I may not be able to loosen eight lug nuts...

Kinja'd!!! by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 02/26/2017 at 12:10

Tags: Priorities and diabetes
STARS: 6


Kinja'd!!!

But I can make an excellent goddamn pancake.


Replies (25)

Kinja'd!!! "S65" (granthp)
02/26/2017 at 12:15, STARS: 0

Well that’s pointless beacuse waffles are better

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
02/26/2017 at 12:15, STARS: 5

God i’m hungry.

The last two days all my dreams were of eating. Then when I wake up.

Hoping today will be the day I get to at least eat liquids

Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
02/26/2017 at 12:16, STARS: 2

Did you forget to add the chocolate chips AGAIN???

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/26/2017 at 12:18, STARS: 1

Liking waffles more than pancakes is akin to terrorism.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/26/2017 at 12:20, STARS: 1

1 banana, cimmanon, vanilla extract. Chocolate chips belong in chocolate chip cookies, not in my highly nutritious breakfast.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
02/26/2017 at 12:20, STARS: 1

10/10 on that pancake coloration.

Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
02/26/2017 at 12:22, STARS: 1

Well HOPEFULLY you didn’t skimp on the whipped cream, chocolate sauce, maple syrup, skor bits and the ice cream on the side...

Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
02/26/2017 at 12:23, STARS: 0

Isn’t it more like liking terrorism more than full out war?

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/26/2017 at 12:24, STARS: 0

NO

Kinja'd!!! "Leon711" (leon711)
02/26/2017 at 12:25, STARS: 4

What if I told you that in the UK, we have a day called Pancake day, and this year pancake day is this Tuesday? And I’m off this week so will be getting diabetes on Tuesday.

Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
02/26/2017 at 12:27, STARS: 0

GOOD... I’m glad you didn’t skimp on any of that other IMPORTANT stuff... especially the Skor bits...

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/26/2017 at 12:27, STARS: 1

I don’t recognize the Waffle Fans as an official government.

Kinja'd!!! "RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars" (rallydarkstrike)
02/26/2017 at 12:30, STARS: 0

THERE IS A KINK ON THE LEFT SIDE AND IT IS NOT PERFECTLY ROUND. Excellent pancakes....bah! :P

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/26/2017 at 12:34, STARS: 3

Imperfections add character.

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
02/26/2017 at 13:08, STARS: 2

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
02/26/2017 at 13:16, STARS: 0

What about blueberries?

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/26/2017 at 13:37, STARS: 1

I used blueberry syrup.

But yes, actually blueberry pancakes are probably the best.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/26/2017 at 14:29, STARS: 1

I can post tasty liquids if that will help.

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Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
02/26/2017 at 14:38, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
02/26/2017 at 14:55, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
02/26/2017 at 14:57, STARS: 0

Canada has Pancake Tuesday as well!

Kinja'd!!! "Leon711" (leon711)
02/26/2017 at 15:02, STARS: 2

As the UK’s best behaved child this does not surprise me. Why can’t the US be more like you Canada?

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
02/26/2017 at 16:05, STARS: 0

10/10, would eat until diabeetus.

Kinja'd!!! "BLT2GO" (blt2go)
02/26/2017 at 16:57, STARS: 0

It is even available at the Autozone next to the safeway just down the street.

https://slickdeals.net/f/9809531-duralast-1-2-drive-18-breaker-bar-11-free-shipping-or-pick-up-in-store-autozone?p=96889387

Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
02/26/2017 at 19:25, STARS: 2

For the same reason every big family has a black sheep