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Kinja'd!!! by "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
Published 02/26/2017 at 23:11

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I would like everyone, including President Trump, to know that I will allow myself to be nominated for the position of Secretary of the Army. Policies that will be effective immediately upon my conformation.

1) Putting your hands in your pockets will now be authorized

2) NCOs will no longer be allowed to enforce “weekly haircut” policies. So long as the soldier’s hair is IAW AR 670-1.

3) Soldiers will be additionally payed federal minimum wage for every hour worked past 1700.

5) The wearing of fleece caps will be allowed, regardless of weather conditions.

6) PT belts will NOT be worn over ACU’s, except when working on airfields or traffic details.

7) PT uniforms can be the designated duty uniform at the discretion of the battalion senior specialist.

8) Growing “Molestaches” in the field will be required for male soldiers. And NCO’s ‘stache growth will be reflected on their NCOERs.

9) Company level leadership will not be allowed to hold more than 3 formations in a 24 hour time span.

10) Soldiers will be allowed to skip PT, without reason, 3 times a month.

11) All online training will be discontinued immediately.

12) CQ and Staff Duty will NOT be required to remain at the desk after duty hours and must simply remain on call.

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Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
02/26/2017 at 23:17, STARS: 8

Lol, yes.

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Kinja'd!!! "Viggen" (viggen37)
02/26/2017 at 23:35, STARS: 0

1. Already do it

2.Ha!

3. Sounds good

4. Where’s four?

5. What about boonies?

6. No. Not on airfields. We don’t do that shit on mine.

7. I’d rather wear duty uniform

8. But I want a beard

9. One

10. Ok

11. Good

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
02/26/2017 at 23:38, STARS: 1

Boonies will be allowed as well. PT belts on airfields will be at the discretion of the battalion senior specialist, who will be elected by the junior enlisted and won’t have P status.

Kinja'd!!! " The Compromiser" (charger)
02/27/2017 at 00:02, STARS: 2

Up here in Canadia we always called pockets American gloves. You got screamed at for putting your hands in for anything other than scratching your balls. I think Canadian issue front pants pockets could come sewn closed and we’d never notice. Except for the jock itch times after the gas huts. No amount of gold bond could prevent it...