My Demon Predictions 

Kinja'd!!! by "Shoop" (shoopdawoop993)
Published 02/24/2017 at 02:40

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I don’t have any friends in high places so take that with a pinch of salt. However I do believe in Sergio.

1000+ hp. The next logical step to make people go Holy shit and give dodge the same kind of media frenzy they had with the hellcat. That 1121 number looked promising, but I’m not sold on that. More like 1010

$90 - 100k. The viper is dead long live the snek. That gives head room for an expensive challenger.

9s in the quarter, maybe only barely

Rwd with skinnies in the trunk obviously.

Lots of Metallica and fuel gimmy fiya

U herd it hear.


Replies (6)

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/24/2017 at 02:45, STARS: 0

I tell you what, this better not turn into a fucking April Fools prank.

Kinja'd!!! "Axial" (axial)
02/24/2017 at 02:53, STARS: 0

Speaking of which, I saw that Ghosn’s effective date for being not-CEO of Nissan is 1 April...

You funny guy, Carlos!

Kinja'd!!! "Shoop" (shoopdawoop993)
02/24/2017 at 02:54, STARS: 3

IMAGEBOARDS BURNED TO THE GROUND, CAR BROS RIOTING IN THE STREETS. AUTO ZONES BEING LOOTED FOR THEIR BLACK ICE.

Kinja'd!!! "Shoop" (shoopdawoop993)
02/24/2017 at 03:02, STARS: 2

Plot twist, they do it by putting a 392 in the passenger seat.

Kinja'd!!! "garagemonkee" (monke)
02/24/2017 at 03:04, STARS: 0

why is everyone so hung up on skinnies in the trunk? does it have a cage? if it doesn’t have a cage, it’ll get kicked off the track after a single run. so at that point extra tires are useless. Also, who is going to burn through enough tires to need a second set, and THEN swap the worn out tires back on to drive home with?

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
02/24/2017 at 04:19, STARS: 1

My prediction... Meth. Not methanol, but crystal meth.