Oh crap

Kinja'd!!! by "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
Published 02/23/2017 at 15:17

No Tags
STARS: 12


Down at the junkyard today:

Kinja'd!!!

More pics when I get home


Replies (41)

Kinja'd!!! "Cherry_man1" (Cherry_man1)
02/23/2017 at 15:21, STARS: 0

Is...is that a Phaeton!?

Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
02/23/2017 at 15:22, STARS: 6

Ooh, that has ‘somebody will buy this who has no idea what the fuck they’re getting in to’ written all over it. Or you can do the right and noble thing by buying it to save that poor (well, soon to be poor) person.

Kinja'd!!! "FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem" (fuelstratifiedinjection)
02/23/2017 at 15:23, STARS: 2

Fuck, that’s sad. What the fuck is it doing in a scrapyard?

Kinja'd!!! "bhtooefr" (bhtooefr)
02/23/2017 at 15:26, STARS: 2

A $4k Phaeton?

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Kinja'd!!! "SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
02/23/2017 at 15:27, STARS: 0

A solid assessment.

Kinja'd!!! "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
02/23/2017 at 15:27, STARS: 0

Yes. V8.

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
02/23/2017 at 15:27, STARS: 0

love those wheels. nice and simple. awesome stance on thsi one.

Kinja'd!!! "SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
02/23/2017 at 15:27, STARS: 21

Going to a place where it will never be able to hurt its owner ever again.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
02/23/2017 at 15:28, STARS: 0

Quick! Someone call Jagvar!

Kinja'd!!! "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
02/23/2017 at 15:29, STARS: 0

Expired plates, lots of leaves under the hood. Dead owner?

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
02/23/2017 at 15:30, STARS: 2

Think of how much you could make by being evil and parting it out.

Kinja'd!!! "carzcarzcarz" (carzcarzcarz)
02/23/2017 at 15:30, STARS: 1

Damn, that’s a find. Would be worth it if it runs, hope you save it from the junker.

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
02/23/2017 at 15:30, STARS: 0

Is that stock ride height? I am confus

Kinja'd!!! "FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem" (fuelstratifiedinjection)
02/23/2017 at 15:31, STARS: 0

Even sadder. It’s probably just a dumb owner who got cold feet when they saw the repair bill and parts prices.

Kinja'd!!! "My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
02/23/2017 at 15:33, STARS: 1

Rare, German, likely on its third who thought routine maintenance was filling the windshield washer bottle. Buy it there is no fail with this plane

Kinja'd!!! "FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem" (fuelstratifiedinjection)
02/23/2017 at 15:33, STARS: 1

Well, it’s not a Corolla that you can abuse to death without ever getting anything replaced and properly maintained.

I don’t know why but I’d buy it and swap a TDI v6 in it.

Kinja'd!!! "SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
02/23/2017 at 15:35, STARS: 0

Air suspension.

Kinja'd!!! "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
02/23/2017 at 15:35, STARS: 2

I may be mentally deficient but I’m not insane...

Kinja'd!!! "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
02/23/2017 at 15:36, STARS: 0

They’re selling it intact, and the keys are in it. I was tempted to take it for a spin.

Kinja'd!!! "Land_Yacht_225" (nadenator)
02/23/2017 at 15:39, STARS: 0

Oh god! Somebody do something! If I had the money I’d buy it myself!

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
02/23/2017 at 15:40, STARS: 0

Someone put a Stanceworks logo on the bottom. That tuck in the front is crazy.

Kinja'd!!! "Roadster Man" (roadsterman)
02/23/2017 at 15:42, STARS: 0

Diesel? If so, time to make some money!!!!

Kinja'd!!! "Cherry_man1" (Cherry_man1)
02/23/2017 at 15:43, STARS: 0

Buy it and do terrible things with it.

Kinja'd!!! "VeeDubTDI" (veedubtdi)
02/23/2017 at 15:44, STARS: 4

pfft. TDI V10 swap.

Kinja'd!!! "VeeDubTDI" (veedubtdi)
02/23/2017 at 15:45, STARS: 0

The front suspension is flat in that picture. It’s either been sitting in that spot not running for several months, or it has a problem with the air suspension.

Kinja'd!!! "merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc" (merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc)
02/23/2017 at 15:47, STARS: 0

True that, you know there’s a need for the parts..... that still work, that is..... sad though.

Kinja'd!!! "FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem" (fuelstratifiedinjection)
02/23/2017 at 15:47, STARS: 0

Even better

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
02/23/2017 at 15:49, STARS: 2

I’ve been drinking pretty heavily today.

I have not drunken enough for THAT to be a good idea yet

Kinja'd!!! "PotbellyJoe and 42 others" (potbellyjoe)
02/23/2017 at 16:10, STARS: 1

Kinja'd!!!

TBF though at $4k, I would totally buy this and find a way to change it over to a more reliable drivetrain.

Shoot, at $4k it could be made into the first lifted Phaeton....

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
02/23/2017 at 16:18, STARS: 2

Sounds like you need to keep drinking then.

Kinja'd!!! "wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
02/23/2017 at 16:20, STARS: 0

The tri force of unreliability

Kinja'd!!! "VW Max" (vw-max)
02/23/2017 at 16:26, STARS: 0

somehow get a TTRS engine in there?

Kinja'd!!! "mtdrift" (mtdrift)
02/23/2017 at 16:30, STARS: 1

Hmmm. You have a Vanagon as your avatar, so I’m not so certain about that.

Kinja'd!!! "bhtooefr" (bhtooefr)
02/23/2017 at 16:34, STARS: 0

With the V8, the drivetrain isn’t the unreliable part.

Kinja'd!!! "PotbellyJoe and 42 others" (potbellyjoe)
02/23/2017 at 16:38, STARS: 1

You’re right, I have never read any horror stories about the 4.2L VW/Audi motor and its reliability.

Kinja'd!!! "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
02/23/2017 at 16:48, STARS: 1

Not certifiably insane...

Kinja'd!!! "bhtooefr" (bhtooefr)
02/23/2017 at 17:11, STARS: 0

I’ve heard horror stories, but they’re almost always about the later FSI motors, which are chain drive.

This one’s belt drive, and the timing belt only requires assuming the service position, not removing the engine.

Kinja'd!!! "Flavien Vidal" (flyingfrenchy)
02/23/2017 at 22:52, STARS: 0

If you were to part it out, you’d make quite a bit of money with all that... Front suspensions look dead though. If I had a garage, I’d buy it. Used spares are plentyful everywhere on internet since everyone end up abandoning them like that lol

Kinja'd!!! "FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem" (fuelstratifiedinjection)
02/24/2017 at 02:12, STARS: 0

Isn’t the 5 cylinder engine of the TTRS and RS3 transverse mounted? Other than that, it sounds brilliant.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
02/24/2017 at 06:30, STARS: 0

ooooh Neon!

Kinja'd!!! "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
02/24/2017 at 09:41, STARS: 0

Three Neons for the price of one Phaeton. I’m not sure which one will cost you less in the long ruin or be more reliable...