Gotta Love Instant Justice

Kinja'd!!! by "Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis" (Dwhite95)
Published 02/23/2017 at 10:32

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Replies (49)

Kinja'd!!! "arl" (arl1968)
02/23/2017 at 10:36, STARS: 0

Tis a thing of beauty.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/23/2017 at 10:36, STARS: 3

KARMA BONER

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
02/23/2017 at 10:37, STARS: 1

Crazy lanesplitter going too fast for the conditions? Meh. Sequoia with taillight out. BOOK EM, DANO!

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
02/23/2017 at 10:38, STARS: 0

HELL YES

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
02/23/2017 at 10:39, STARS: 1

I’m not sure what the white toyota did that was illegal, other than drive like a douche.

Kinja'd!!! "Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis" (Dwhite95)
02/23/2017 at 10:40, STARS: 5

U bein’ srs?

Did you not notice the Sequoia pull a double lane change and cutting off a cop and arguably an Accord too?

Kinja'd!!! "Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis" (Dwhite95)
02/23/2017 at 10:40, STARS: 0

Whoa there kinja... Triple post.

Kinja'd!!! "Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis" (Dwhite95)
02/23/2017 at 10:40, STARS: 0

Yeah, ignore this...

Kinja'd!!! "ateamfan42" (ateamfan42)
02/23/2017 at 10:42, STARS: 1

Improper lane change? Failure to yield? I’m not a police officer, but it seems like one of those should be applicable to the situation.

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
02/23/2017 at 10:43, STARS: 2

from the appearance... it seemed like they simply indicated and merged into a space in which they fit in traffic that was going sufficiently slowly.

Kinja'd!!! "boredalways" (boredalway666)
02/23/2017 at 10:43, STARS: 0

No hands lanesplitter is best lanesplitter

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
02/23/2017 at 10:44, STARS: 1

Kinja'd!!!

Triple kinja’d. (I’d swap out the starts for the Kinja logo, but Apple in their infinite wisdom doesn’t make a paint program for mac, and I have no work computer as I haven’t started at my new job yet)

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
02/23/2017 at 10:44, STARS: 2

Careless driving?

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
02/23/2017 at 10:45, STARS: 0

Probably, but this is so common on California freeways most folks just shrug it off and keep going.

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
02/23/2017 at 10:47, STARS: 1

Helps if the guy with the twilight out barges across two lanes, cutting off a random car and then the cop.

Kinja'd!!! "boredalways" (boredalway666)
02/23/2017 at 10:48, STARS: 4

“drive like a douche” is more than enough to be pulled over.

The driver might get lucky enough to get off with a warning.

Also, the officer could consider it reckless driving under the condition (rush hour traffic, tailgating).

Kinja'd!!! "Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
02/23/2017 at 10:52, STARS: 1

With ape hangers. That guy wants to die, no question.

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
02/23/2017 at 10:52, STARS: 0

you know, the kinja logo is a “K”?

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so.... KKK, is that the hope here? :P

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
02/23/2017 at 10:53, STARS: 1

Nope, the video pulled a Harry Houdini on me. I was staring at the left shoulder and fearing the worst for the rider and completely missed the rest. Honestly, that Sequioa didn’t look like it was driving too aggressively, just being an ass. Whenever I’m in the Northeast, that’s considered tame, so YMMV.

Kinja'd!!! "Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
02/23/2017 at 10:54, STARS: 4

I thought that too, maybe he was giving the double duece.

Upon further review, the guy’s got ape hangers.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
02/23/2017 at 10:54, STARS: 0

I had to watch it twice to see the apes. I literally thought he was just cruising hands-free like “NO FUCKS TO GIVE!” Video tricked me.

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
02/23/2017 at 10:56, STARS: 0

I can’t hear over the radio, but I wonder if the cop bothered to blow his horn at the other guy before turning the lights on. It would be hilarious if the guy gave the cop the finger, just to dig his own hole even deeper.

Kinja'd!!! "boredalways" (boredalway666)
02/23/2017 at 10:57, STARS: 1

That makes more sense.

Maybe too much sense.

...

Ya know, let’s continue to believe it was no hands.

Because Alternative Facts

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
02/23/2017 at 10:59, STARS: 1

Or on the East Coast, “Politely Signaling for a Change”

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
02/23/2017 at 11:00, STARS: 3

Kinja'd!!!

Yep, this is what I saw at first.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
02/23/2017 at 11:01, STARS: 1

That reminds me more of this:

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Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
02/23/2017 at 11:02, STARS: 3

it doesn;t really seem that bad. He’s trying to get over i’m guessing for the upcoming split/ramp. The cop doesn’t want to let him over but he goes anyway and cop gets mad.

also no roofrack=cops thanks dusty

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Kinja'd!!! "SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
02/23/2017 at 11:14, STARS: 0

No arguing that they cut off the Accord.

Kinja'd!!! "Rico" (ricorich)
02/23/2017 at 11:15, STARS: 0

YES!!!! That was awesome. I KNEW it was the boys (the boys in blue) as soon as I started the video!

Kinja'd!!! "Rico" (ricorich)
02/23/2017 at 11:17, STARS: 2

Yeah just because you have your signal on doesn’t mean you can just force your way into the lane. He made the cop slam on his brakes 2 times to avoid a collision. That’s more than enough to have them pull you over.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/23/2017 at 11:20, STARS: 1

Counterpoint: The cop could have been courteous and let the Sequoia in, since it signaled way in advance of the maneuver and merged at slow speed.

Kinja'd!!! "boredalways" (boredalway666)
02/23/2017 at 11:24, STARS: 0

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/s

Kinja'd!!! "Ssfancyfresh" (scotttt)
02/23/2017 at 11:40, STARS: 1

Honestly, traffic is moving slow and the guy signaled. From this perspective, It almost looks like the cop is trying to block him. He’s accelerating and braking hard against the car in front of him prior to the Sequoia showing up. Looks like someone is having a bad day and taking it out on the people.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
02/23/2017 at 11:48, STARS: 0

This was my first thought. HE ACTUALLY USED A TURN SIGNAL CORRECTLY. Usually in California you don’t turn on your signal until you are actually moving to the other lane, because other drivers just close the gap to prevent you from lane changing.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
02/23/2017 at 11:50, STARS: 0

Which is what the Accord dude did imo

Kinja'd!!! "SantaRita" (SantaRita)
02/23/2017 at 12:00, STARS: 0

almost looks like he tapped him.

Kinja'd!!! "Roadster Man" (roadsterman)
02/23/2017 at 12:03, STARS: 1

Yeah, here in the Northeast that’s pretty considerate driving. It’s a dick move, but I don’t see any traffic violations there.

Around here, you usually wouldn’t even get a blinker, just some asshole squeezing over three lanes of traffic.

Seems like this cop didn’t have his donut yet that morning.

Kinja'd!!! "TechBro" (techbro88)
02/23/2017 at 12:08, STARS: 2

The cop will make something up. Probably smash his taillight while walking up to the drivers door.

Kinja'd!!! "Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
02/23/2017 at 12:10, STARS: 2

I must be missing it. That dude in the Sequoia did nothing wrong. I’ve seen WAY worse every day on my daily commute. I don’t think he cut anyone off, and he signaled. The cop was being a dick.

Kinja'd!!! "Roadster Man" (roadsterman)
02/23/2017 at 13:17, STARS: 0

Sounds about right to me.

Kinja'd!!! "ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com" (ita97)
02/23/2017 at 16:19, STARS: 0

Reckless driving would probably be stretch in most states. There is usually the elements of willfulness and wanton disregard for safety. If the cop wants to really make a point, they could probably cite from careless driving. If the driver doesn’t act like dick to the cop, this more likely an improper lane change citation or a verbal warning to stop driving like a dick.

Kinja'd!!! "ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com" (ita97)
02/23/2017 at 16:21, STARS: 0

Or out West, “I’d like to get shot in the face by the dude I just cut off when traffic comes to a stop up ahead.”

Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
02/23/2017 at 16:23, STARS: 0

In my opinion, that officer was being a jackass.

Driving slowly in the left lane, gives a free pass to the motorcyclist with too-high ape hangers, positions himself to NOT let someone into the lane in spite of them signaling, and then pulls the guy over for what seem to be completely bullshit reasons.

Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
02/23/2017 at 16:25, STARS: 0

The lane change looked proper to me. The cop was driving like an asshole and tried to block him after he was already starting to enter the lane.

Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
02/23/2017 at 16:26, STARS: 0

Hardly... not with him signalling and moving into the lane gradually.

Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
02/23/2017 at 16:27, STARS: 0

What I saw was the cop hitting the gas in a too-late attempt to block the guy from entering the lane. The cop was driving like a jackass.

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
02/23/2017 at 17:31, STARS: 1

The difference between a valid merge and “cutting someone off” has nothing to do with the time it takes to get from one lane to the next. And signalling does not automatically grant authority to barge into the next lane, either. Any merge that FORCES a right-of-way-bearing driver to re-adjust their speed or following distance is a cut-off maneuver. If they see you signalling and VOLUNTARILY change their speed and/or following distance to accommodate you BEFORE you enter their lane, that’s how you define “letting one in”.

The first merge here (in front of the Honda) was questionable. I can’t see how big of an opening the Sequoia had. All I can see is the Accord suddenly enter the frame under what appears to be steady braking. It’s unclear whether the severity of the Accord’s braking is due to anticipation of the Sequoia, or if this was the edge of the traffic jam and this just happened to be the first instance of the Accord catching up to it.

But the merge in front of the Ford was clearly in the wrong. If the cop was trying to block him from entering the lane, I won’t try to defend that maneuver, but you can tell by the road markings that the Sequoia driver bullied his way into the lane without hesitation, leaving minimal room between their bumpers. He cut the Explorer off, and I’m glad that he got pulled over for it.

Kinja'd!!! "ateamfan42" (ateamfan42)
02/24/2017 at 08:04, STARS: 0

The space in front of the cop is quite hard to see from the vantage point of the camera. But the way the cop hit the brakes hard a couple of times suggests there was not enough space to merge. Just because the guy had his indicator on does not mean the cop had to make a space for him.

Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
02/24/2017 at 10:46, STARS: 0

What I see are indications of the cop hitting the gas and then hitting the brakes, hitting the gas and brakes... classic asshole-who-won’t-let-someone-in behaviour.

I’ve seen that behaviour MANY times in my 20+ years of driving.