I'm here because someone was wrong

by "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
Published 02/25/2017 at 21:11

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The TRUE best video game franchises:

1) Halo

2) The Sims

3) Half-Life

4) Forza Horizon

5) Super Mario (The 3D platformers only)

6) Forza Motorsport

7) Portal

8) Spraying WD-40 in an open wound

9) Legend of Zelda

Replies (46)

"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
02/25/2017 at 21:15, STARS: 0

GTA is da best

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/25/2017 at 21:15, STARS: 1

1) lol no
2) no
3) more like NO-life.
4) feh
5) (here’s what I think of your qualifier - NO)
6) hef
7) i got yer portal right here
8) ouch
9) k

"BorkBorkBjork" (tbirdlemons)
02/25/2017 at 21:16, STARS: 2

Super Mario (The 3D platformers only)

What?

Sure, 64 was great, but 2D Mario is the best Mario.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/25/2017 at 21:17, STARS: 0

Well you’re a lobster.

"Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes" (sovereign-automotive)
02/25/2017 at 21:17, STARS: 2

10) brake clean in an open wound

11) Call of Duty

"S65" (granthp)
02/25/2017 at 21:18, STARS: 1

But

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/25/2017 at 21:18, STARS: 1

64 is one of the best video games ever made.

Sunshine has its own charming appeal.

Both Galaxy games are pretty good (Yes I like the first one sue me)

The new Super Mario World is pretty good as well.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/25/2017 at 21:18, STARS: 0

Meh, gets boring too quickly.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/25/2017 at 21:19, STARS: 1

Racist

"Matt Nichelson" (whoismatt)
02/25/2017 at 21:19, STARS: 1

Still Mass Effect, still no GoW. I am disappoint.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/25/2017 at 21:19, STARS: 0

NO

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/25/2017 at 21:19, STARS: 0

NO

"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
02/25/2017 at 21:20, STARS: 1

Your list doesn’t include Mass Effect and is therefore invalid

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/25/2017 at 21:20, STARS: 0

Gears of War is chunky and it has no gears.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/25/2017 at 21:21, STARS: 0

Ain’t got time for a derivative space game.

"Viggen" (viggen37)
02/25/2017 at 21:21, STARS: 1

*Looks at list*

You’re list is lacking Metal Gear Solid. As such, it is incorrect.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/25/2017 at 21:22, STARS: 0

HUMAN

"BorkBorkBjork" (tbirdlemons)
02/25/2017 at 21:22, STARS: 0

You don’t know Mario until you’ve spent 15 hours beating the Lost Levels (the REAL Super Mario Brothers 2).

"CB" (jrcb)
02/25/2017 at 21:22, STARS: 0

But where’s Resident Evil?

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/25/2017 at 21:23, STARS: 1

There isn’t enough time in the universe to explain the plot of a Konami game.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/25/2017 at 21:24, STARS: 0

In the hole where I’ve also put Fatal Frame.

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
02/25/2017 at 21:25, STARS: 4

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/25/2017 at 21:27, STARS: 0

CRAB

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/25/2017 at 21:28, STARS: 0

At least I’m #BestOppo

"Matt Nichelson" (whoismatt)
02/25/2017 at 21:28, STARS: 0

It was built as a shoot from cover style game though, so it’s going to feel a bit clunky to those who aren’t used to that.

"S65" (granthp)
02/25/2017 at 21:30, STARS: 2

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/25/2017 at 21:31, STARS: 0

Too far

"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
02/25/2017 at 21:33, STARS: 0

Have you even played the game? I admit some bits are repetitive (as is always the case in role players), and the ending is bullshit, but it has some of the best storyline, script writing, and character development ever to grace the screen in any medium. Also, something the nerd in me really loves, is that they took the effort to make the voices of each alien species unique and distinctive. You can hear any line from any character, be them one of the main charaters or a random nameless extra chatting in a hallway, and without looking you can identify their species, even though they’re all speaking English (or whatever language you have your XBox set to). That level of depth is rare in space-based sci-fi universes, be they movie, tv, or game.

Also this:

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"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
02/25/2017 at 21:33, STARS: 0

A lot of very smart people tell me Arch Duke is bigly mod.

"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
02/25/2017 at 21:36, STARS: 0

Shit. I forgot to put sims at No. 9

"Viggen" (viggen37)
02/25/2017 at 21:36, STARS: 0

Metal Gear Solid is easy to explain:

Messed up interpretations of a legendary soldier’s dream result in a clandestine war between led by two former friends. One side gains control and soon controls the world through AIs and war. The only way to end this is through the inferior clone of the greatest student to the legendary soldier.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/25/2017 at 21:40, STARS: 0

I tried it once. Couldn’t get into it.

Also this:

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"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
02/25/2017 at 21:40, STARS: 1

Wait. Mario 64 was fantastic but the rest of the 3d mario games were not so great.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/25/2017 at 21:41, STARS: 0

Alright now you’re making things worse.

"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
02/25/2017 at 21:41, STARS: 0

But muh Quiet.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/25/2017 at 21:42, STARS: 0

Sunshine had its flaws but it’s still a fun game!

"scoob" (scoobsti)
02/25/2017 at 21:47, STARS: 0

3) Half-Life

3)

3

3 is Three

Half-Life minus vowels and dash = Hlf Lf

Hlf Lf minus “lf” = H

H is hydrogen

The half life of hydrogen is 12.32 years

The last Half-Life game was released on November 16, 2004

12 years, 3 months, and 2 days after November 16, 2004 = February 18, 2017

Conclusion: HL3 confirmed for last week release

"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
02/25/2017 at 21:48, STARS: 0

I’m a big fan of Halo as well, I’ve been playing the franchise since the first Halo (and the first XBox) was brand new.

Also, if you didn’t actually watch the two videos I posted you need to, at least the second one. Best awkward conversation ever.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/25/2017 at 22:13, STARS: 1

Yeah I watched them. The second one was funny. Kind of reminds me of the dialog ye between Marines behind the door in Halo 3 Legendary on Crows Nest.

"wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
02/25/2017 at 22:58, STARS: 1

dude, no GT or Grand Theft?

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/25/2017 at 23:00, STARS: 0

no

"itranthelasttimeiparkedit" (itranthelasttimeiparkedit)
02/25/2017 at 23:15, STARS: 0

no deusex? SHAME

"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
02/26/2017 at 19:15, STARS: 0

The Sims, are you insane?

"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
02/26/2017 at 19:17, STARS: 0

No, MGS belongs under playable cut scenes, not games.

"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
02/26/2017 at 19:18, STARS: 0

And yet you listed Halo.

"Viggen" (viggen37)
02/26/2017 at 19:19, STARS: 0

That’s only MGS4