by "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
Published 02/20/2017 at 01:52

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Pineapple does belong on pizza, the acidy compliments the sweet pizza sauce & salty toppings. What does not belong on pizza is mushrooms & peppers.

Replies (39)

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/20/2017 at 01:59, STARS: 1

You eat inferior pizza, my Canadian acquaintance.

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
02/20/2017 at 02:00, STARS: 0

I eat proper pizza, not lies that cause weak blood lines. (like yours)

"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
02/20/2017 at 02:01, STARS: 2

Right? Do you see what they call bacon!?

"Kat Callahan" (kyosuke)
02/20/2017 at 02:02, STARS: 2

All of that belongs on pizza. What doesn’t belong on pizza is corn. Absolutely insane Japanese topping.

Nice Honda.

"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
02/20/2017 at 02:03, STARS: 1

TIME TO BUILD A WALL AROUND CANADA

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
02/20/2017 at 02:03, STARS: 0

If only it was a Juke.

"Kat Callahan" (kyosuke)
02/20/2017 at 02:05, STARS: 0

Instead, the juke’s on you.

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
02/20/2017 at 02:06, STARS: 1

Because peamale bacon is proper bacon you pheb.

"Svend" (svend)
02/20/2017 at 02:10, STARS: 2

I agree with you on the pineapple bit.

I do like a ham, pineapple and mushroom pizza.

But mushrooms and peppers do belong on pizzas.

Pizza one, triple pepperoni, mushrooms, onions and green peppers.

Pizza two, tomato, mushroom, sweetcorn, green peppers, ham and onion.

The mushrooms add extra umami to the tomato sauce and the green peppers add a little sweetness and a little crunch.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/20/2017 at 02:12, STARS: 0

I bet you also think Rally Duck is a chicken.

"Tapas" (tapas)
02/20/2017 at 02:13, STARS: 0

I have lumped acidic, savory, salty and umami flavors separate from sweet flavors. Maybe it was the cuisine I grew up eating? (Indian/Asian)

I still find PBJ sandwiches weird. I will eat BBQ pineapple and I have grown to like some sweet (non-dominant) flavors in things like salad dressings or apple sauce as a side to pork chops.

But people can fuck off with pineapples on their pizza lol. No mixing.

Also, its the first time I’m seeing this variant of the Brio.

The Brio is popular in India, but no RS variant :/

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
02/20/2017 at 02:14, STARS: 0

Mushrooms also give me stomach cramps, & bad gas. It’s not an allergy, but an intolerance.

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
02/20/2017 at 02:15, STARS: 0

It is a duck.

"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
02/20/2017 at 02:20, STARS: 0

Try Beano. It’s probably the fiber.

"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
02/20/2017 at 02:21, STARS: 0

100% agree with pineapple.

"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
02/20/2017 at 02:22, STARS: 0

Real bacon comes in rashers.

None of these tiny processed hams that they call “bacon”.

Streaky is acceptable in the states, but still ultimately inferior to the meaty goodness of a rasher. I won’t deny that it is delicious when crispy, though.

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
02/20/2017 at 02:23, STARS: 0

It comes off the back, soaked in brine, then coated in corn meal. There is normally a tiny strip of fat on the edge, but that’s it.

"Svend" (svend)
02/20/2017 at 02:24, STARS: 0

I can understand why you don’t want mushrooms on pizzas then. Lol.

I get a bad stomach from cheap pepperoni so with pizza places it can be hit or miss whether I suffer for the pleasure of taste.

"TheD0k_2many toys 2little time" (thed0ck)
02/20/2017 at 02:25, STARS: 0

only toppings that belong are dead animals.

"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
02/20/2017 at 02:26, STARS: 0

I disagree. Italians do not put pineapple on pizza. You will find mushrooms, pepperoni, olives, spinach, garlic, prosciutto, and a bunch of other toppings on it, though (including peppers, I believe).

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
02/20/2017 at 02:28, STARS: 1

I could care less about Italian pizza. I’m not Italian, or do I live near Italy. I’m mushroom intolerant, so non of those for me.

"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
02/20/2017 at 02:30, STARS: 0

Definitely not bacon. Bacon is defined by smoking.

That said, we love to marinate and cook pork loins. Delicious.

However, still not bacon.

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
02/20/2017 at 02:32, STARS: 0

It’s not smoked. It is cured, then smoked.

"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
02/20/2017 at 02:40, STARS: 0

I still suspect it’s not an actual problem. Like I said, try Beano. I am super fond of radishes, but my body doesn’t react well to them. Beano keeps the gas from building so I can enjoy them.

Italians invented pizza. Pizza Quattro Stagioni always includes mushrooms and is probably the most popular type of pizza in Italy.

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
02/20/2017 at 02:45, STARS: 1

I like peppers.

HANDS OFF MY PEPPERS.

Mushrooms can DIAF, though. DIalltheF

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
02/20/2017 at 02:46, STARS: 0

That’s Italian food in general for me: rank farts and probably cramps. (And I won’t do mushrooms. Nope. Nope nope nope.)

AIN’T CARE, NEED LASAGNA.

"Svend" (svend)
02/20/2017 at 02:47, STARS: 1

Bacon everything.

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
02/20/2017 at 02:48, STARS: 0

Oh no no no no no no no

NONONONONONO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I don’t trust food that comes out in the same kernels it goes in as. Nothing should survive the nightmares of digestion like that.

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
02/20/2017 at 02:49, STARS: 0

BUT THE TIMBITS.

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
02/20/2017 at 02:51, STARS: 0

Canadian bacon > our bacon

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
02/20/2017 at 02:51, STARS: 0

There is no Rally Duck, ONLY ZUUL.

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
02/20/2017 at 02:51, STARS: 0

no

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/20/2017 at 02:52, STARS: 0

YOUR CITIZENSHIP IS REVOKED.

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
02/20/2017 at 02:57, STARS: 0

‘k.

TO THE NÜRBURGRING!

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/20/2017 at 03:00, STARS: 0

*calls germany*

“Yes, hello, Germany? Stef Schrader doesn’t like brats and shorts.”

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
02/20/2017 at 03:07, STARS: 0

AHEM.

I love brats and shorts.

(just not crispy, over-salty, fjkdsjfklafjaksldkl flergh ‘murica-bacon)

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/20/2017 at 03:16, STARS: 0

Turkey bacon is best bacon tho.

"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
02/20/2017 at 07:33, STARS: 0

MONSTER!!!

"bhtooefr" (bhtooefr)
03/01/2017 at 06:57, STARS: 0

Isn’t mashed potato a thing, too, there?

TBQH, I’d actually want to try that... once.