Delicious Bait

by "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
Published 02/20/2017 at 00:27

Tags: Puffalopnik ; Puffposite Lock ; Bait ; Rally Chicken ; Puffalump
STARS: 5

Come to the Chicken side. We have donuts.

Replies (45)

"CB" (jrcb)
02/20/2017 at 00:31, STARS: 2

But the duck side has rally.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/20/2017 at 00:37, STARS: 0

I could go for some duck right now.

"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
02/20/2017 at 00:38, STARS: 0

But are they non-GMO, gluten free, lactose tolerant, free range-dough, and sugar free doughnuts?

If not I’ll stick to my fair trade pipe tobacco then.

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
02/20/2017 at 00:38, STARS: 0

I see a fat duck, not a chicken.

"Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
02/20/2017 at 00:39, STARS: 0

Hey there’s two people shooting photos of a puffalump by 7-11 in Alameda, CA, right now. I just walked by them and almost said something but who knows if Puffalump is your word or the name of the ‘lump.

"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
02/20/2017 at 00:43, STARS: 0

Come to the chicken side because chicken tastes delicious.

"PS9" (PS9)
02/20/2017 at 00:57, STARS: 4

"Viggen" (viggen37)
02/20/2017 at 00:58, STARS: 0

But Stef, Porsches have duck tails.

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
02/20/2017 at 01:01, STARS: 0

!

Pics?

Puffalumps were the name of the toy.

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
02/20/2017 at 01:02, STARS: 0

They’re...free donuts.

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
02/20/2017 at 01:03, STARS: 0

You mean the chicken side? Rally Chicken is a chicken.

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
02/20/2017 at 01:03, STARS: 0

I don’t have one here. Sorry.

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
02/20/2017 at 01:03, STARS: 0

Wrooooooong

"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
02/20/2017 at 01:05, STARS: 0

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
02/20/2017 at 01:07, STARS: 2

HOW DARE YOU REMIND ME I’M OLD WITH A DRAGONING REFERENCE.

HOW DARE YOU.

(THERE IS NO ALTERNATIVE. CHICKEN IS A FACT. RALLY CHICKEN IS A CHICKEN.)

"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
02/20/2017 at 01:07, STARS: 2

I want to hug this

By which I mean the meme. If Conway tried to come anywhere near me I’d fend her off with a feral emu.

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
02/20/2017 at 01:07, STARS: 0

Don’t eat the Puffalump!

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
02/20/2017 at 01:07, STARS: 0

But I don’t drive Rally Chicken! She’s just the passenger.

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
02/20/2017 at 01:08, STARS: 0

RIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHTTTTTTTT

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
02/20/2017 at 01:08, STARS: 1

I’d need to build a wall of feral emus and make her pay for it.

...

HOW DARE YOU ALL.

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
02/20/2017 at 01:09, STARS: 0

Tänak has a duck. I have a chicken.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/20/2017 at 01:09, STARS: 0

I see that. Looks like a plush duck in a donut box. I’m not about to eat a plush duck!

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
02/20/2017 at 01:10, STARS: 0

That’s no duck, that’s Rally Chicken.

You eat the donuts, not the Puffalump.

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
02/20/2017 at 01:11, STARS: 0

no

"CB" (jrcb)
02/20/2017 at 01:13, STARS: 1

Then why is it a rally duck?

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
02/20/2017 at 01:14, STARS: 0

"Land_Yacht_225" (nadenator)
02/20/2017 at 01:20, STARS: 0

I completely forgot to go to Krispy Kreme to get a box of heart donuts this year...well, now I feel stupid. Perhaps I shall go tomorrow for regular donuts instead. I honestly keep forgetting they exist, coming from the Midwest where we didn’t have them.

"PS9" (PS9)
02/20/2017 at 01:22, STARS: 1

“It’s a chicken. Period.”

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
02/20/2017 at 01:22, STARS: 0

Mine? She’s not a duck. She’s a chicken.

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
02/20/2017 at 01:22, STARS: 0

I know I’m right.

"CB" (jrcb)
02/20/2017 at 01:24, STARS: 0

By the way, has anyone photoshopped a “duck season/chicken season” gif for you and Dusty?

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
02/20/2017 at 01:25, STARS: 1

They were okay.

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
02/20/2017 at 01:26, STARS: 0

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
02/20/2017 at 02:53, STARS: 0

Don’t hunt my chicken.

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
02/20/2017 at 02:54, STARS: 0

That bronzer-usin’ fool wouldn’t know a chicken if it was puffy, yellow and NAMED FREAKING “RALLY CHICKEN.”

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
02/20/2017 at 02:54, STARS: 0

nah

"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
02/20/2017 at 02:59, STARS: 1

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"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
02/20/2017 at 09:06, STARS: 0

Why not

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
02/20/2017 at 10:08, STARS: 0

I love duck.

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
02/20/2017 at 19:30, STARS: 0

Not yummy.

(Sorry, Puff.)

"pjhusa" (pjhuskinja)
02/20/2017 at 21:08, STARS: 0

Just “okay”?!

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
02/20/2017 at 22:44, STARS: 1

Krispy Kreme is best at its most simple, IMHO. The hard candy eyes of the heart were more decorative than yummy, and the rest of it just made me yearn for one of their fresh plain glazed doughnuts.

Creme filling was good, though.

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
02/20/2017 at 22:45, STARS: 1

Duck is good.

(But that Puffalump is a chicken!)

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
02/21/2017 at 07:59, STARS: 0

Lies.

"pjhusa" (pjhuskinja)
02/21/2017 at 11:10, STARS: 0

Creme is always good.