Let's make a President's Day Resolution

Kinja'd!!! by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 02/20/2017 at 10:36

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Let’s ban “POTUS” and make verbalizing it punishable by death. Yes, it has been around since the 19th century, but it’s only entered common use recently.

Even if it just gets replaced with PUS, it will sound less awful than “Potus” Potus is the name of an extra from Texas Chainsaw Massacre whose scenes were cut after he misunderstood his role and thought it was a documentary.

Make acronyms great again.


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Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
02/20/2017 at 10:51, STARS: 4

PUSA FTW

Kinja'd!!! "crowmolly" (crowmolly)
02/20/2017 at 10:53, STARS: 0

+1 peach

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
02/20/2017 at 10:55, STARS: 0

999,999 left to go.

Kinja'd!!! "JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213)
02/20/2017 at 11:01, STARS: 2

The term is fine for like Twitter (limited character count) or news tickers (limited character space) but using it when actually speaking is pretty dumb.

Kinja'd!!! "xyzabc" (stackofoldwood)
02/20/2017 at 11:06, STARS: 2

For your dining and dancing pleasure...

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/445013/presidents-day-imperial-cult

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
02/20/2017 at 11:10, STARS: 1

Only 799,999 needed, were using the college vote.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
02/20/2017 at 11:11, STARS: 1

In the present case I think he should be called, ‘TUS’ because he’s a total cun..

#SorryICouldn’tHelpIt

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
02/20/2017 at 11:19, STARS: 0

But men demand to be ruled, and they will find themselves a king even when there is none. (Consider all of the hilarious and self-abasing celebration of Donald Trump as an “alpha male” among his admirers, an exercise in chimpanzee sociology if ever there were one.)

Burn.

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
02/20/2017 at 11:27, STARS: 2

POTUS???

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Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
02/20/2017 at 11:32, STARS: 1

Mr. Bigly works too

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
02/20/2017 at 11:33, STARS: 1

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I’m not going to be able to support that, but I did find a picture of the new presidential limousine.

Kinja'd!!! "haveacarortwoorthree2" (haveacarortwoorthree2)
02/20/2017 at 11:41, STARS: 0

You want us to call every President of the United States PUS going forward? That’s a bold strategy HBG. Let’s see if it pays off for you.

Kinja'd!!! "haveacarortwoorthree2" (haveacarortwoorthree2)
02/20/2017 at 11:43, STARS: 1

Which is funny because he’s exactly the opposite of an alpha male. Stupid hair, fat, unathletic, spray tan/makeup, tries way too hard, etc.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
02/20/2017 at 11:44, STARS: 0

I see it as the lesser of two evils.

Kinja'd!!! "" (bignslow)
02/20/2017 at 12:29, STARS: 0

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