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Kinja'd!!! by "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
Published 02/26/2017 at 23:08

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Kinja'd!!!


Replies (45)

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
02/26/2017 at 23:10, STARS: 2

Kinja'd!!!

Pictured: Jalopnik Editor judging these other snacks

Kinja'd!!! "CRider" (crider)
02/26/2017 at 23:11, STARS: 3

Not everyone wants to put Tim’s bits in their mouth, but you Canadians keep doing you.

Kinja'd!!! "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
02/26/2017 at 23:13, STARS: 2

Mine also don’t cause cancer in lab rats. I don’t know who this Tim is but I want none of his bits.

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
02/26/2017 at 23:16, STARS: 1

Tim Hortons is overrated. YEAH I SAID IT.

Kinja'd!!! "vicali" (vicali)
02/26/2017 at 23:34, STARS: 0

10 pack!? Lightweight..

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
02/26/2017 at 23:37, STARS: 0

more like I dont want to get fat and they ran out (I KNOW RIGHT HOW THE FUCK DOES TIMMIES RUN OUT OF TIM BITS)

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
02/26/2017 at 23:37, STARS: 0

I mean, so is America, sooo.

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
02/26/2017 at 23:38, STARS: 0

if you ask California, breathing causes cancer in lab rats, so meh.

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
02/26/2017 at 23:40, STARS: 2

Yeahhhhh, no it ain’t. Just Tim Hortons.

Seriously, go to Lamar’s Donuts. No comparison.

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
02/26/2017 at 23:45, STARS: 1

You shut your foul mouth, Peter Black, SV Diddler! Or I will order a taco moratorium be issued for you. No more tacos!

Kinja'd!!! "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
02/26/2017 at 23:50, STARS: 0

Well being alive causes it, in the end a person will die of heart disease or cancer should nothing else gets in the way.

Kinja'd!!! "CRider" (crider)
02/26/2017 at 23:53, STARS: 2

He’ll just take that to mean no more Taco Bell. You need to strike where it hurts... take away his subscription to Suzukis Gone Mild.

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
02/26/2017 at 23:55, STARS: 0

LOL.

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
02/27/2017 at 00:18, STARS: 0

I have a subscription to that? huh. must have been when you signed up for Horrid hondas right?

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
02/27/2017 at 00:18, STARS: 1

now you assume I have to listen to Americans.

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
02/27/2017 at 00:24, STARS: 1

I’m not an American, I’m a Texan. There’s a difference.

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
02/27/2017 at 00:25, STARS: 0

you are right, Texans are somehow even lower on the scale.


Kinja'd!!! "CRider" (crider)
02/27/2017 at 00:29, STARS: 1

Kinja'd!!!

Horrid Hondas? Nice comeback, dude. I don’t know how I’ll ever recover.

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
02/27/2017 at 00:34, STARS: 0

Dude. Wtf?

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
02/27/2017 at 00:34, STARS: 0

*points* he started it.

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
02/27/2017 at 00:37, STARS: 0

No tacos for a week! And may your next poutine be soggy! :P

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
02/27/2017 at 00:39, STARS: 1

oi. tacos are one thing. you stay the hell away from my poutine.

Kinja'd!!! "CRider" (crider)
02/27/2017 at 00:40, STARS: 2

*pours maple syrup on Pete’s head*

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
02/27/2017 at 00:41, STARS: 2

dude, I’m canadian. thats how I shower.

Kinja'd!!! "CRider" (crider)
02/27/2017 at 00:50, STARS: 1

Ah, so you didn’t notice I used artificial syrup!

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
02/27/2017 at 00:55, STARS: 1

....thats a thing in the states?

Kinja'd!!! "CRider" (crider)
02/27/2017 at 00:57, STARS: 1

We get maple syrup out of corn .

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
02/27/2017 at 00:58, STARS: 1

....WHAT THE FUCK

*runs to shower and attempts to get the heresy off of me*

Kinja'd!!! "CRider" (crider)
02/27/2017 at 01:00, STARS: 1

hahaha... It’s not coming off for at least a month.

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
02/27/2017 at 01:01, STARS: 1

JESUS FREE WHEELING CHRIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

Kinja'd!!! "CRider" (crider)
02/27/2017 at 01:03, STARS: 1

Say ‘Hondas are the best”.

Kinja'd!!! "vicali" (vicali)
02/27/2017 at 01:15, STARS: 0

Lies, there are always plain ones..

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
02/27/2017 at 01:17, STARS: 0

THEY WERE OUT OF PLAIN ONES TOO.

I dont understand it.

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
02/27/2017 at 01:20, STARS: 1

true.

I will admit they make good bikes and frankly, they are the company most catering to new riders and i do like that.

Best however? not by a long shot.

EDIT: SWEET BUDDAHS BALLS WHAT IS THIS SLUDGE?!? its corrupting me! 

Kinja'd!!! "CRider" (crider)
02/27/2017 at 01:23, STARS: 1

The. Best. Say it.

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
02/27/2017 at 01:24, STARS: 1

NO I REFUSE to be bent by this abomination you call syrup.


Kinja'd!!! "CRider" (crider)
02/27/2017 at 01:26, STARS: 1

*Holds bottle of syrup over Pete’s SV*

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
02/27/2017 at 01:35, STARS: 1

*pumps shotgun*

Kinja'd!!! "CRider" (crider)
02/27/2017 at 01:44, STARS: 1

*Pours syrup on Pete’s bike while he picks his ammunition up off the ground*

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
02/27/2017 at 01:47, STARS: 1

great, now its a honda. THANKS A LOT ASSHOLE.

good thing that was the decoy SV :)

Kinja'd!!! "CRider" (crider)
02/27/2017 at 01:55, STARS: 1

How many pink on black SVs do you have!?

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
02/27/2017 at 01:56, STARS: 1

erm. 2.

Kinja'd!!! "CRider" (crider)
02/27/2017 at 01:58, STARS: 0

*Pours syrup on Pete’s other, suspiciously already sticky, SV*

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
02/27/2017 at 05:41, STARS: 0

Kinja'd!!!

this is best snack.

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
02/27/2017 at 15:09, STARS: 1

What’s wrong with a pink and black Suzuki?

Kinja'd!!!