If The World Were Cooler

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Published 02/22/2017 at 21:28

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If the world were a lot cooler, I’d be able to park a MiG-25 in my driveway. It would be the airplane equivalent of a Foxbody Mustang with a big block...Foxbat/Foxbody.

That would be so much better. Going for a cruise means hitting Mach 2 on my way to the West Coast for lunch. Racing F-15s at stop lights. And also, just sitting around looking at the thing.

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To quote The Eagles, I think the Foxbat is brutally handsome in the way that Russian jets usually are. All angles and flat edges, very few curves. Just a big god damn titanium sled in which to store enormous engines.

What military aircraft would you park in your Cool World driveway?


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Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
02/22/2017 at 21:35, STARS: 0

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Obvious answer is obvious.

Wait a minute, any aircraft? Do test aircraft/experimental aircraft count? If yes, well...

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Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
02/22/2017 at 21:42, STARS: 1

o the internet will never let you down.

Google: Blue Angel

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Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
02/22/2017 at 21:45, STARS: 0

I like those results.

Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
02/22/2017 at 21:47, STARS: 0

The Arrow is a good choice. The Spitfire is too, I just think a supersonic jet would make things so much easier. Get everywhere like immediately.

Kinja'd!!! "McMike" (mcmike)
02/22/2017 at 21:51, STARS: 4

I’ve always had a thing for white OV-10 Broncos.

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Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
02/22/2017 at 21:53, STARS: 2

DEAR GOD ITS SKY OJ. NONE ARE SAFE.

Kinja'd!!! "Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen" (distraxi)
02/22/2017 at 21:53, STARS: 3

English Electric vintage dragster:

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First plane to intercept a U2 at altitude, and even in the 80s the only plane able to overhaul a Concorde in a stern chase.

Plus beautiful in that 1950s way and hopelessly compromised in that British way. My kind of vehicle.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
02/22/2017 at 21:57, STARS: 1

And you wouldn’t need an oven, just flip on the radar, point it at your food and stand back. You would need copious spares though

Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
02/22/2017 at 21:59, STARS: 1

I’m a big EE Lightning fan. I love the stacked engines, it’s such a cool look.

Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
02/22/2017 at 22:00, STARS: 0

I could also sterlize my neighbors in much the same way. I literally see no downside to this.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
02/22/2017 at 22:01, STARS: 1

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Viper, forever and always

Kinja'd!!! "AntiSpeed" (AntiSpeed)
02/22/2017 at 22:06, STARS: 1

The world is really cool if you’re rich.

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Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
02/22/2017 at 22:18, STARS: 1

Win/win!

Kinja'd!!! "MarquetteLa" (marquettela)
02/22/2017 at 22:27, STARS: 1

Give. With requisite gun range please

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Kinja'd!!! "You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much" (youcantellafinn)
02/22/2017 at 22:36, STARS: 0

I need this to be a real picture. Tell me it’s not a photoshop even if you have to lie.

Kinja'd!!! "coqui70" (coqui70)
02/22/2017 at 22:52, STARS: 1

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The correct answer is of course Mr. Tomcat ... Any time baby!

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
02/22/2017 at 23:58, STARS: 0

An A-10 for funsies and an EA-6b to haul the family around.

Kinja'd!!! "X37.9XXS" (x379xxs)
02/23/2017 at 09:14, STARS: 0

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$365K

http://www.raptoraviation.com/aircraft%20spec%20pages/Folland%20Gnat.html

Kinja'd!!! "vp917" (vp917)
02/23/2017 at 09:27, STARS: 0

Saab J35 Draken:

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Fully rebuilt with a new engine and modern avionics, but leaving its gorgeous design unchanged.

Scaled Composites Model 400:

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Stolen from a Northrop Grumman boneyard in the dead of night Purchased through completely legitimate channels and upgraded with all the necessary components (weapon hardpoints, afterburner, etc.) to turn it into a modern F-20.

S-3 Viking:

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Converted into a proposed cargo ramp variant , effectively turning it into the aerial equivalent of one of those cool Japanese mini-trucks.

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Kinja'd!!! "vp917" (vp917)
02/23/2017 at 09:36, STARS: 0

[Edit:] Forgot to add the description for the Edgley Optica. It isn’t a military aircraft, but it is cool, so I included it anyway.

Kinja'd!!! "You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much" (youcantellafinn)
02/23/2017 at 11:41, STARS: 0

I’m torn. The F-14 is just the pinnacle of cool, especially in Jolly Roger livery:

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But the JA-37 has that certain weird Swedish cool:

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It looks much better in camo livery but I couldn’t find any pictures in my quick search.

The problem with those choices is that the F-20 might be my favorite fighter. Just look at it:

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I’m facing decision paralysis already and haven’t even started looking at the warbirds or goofy experimental planes or bombers or transports.

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Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
02/23/2017 at 17:29, STARS: 0

MiG 15

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Curtiss Wright XF-87 Blackhawk

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and last but not least

Lockheed P-80 Shooting Star

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3 of my favorite planes