Not only hath He risen...

Kinja'd!!! by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 02/24/2017 at 13:43

Tags: Turbo Jesus
STARS: 10


Kinja'd!!!

But he’s faster than ever with offroading capabilities.


Replies (10)

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
02/24/2017 at 13:50, STARS: 4

I heard he can turn water into 10w30

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
02/24/2017 at 13:51, STARS: 2

AMG-sus power!

Kinja'd!!! "Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever" (rustanddust)
02/24/2017 at 13:55, STARS: 6

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
02/24/2017 at 13:57, STARS: 1

I don’t care if it rains or freezes as long as I have my turbo Jesus sitting on the trunk lid of my car.

Kinja'd!!! "The Ghost of Oppo" (gohstoklasa)
02/24/2017 at 13:59, STARS: 1

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "Comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer" (cyclonefan94)
02/24/2017 at 14:00, STARS: 1

Silly sprinter dude...turbajeezuz isn’t effective without the proper intakes

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
02/24/2017 at 14:18, STARS: 0

He used to be Naturally Exasperated, but then he had a Forced Induction.

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
02/24/2017 at 14:24, STARS: 1

Well, He was a carpenter, so a cargo van does make sense.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/24/2017 at 14:30, STARS: 0

And then 10W30 into mud.

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
02/24/2017 at 15:08, STARS: 1

Praise Turbo Jesus. Can I get an Apex?