by "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
Published 02/26/2017 at 10:37
by "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
Published 02/26/2017 at 10:37
Tags: Party Tips
STARS: 0
You can pee anytime you want! I was thinking about why waterparks seem less stressful than amusement parks, then it hit me! I never had to look for a bathroom at a waterpark!! I could just go anywhere like a Range Rover!!! Why is that? Because I’m wearing trunks. So put on some trunks and go micturate in public without being arrested last night because it’s Mardi Gras weekend, whooo!!!
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/26/2017 at 10:41, STARS: 8
Fact: people who pee in designated community swimming areas are petty criminals.
"$kaycog" (skaycog)
02/26/2017 at 10:43, STARS: 12
I think you mean potty criminals.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/26/2017 at 10:44, STARS: 7
You’re really pissing me off with these puns.
"Nibby" (nibby68)
02/26/2017 at 10:46, STARS: 3
"PS9" (PS9)
02/26/2017 at 10:46, STARS: 5
New rule: If you pee in a community accessable pool, every V8 you drive will come with 4 dead cylinders. Every turbocharger will produce -2 psi of boost. Every supercharger belt will snap upon startup. Every hybrid will come with a dead unrechargable battery and return 1/4 of it’s stated MPG.
and every Tesla will accelerate slower than a diesel lada and produce more smog than 10 tractor trailers.
"$kaycog" (skaycog)
02/26/2017 at 10:48, STARS: 3
"Manny05x" (Manny05x)
02/26/2017 at 10:49, STARS: 1
When i go to a pool i always tell my gf “lets go drink piss” she hates that joke.
"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
02/26/2017 at 10:49, STARS: 2
The #1 reason is opportunity. The #2 reason is emergency, I shit you not.
"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
02/26/2017 at 10:51, STARS: 2
If you weren’t supposed to pee in the pool then why would there be water in it like a toilet? Few can afford a toilet to swim in on their own, that’s why you chip in as a community to provide a toilet everyone can swim in, together!
"MrDakka" (mrdakka)
02/26/2017 at 10:52, STARS: 3
"victor" (victor)
02/26/2017 at 10:58, STARS: 1
They really need to start cracking down on the 2-4 year olds. They do it all the time
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/26/2017 at 10:59, STARS: 2
Ban children
"PS9" (PS9)
02/26/2017 at 11:00, STARS: 5
If you pee in the pool one more time, the Stinger will be cancelled and Korean brands will fold in the United States.
"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
02/26/2017 at 11:04, STARS: 1
Hell... if you’re gonna do that, why not also masturate in the wave pool while you’re at it.
"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
02/26/2017 at 11:06, STARS: 0
But if you pay someone to pee on a bed, then you can be President of the USA!
"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
02/26/2017 at 11:08, STARS: 0
No, you don’t want to shit. Everyone has to get out of the pool when that happens.
"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
02/26/2017 at 11:08, STARS: 0
Nah, I do that by candlelight like Ben Franklin. Pool ain’t for swimmers anyways.
"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
02/26/2017 at 11:10, STARS: 0
Yeah... she obviously hates it because it’s wrong. You’re swimming in it, not drinking it!!
"Manny05x" (Manny05x)
02/26/2017 at 11:12, STARS: 0
Pick your poison.
"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
02/26/2017 at 11:12, STARS: 1
So you’re saying you’re not skilled enough to hold a lit candle while masturbating and enjoying a wave pool at the same time????
"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
02/26/2017 at 11:16, STARS: 2
Don’t turn this into a challenge! We aren’t starting the #SeafoamChallenge.
"Viggen" (viggen37)
02/26/2017 at 11:17, STARS: 0
Well it’s a good thing a lot of pools have that chemical that changes color if there’s piss in it. Now if you’re in the ocean, my all means go ahead and do it. It’s already got everything from salt to penguin poop and nuclear weapons.
"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
02/26/2017 at 12:00, STARS: 0
Seafoamchallenge... to raise Moob and penile awareness...
"ranwhenparked" (ranwhenparked)
02/26/2017 at 20:33, STARS: 0
And this is why I no longer go to waterparks or use public pools.