by "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
Published 02/26/2017 at 22:16
by "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
Published 02/26/2017 at 22:16
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I have had deep-fried pop tarts. They *might* be awesome.
"E90M3" (e90m3)
02/26/2017 at 22:19, STARS: 1
Also apparently you can lose a lot of weight super quickly if you get too depressed to eat.
"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
02/26/2017 at 22:20, STARS: 0
Pop Tarts are a cardboard-flavored abomination. Toaster Streudel for lyfe!
"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
02/26/2017 at 22:20, STARS: 2
If you have had deep-fried pop tarts, you will never be too depressed to eat.
"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
02/26/2017 at 22:22, STARS: 0
Now try deep-fried toaster strudel. *Mind blown*
"E90M3" (e90m3)
02/26/2017 at 22:25, STARS: 0
I was making things like filet mignon and risotto to get myself to eat, maybe that was the secret to feeding myself.
"Axial" (axial)
02/26/2017 at 22:32, STARS: 1
Get you some french fries. Fresh french fries are impossible to resist!
"E90M3" (e90m3)
02/26/2017 at 22:35, STARS: 1
Taco bell, for whatever reason I always had an appetite for Taco Bell.
I don’t have that job anymore so I’m no longer super depressed.
"Axial" (axial)
02/26/2017 at 22:36, STARS: 2
Stahp. You are making me hanker for one of those naked chicken chalupas!
Grats on coming out of depression, though! :p
"smobgirl" (smobgirl)
02/26/2017 at 22:38, STARS: 1
But it’s always burned on the outside while still frozen in the middle.
"smobgirl" (smobgirl)
02/26/2017 at 22:39, STARS: 1
Hey I need a refill on that cider, can you help me out?
"Matt Nichelson" (whoismatt)
02/26/2017 at 22:42, STARS: 0
Deep-fried anything is almost always better.
"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
02/26/2017 at 22:51, STARS: 1
I worked at Taco Bell. You NEVER lose the hunger for Taco Bell.
"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
02/26/2017 at 22:51, STARS: 0
Like Jim Gaffigan says, you could deep-fry newspaper and it would be delicious.
"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
02/26/2017 at 22:55, STARS: 1
That sounds like a toaster problem not a streudel problem.
"Matt Nichelson" (whoismatt)
02/26/2017 at 22:58, STARS: 1
Ha! So true.
His hot pocket bit is hilarious.