What's Oppo drinking tonight?

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Published 02/26/2017 at 20:24

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After a wee bit of scotch, I’m drinking a quart of Miller High Life. Why?

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Because I’m a classy motherfucker, that’s why. It says right on the label, “The Champagne of Beers”. You can’t argue with that.


Replies (36)

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
02/26/2017 at 20:27, STARS: 1

High Life is one of the few Good Beers

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
02/26/2017 at 20:30, STARS: 0

It’s so expensive, though. This set me back $2.50. What am I, a Rockefeller?

Kinja'd!!! "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
02/26/2017 at 20:30, STARS: 1

Hmm, well once again I have to answer tea...

Kinja'd!!! "Zibodiz" (zibodiz1)
02/26/2017 at 20:31, STARS: 2

Coffee. The breakfast/lunch/dinner/intravenous of champs and addicts everywhere.

Kinja'd!!! "jvirgs drives a Subaru" (jvirgs)
02/26/2017 at 20:31, STARS: 2

I was drinking Miller Lite earlier because NASCAR

Kinja'd!!! "superhead" (superhead)
02/26/2017 at 20:32, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
02/26/2017 at 20:33, STARS: 0

wachusett pale ale

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
02/26/2017 at 20:36, STARS: 0

I’m old. I can’t have coffee this late in the day and expect to fall asleep later.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
02/26/2017 at 20:36, STARS: 1

No they ugly af

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
02/26/2017 at 20:36, STARS: 1

I had a craving for it, so I splurged.

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
02/26/2017 at 20:38, STARS: 0

I just cannot into pale ales. I’ve tried, I just can’t. But that means more for you. YOU’RE WELCOME.

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
02/26/2017 at 20:39, STARS: 0

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*Vomits*

Kinja'd!!! "Zibodiz" (zibodiz1)
02/26/2017 at 20:39, STARS: 0

Ironically, that’s actually my plan. I have a job I have to get up at 1:30am for on Tuesday, so I’m not going to be sleeping tonight; instead, I’m going to stay up so I’m good & tired tomorrow afternoon, so I can sleep while everyone else is eating dinner.

Kinja'd!!! "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
02/26/2017 at 20:44, STARS: 2

Tomorrow night is $3.50 white russians at this local joint. Gonna get blitzed

Kinja'd!!! "Dave the car guy , still here" (a3dave)
02/26/2017 at 20:44, STARS: 2

No alcohol tonight. Having Pepsi and wife made homemade caramel corn for watching the Oscars.

Kinja'd!!! "comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer" (00cyclonefan)
02/26/2017 at 20:45, STARS: 2

OG Coors. I figure if people who like screaming chickens and Sally Field drink it, it’s good enough for me.

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
02/26/2017 at 20:47, STARS: 0

I like White Russians but that sounds like an awful drink to get blitzed on.

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
02/26/2017 at 20:48, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
02/26/2017 at 20:49, STARS: 0

Ooh, not a fan. Feel free, though. Pump those dollars into our economy.

Kinja'd!!! "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
02/26/2017 at 20:50, STARS: 0

Like getting drunk on milkshakes. Hangover sucks just the same.

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
02/26/2017 at 20:50, STARS: 0

OH GOD NO PEARS PLEASE!

Kinja'd!!! "Tristan" (casselts)
02/26/2017 at 20:52, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
02/26/2017 at 20:52, STARS: 1

I suppose. But vomiting dairy is the worst.

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
02/26/2017 at 20:53, STARS: 0

Goes great with cheesecake!

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
02/26/2017 at 20:55, STARS: 0

I can’t stand pears. It’s like an apple that fell into some sand.

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
02/26/2017 at 20:55, STARS: 1

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A red ale at the moment.

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
02/26/2017 at 20:56, STARS: 0

You’re the one drinking High Life! It’s like someone pissed in a rain barrel.

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
02/26/2017 at 20:59, STARS: 0

I do like red ales, as long as they don’t punch me in the mouth with hops that is.

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
02/26/2017 at 20:59, STARS: 0

Still better than a pear.

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
02/26/2017 at 21:02, STARS: 0

No.

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
02/26/2017 at 21:04, STARS: 0

YES. Fight me. *passes out*

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
02/26/2017 at 21:05, STARS: 1



Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
02/26/2017 at 21:08, STARS: 0

I’m just sooooo sick of IPA.

Kinja'd!!! "Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
02/26/2017 at 22:44, STARS: 0

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Introduced in 1995 by Carolina Brewing of Mooresville. Sold the recipe and name to Foothills in 2014. I went to high school with the original brewmaster’s daughter. Six of us piled into her 88 Buick Century to go to Lollapalooza 96 at the Rockingham Dragway.

Kinja'd!!! "TrustMeImAnEngineer, but I'd rather be an InternationalArtThief" (trusttheengineer)
02/26/2017 at 22:57, STARS: 1

An Allagash Black

Kinja'd!!! "NYankee1927" (nyankee1927)
02/26/2017 at 23:36, STARS: 1

Just settled into a Bullit and coke so I could listen to the new Deadmau5 album when my computer went BSOD on me. Now it won’t even boot. You may have just fucked me for the last time windows. A Mac with dual boot into Linux is now next on my list