by "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
Published 02/25/2017 at 21:22
by "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
Published 02/25/2017 at 21:22
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STARS: 17
You’re working on your car and see a couple red drops on the garage floor. You wonder what is leaking red fluid, and realize, with relief, that it is only you.
"Maxima Speed" (maximaspeed)
02/25/2017 at 21:24, STARS: 1
Been there before. :)
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/25/2017 at 21:25, STARS: 1
I think I’d rather have it be the car than me. Don’t want to risk getting anything foreign in an open wound.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
02/25/2017 at 21:28, STARS: 6
That’s the most xenophobic thing I have ever encountered.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/25/2017 at 21:28, STARS: 1
...
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
02/25/2017 at 21:29, STARS: 0
There was a brief moment of panic.
"smobgirl" (smobgirl)
02/25/2017 at 21:33, STARS: 1
I always assume it’s me. I might be the only adult with no children and a 3-year-olds year’s supply of bandaids.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/25/2017 at 21:33, STARS: 0
NO SURPRISE THERE
"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
02/25/2017 at 21:34, STARS: 2
I was driving next to a train and thought the nose was the Allroad. I can understand the relieve
"gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
02/25/2017 at 21:35, STARS: 1
While pulling my old starter off the other day, my new roommate asked me if I needed help with something as I came into the house to pull out my older-but-maybe-gooder starter from the basement. It wasn’t until much later when I saw all the drying droplets on the kitchen floor that I realized I’d been dribbling blood from a grazed knuckle the whole time.
" The Compromiser" (charger)
02/25/2017 at 21:39, STARS: 1
My next fear after that is that something got stained with my leaking red.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
02/25/2017 at 21:40, STARS: 1
Oh yeah, been there!
"Viggen" (viggen37)
02/25/2017 at 21:41, STARS: 1
Always fun when you get to play the not sure if blood or hydraulic fluid game.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/25/2017 at 21:43, STARS: 0
WHAT THAT LOBSTER DO
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/25/2017 at 21:43, STARS: 2
Blood on the car is best stain though.
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
02/25/2017 at 21:47, STARS: 1
This is why manual transmission is best transmission.
"Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
02/25/2017 at 21:53, STARS: 1
I’ll take both over having some crackhead drizzling blood on my passenger seat after breaking my window to steal my stereo.
" The Compromiser" (charger)
02/25/2017 at 21:59, STARS: 1
After taco drippings.
"Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
02/25/2017 at 22:05, STARS: 1
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
02/25/2017 at 23:00, STARS: 1
#citylyfe
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
02/25/2017 at 23:02, STARS: 0
Do you not cut yourself around them?
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
02/25/2017 at 23:02, STARS: 1
Easy to tell by taste.
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
02/25/2017 at 23:04, STARS: 0
You don’t have to worry about red fluid leaking from them!
Except some GM’s. I hear some of there’s run off some kind of synthetic fluid that’s similar to ATF.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
02/25/2017 at 23:04, STARS: 0
Then someone asks you how you hurt yourself and all you can do is shrug.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
02/25/2017 at 23:05, STARS: 0
This took me a couple tries to parse. Nose = noise
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
02/25/2017 at 23:07, STARS: 1
Band-aids? Nah just lick it until it stops bleeding.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
02/25/2017 at 23:10, STARS: 0
What color fluid do they leak?
"hike" (hike15)
02/25/2017 at 23:10, STARS: 0
I see it as you’ll heal on your own. Fixing the car costs time and money.
"smobgirl" (smobgirl)
02/25/2017 at 23:11, STARS: 0
I might be a crazy cat lady but I haven’t yet turned into a cat. Besides, they have bugs on them.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
02/25/2017 at 23:11, STARS: 0
I can fix myself for cheap.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
02/25/2017 at 23:12, STARS: 0
The cats have bugs on them?
"gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
02/25/2017 at 23:13, STARS: 1
Honestly I’m not even sure I hit it on anything. Could just have cracked from cold/dryness. Which reminds me I need to go lotion up.
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
02/25/2017 at 23:19, STARS: 0
Brown
"Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes)
02/25/2017 at 23:45, STARS: 1
pissing blood is a serious symptom.
"smobgirl" (smobgirl)
02/25/2017 at 23:49, STARS: 1
Haha, no, I was going to include a band aid photo since I sliced my finger on the gate earlier, but hands are weird to photograph. Just imagine a green cartoon centipede.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
02/26/2017 at 07:59, STARS: 1
They have sparkly troll band-aids now.