Excuse me while I whip this out

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Published 02/24/2017 at 14:11

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One comically large chainsaw coming up. Dropped the mower off for service (I’ll do oil, but I got no way to sharpen the blades) and saw this bad boy for $2300.


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Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
02/24/2017 at 14:14, STARS: 2

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Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
02/24/2017 at 14:15, STARS: 0

I bet you only have to tighten the chain 17 times during the course of a single tree!

Kinja'd!!! "The Ghost of Oppo" (gohstoklasa)
02/24/2017 at 14:15, STARS: 1

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I’ll take two

Kinja'd!!! "Jcarr" (jcarr)
02/24/2017 at 14:15, STARS: 1

No way to sharpen the blade?

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Kinja'd!!! "LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
02/24/2017 at 14:18, STARS: 1

Its always good to have a plan Z

Kinja'd!!! "Cash Rewards" (cashrewards)
02/24/2017 at 14:19, STARS: 0

Fair enough. Dad always used a bench grinder, which I don’t have yet.

Kinja'd!!! "vicali" (vicali)
02/24/2017 at 14:19, STARS: 2

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Big trees, big saws.

Kinja'd!!! "Jcarr" (jcarr)
02/24/2017 at 14:20, STARS: 0

It’s crude, but it works for me without creating noticeable imbalance.

Kinja'd!!! "$kaycog" (skaycog)
02/24/2017 at 14:21, STARS: 3

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Like a boss.

Kinja'd!!! "Cash Rewards" (cashrewards)
02/24/2017 at 14:21, STARS: 4

But, you cut down three other trees by accident for your efforts.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
02/24/2017 at 14:28, STARS: 0

You use a mill bastard and not a finetooth round?

Kinja'd!!! "My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
02/24/2017 at 14:31, STARS: 2

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Perfect for Sharknado season

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
02/24/2017 at 14:32, STARS: 1

It has a “Rollomatic ES” bar nose, which is designed for easy replacement if the saw is used for boring and limbing. BECAUSE THOSE ARE TWO THINGS YOU WILL TOTALLY DO WITH THAT SAW.

Okay, maybe that’s harsh. Maybe they’re expecting a little boring, for when that bar won’t get all the way across the trunk. HURRRRRRRR

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
02/24/2017 at 14:35, STARS: 2

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Kinja'd!!! "Cash Rewards" (cashrewards)
02/24/2017 at 14:50, STARS: 0

I live in northern Virginia. We don’t got trees like that.

Kinja'd!!! "Cash Rewards" (cashrewards)
02/24/2017 at 14:51, STARS: 1

Brb, deforesting Sequoia National park.

Kinja'd!!! "Jcarr" (jcarr)
02/24/2017 at 15:13, STARS: 0

I use the one in my toolbox. I’m not sure what it is.

I’m a heathen.

Kinja'd!!! "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
02/24/2017 at 15:15, STARS: 1

In the event of a zombie apocalypse, keep your enemy at a distance with SuperSaw! (tm)

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
02/24/2017 at 15:23, STARS: 1

You may have noticed that the teeth have a straight edge, but they also have relief under that edge so it can lift the chip better. The “correct” way to sharpen the tooth is to work a round file at the tooth angle along that relief, so that the relief gets cut back at the same time as the tooth edge gets sharpened from below.

Or you can do your heathenly heathen thing. Heathen.

Kinja'd!!! "Jcarr" (jcarr)
02/24/2017 at 15:26, STARS: 0

Alls I knows is that my grass gets cut nice and clean like an’ my mower don’t shake none.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
02/24/2017 at 15:28, STARS: 1

This whole time I was thinking about sharpening chainsaws for some reason. I am derp.

For mower blades, I use a bench grinder and a balance block.

Kinja'd!!! "vondon302" (vondon302)
02/24/2017 at 15:45, STARS: 0

The delimbanator!