by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 02/20/2017 at 13:41
by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 02/20/2017 at 13:41
Tags: Don't be an asshole
STARS: 1
"CB" (jrcb)
02/20/2017 at 13:46, STARS: 1
Now that’s a professional I want working on my home.
"LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
02/20/2017 at 13:47, STARS: 4
Is this a variation of the pee in a bathtub technique that went horribly awry?
"Deal Killer - Powered by Focus" (dealkiller-ii)
02/20/2017 at 13:47, STARS: 1
Ooof! Even if I would carry a coffee through a house, which I wouldn’t, and I spilled it over a cabinet, floor and wall, I’d be damned if I didn’t at least attempt to clean it up. The worst I’ve ever done is pee in a toilet in a house, only to find after I’m done, that the water was turned off. I then went next door, borrowed a bucket filled with water, and flushed the toilet. Now, I check before I piss. Older and much, much wiser.
"TorqueToYield" (torquetoyield)
02/20/2017 at 13:55, STARS: 0
Better than taking a #2 and finding out the water is off!
"Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
02/20/2017 at 14:09, STARS: 2
Are you sure that’s coffee, and not explosive diarrhea that they tried to get to the sink?
Better taste it to be sure.
"Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon)
02/20/2017 at 14:32, STARS: 0
And that’s why I have clorox wipes at my desk.
"Tripper" (tripe46)
02/20/2017 at 15:07, STARS: 1
This reminds me of a time when I purposely spilled my coffee on myself so that I could get out of the office for an hour or so.
"Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
02/20/2017 at 16:07, STARS: 0
Wow, it must’ve been real bad over there!
"Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes)
02/20/2017 at 16:55, STARS: 0
Do you have a newsletter I might subscribe to.
"Tripper" (tripe46)
02/20/2017 at 16:56, STARS: 0
Haha no, but I’ve got plenty more stories like that.
"Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes)
02/20/2017 at 16:58, STARS: 0
seriously I wanna hear the stories.
"Tripper" (tripe46)
02/20/2017 at 16:59, STARS: 0
Keeping up my “at work” persona is draining some days.
"Tripper" (tripe46)
02/20/2017 at 17:26, STARS: 0
Haha I’ve also ripped my pants on purpose for the same reason! Felt them catch on a door handle, and just kept on walkin! Some days I can just leave, but when I can’t...desperate times...
Here’s one of recent:
I was asked by one of our partners to attend his practice’s lunch meeting, and do quick presentation regarding the business development portion of our database. He asked me on a Thursday for the following Monday, and I confirmed with him on Monday morning that he wanted me there at noon sharp.
I go to the meeting lunch has been ordered for everyone but yours truly. The partner that asked me to be there at noon then asks me to leave while they eat! So I waited for 45 minutes while my lunch hour evaporated. Then went and did my thing.
Another time a different partner had me drive to the office on a Saturday, pick up his laptop, take it to Fedex, and overnight it to him when he was an hour away.
I wish there were more funny ones these ones are just kind of sad. That lunch meeting one really made me feel like a bag of shit. I was looking for a new job before that incident, but my search has intensified since then.
"Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes)
02/20/2017 at 22:43, STARS: 0
well thats freaking terrible? Who are these people Dennis Feinstein and freinds from parks and rec?
"Tripper" (tripe46)
02/21/2017 at 16:24, STARS: 0
Haha. It’s an office where there are a bunch of people who are really good at making money, the problem is that none of those people have ever managed anyone before. It’s also one of those places where if your in a non revenue generating position, you’re trash.