brown sugar poptartz 2.

"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
02/26/2017 at 23:54, STARS: 1

Chocolate Pop-tarts , in general, are lame. Cherry Pop-tarts are indeed the best, followed by Cinnamon/brown sugar, and Strawberry is out there somewhere. Zoidberg is wrong because he watched “Arrival” last night and is now confusing Doggo’s paw prints as some sort of nonlinear ortho-whatever four-legged misspelling of S’more, when, due to his poor taste in Pop-tarts, he blames his helpless Doggo, and then tries to asuage his guilt by administering a tummy rub.

"BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
02/27/2017 at 00:20, STARS: 0

That’s pretty much how everyone reacts when I say that.

I’ve always had a strong disliking of chocolate since I was a kid.

The only two chocolate products I ever eat are Colombian Jet chocolates because of the sticker that comes inside (I’m halfway done with the album)

As well as Hershey’s chocolate milk whenever I have regular Special K for breakfast

"Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious" (shour)
02/27/2017 at 00:39, STARS: 1

If you look closer at the photo I posted, you can see a box of s’mores poptarts behind the blueberry ones. I couldn’t resist.

"and 100 more" (nth256)
02/27/2017 at 07:27, STARS: 0

OMG, this is quality shitpost

"X37.9XXS" (x379xxs)
02/27/2017 at 08:56, STARS: 0

There is only one true Pop-Tart

The rest are abomination in the eyes of the lord