Food.

by "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
Published 02/25/2017 at 12:41

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STARS: 3

After a terrible airport muffin & coffee this morning.

We had to stop at Chick-fil-A. We also got upgraded from a Sienna to a Suburban. It feels weird weird wearing shorts. Have not seen Florida man yet, so 2/10 so far.

Replies (15)

"Tazio, Count Fouroff" (tazio0625)
02/25/2017 at 12:49, STARS: 1

“Have not seen Florida man yet”

Try the nearest Wal-Mart

If he’s not there, check back at about 1 AM 

"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
02/25/2017 at 12:50, STARS: 0

#2 combo or GTFAC.

"DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
02/25/2017 at 12:52, STARS: 2

You were eating at the ultimate Florida Man restaurant. I know the’re from Georgia, but nothing screams Florida like a CEO thinking god is going to seek vengeance on the US for letting gay people wed.

"FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
02/25/2017 at 12:56, STARS: 0

Thank goodness you got the upgrade. Sienna’s suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Had one as a rental in November. Anyone who says there is no such thing as a truly bad new car these days has not been in a Sienna.

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/25/2017 at 13:22, STARS: 2

Chick-Fil-A chicken is best chicken.

"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
02/25/2017 at 13:25, STARS: 1

The only way he can top this off is by going to a guy named Skeeter who is marrying his first cousin on top of a dualie dodge diesel with a confederate flag while their first vows state that Obama can’t take their guns and love away from them.

"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
02/25/2017 at 13:26, STARS: 2

I think a better reason not to go there is that Popeye’s Chicken exists. Literally everything Popeye’s has is better, plus they’re open on Sundays.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/25/2017 at 13:34, STARS: 1

god is going to seek vengeance on the US for letting gay people wed

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/25/2017 at 13:34, STARS: 1

Can confirm: Florida Man chills at Walmart at 1 AM.

"Jack Does Cars" (jackdoescars)
02/25/2017 at 13:35, STARS: 0

#1, no pickle, with a lemonade. Always.

"Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)" (galileo-humpkins)
02/25/2017 at 14:06, STARS: 0

I could definitely go for some CFA right now.

"Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)" (galileo-humpkins)
02/25/2017 at 14:09, STARS: 0

#1 add Cheese and Bacon, Large Size, Diet Lemonade plus a 12 Count Nugget. Mmmm, solid meal right there.

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
02/25/2017 at 15:43, STARS: 0

The burb is for sure a highway sofa. It’s very comfortable. Can haul 6 adults & luggage with ease.

"smobgirl" (smobgirl)
02/25/2017 at 15:44, STARS: 0

I just realized it isn’t Sunday yet.

"Junkrat aka Rick Sanchez: Fury Road Edition" (realasabass)
02/25/2017 at 17:17, STARS: 1

You can really taste the hate and intolerance in every bite.