Optiplexisitelock

Kinja'd!!! by "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
Published 02/23/2017 at 19:42

Tags: Nibby Bait
STARS: 4


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Keep Oppo the only choice in workstations.


Replies (39)

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
02/23/2017 at 19:52, STARS: 5

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I prefer my workstations to be mobile.

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
02/23/2017 at 19:54, STARS: 3

Homebuilt is bae:

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Kinja'd!!! "dogisbadob" (dogisbadob)
02/23/2017 at 19:58, STARS: 1

I have one of those!!!!

Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
02/23/2017 at 19:59, STARS: 2

I guess they are not bad. Last time I had a “workstation” grade machine, it was by a whitebox shop that helpfully didn’t put thermal grease on the CPU, something which I imagine rarely happens at Dell.

Still, going back even further, I felt more special with an O2 on the desk in front of me:

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Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
02/23/2017 at 20:03, STARS: 9

“Let’s discuss this contract in my office with the neon-blue glowing computer”

Kinja'd!!! "not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada)
02/23/2017 at 20:03, STARS: 0

NeXTcube or GTFAC.

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Also acceptable: NeXTstation Turbo Colour

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Kinja'd!!! "not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada)
02/23/2017 at 20:05, STARS: 3

RGB lighting downloads 16 gigabits of RAM to your ZIP drive.

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
02/23/2017 at 20:09, STARS: 0

Hahaha, I built this 4 years ago for school, it’s my home computer now. It was the least offensive case I could find with large diameter fans, as such, it’s really quiet.

Kinja'd!!! "Milky" (jordanmielke)
02/23/2017 at 20:11, STARS: 0

Needs more creativity.

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Kinja'd!!! "No Prius Needed" (nopriusneeded)
02/23/2017 at 20:14, STARS: 0

Same. <3 my XPS 15

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
02/23/2017 at 20:16, STARS: 3

No. Optiplex are crap. One in our office literally caught on fire. Precision or GTFO.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
02/23/2017 at 20:23, STARS: 0

That’s like taking a dragster to the grocery store.

Kinja'd!!! "Aremmes" (aremmes)
02/23/2017 at 20:24, STARS: 0

I’m afraid Optiplexes don’t qualify as workstations, in the sense of hardware intended for technical workloads. At best, they’re the sort of computer designed for simplified maintenance and management that a small team of interns would deploy by the hundreds/thousands at a large company. If you want a Dell workstation, you want a Precision.

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Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/23/2017 at 20:25, STARS: 0

That radiator tho.

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
02/23/2017 at 20:35, STARS: 0

HP Z400 lyfe

Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
02/23/2017 at 20:35, STARS: 0

Optiplex isn’t even their workstation line...

Dell - Venue - Optiplex - Precision
HP - Pro - EliteDesk - Z-series
Lenovo - ThinkCentre M - ThinkStation P

And screw Dell’s crap. Lenovo or bust.

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
02/23/2017 at 20:36, STARS: 0

hnnnnnnnnng xps

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
02/23/2017 at 20:37, STARS: 0

Gotta keep those 4.3GHz cool.

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
02/23/2017 at 20:53, STARS: 1

I have so many Optiplexes.... I had 10 or so from my last job I dismantled for scrap, have one my kids use, two ‘dead’(?) ones at work I need to go through, and the two I use at work.

Kinja'd!!! "avalonian" (avalonain19)
02/23/2017 at 21:07, STARS: 0

 Hey hey, do any work? I just need a cheap desktop for school, this college student would really appreciate it! ;)

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
02/23/2017 at 21:17, STARS: 0

I don’t, I was just doing it for fun/necessity. The next Optiplex I save will replace the one the kids use that’s on its last legs.

Kinja'd!!! "avalonian" (avalonain19)
02/23/2017 at 21:18, STARS: 0

Drat, you’re good. Hmm, I just want a cheap desktop that’ll work, but idk where to find them.

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
02/23/2017 at 21:20, STARS: 0

I ordered mine as soon as the Skylake version was released. i7, 16gb ram, 512gb ssd, 1080p display. Best laptop I have ever owned by far.

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
02/23/2017 at 21:20, STARS: 0

They are glorious.

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
02/23/2017 at 21:25, STARS: 0

ebay.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
02/23/2017 at 21:26, STARS: 0

Agreed.

Kinja'd!!! "No Prius Needed" (nopriusneeded)
02/23/2017 at 21:39, STARS: 0

I did the same too, except mine is the 1080p/8GB/256GB version. I sorta wish I went for the 4k screen but I’m still really happy with it. Its also the best laptop I’ve ever owned, so much better than my Lenovo which tried to do its best Ferrari impression before it died.

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
02/23/2017 at 21:43, STARS: 0

I actually had a broadwell XPS 13 (i5, 256gb ssd, 8gb ram, 3200x1800 display) before I got the 15. I ended up selling the 13 to my dad when I got my 15. I specifically wanted a 1080p display because I had discovered with the 13 that a lot of professional programs ignore windows display scaling making them impossible to use on higher resolution displays.

Kinja'd!!! "Boxer_4" (Boxer_4)
02/23/2017 at 21:50, STARS: 1

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Optiplex GX110 is best Optiplex

Kinja'd!!! "Boxer_4" (Boxer_4)
02/23/2017 at 21:54, STARS: 0

Or embrace insanity like I did ... Dell and Lenovo existing in harmony ( mostly )...

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
02/23/2017 at 22:02, STARS: 0

Refurbished Optiplexes go for less than $100 on eBay, with Windows 10 even.

Kinja'd!!! "AntiSpeed" (AntiSpeed)
02/23/2017 at 22:35, STARS: 2

You: Don’t come in my office I’m sick!

Client: But you sound fine?

*client sees neon-blue glowing computer*

Client: Oh shit son you sick af.

Kinja'd!!! "Justino6969" (justino6969)
02/23/2017 at 22:45, STARS: 0

I ordered 4 more loaded 7040s today. My workplace likes their Dells.

Kinja'd!!! "wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
02/23/2017 at 22:48, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "JGrabowMSt" (jgrabowmst)
02/23/2017 at 23:27, STARS: 0

Ive got a Z600, works great for me. Dual quad core + hyperthreading, just wish it was as fast as my workstation at home (dual 10 core + hyperthreading with 128gb of RAM).

Need better graphics though. The pathetic old quadro I have just isnt doing so hot lately. Need to find something just a little better somewhere in the office.

Thinkpad T420 laptop rocks with a datacenter SSD and a USB3.0 expresscard. Couldnt ask for more out of a great work only machine.

Kinja'd!!! "TheD0k_2many toys 2little time" (thed0ck)
02/24/2017 at 02:03, STARS: 0

Literally every computer at my work...

Kinja'd!!! "kanadanmajava1" (kanadanmajava1)
02/24/2017 at 06:03, STARS: 1

I have an IBM 5150 on my office desk just besides the Dell laptop that I’m using to type this. Sadly the display doesn’t seem to work anymore, but it looks like this.

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Kinja'd!!! "bhtooefr" (bhtooefr)
02/27/2017 at 01:02, STARS: 0

Those aren’t workstations.

Now these, these are workstations:

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(Disclaimer, I work for Dell, actually supporting both model lines for one of Dell’s clients. Well, the far right one in your pic, and the middle two in my pic.)

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
09/06/2017 at 17:06, STARS: 0

yas