Local classified challenge: Turbo.

Kinja'd!!! by "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
Published 02/19/2017 at 22:30

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STARS: 3


The car can cost no more then $4,000 (in your currency). It has to have a manual. Also put “turbo” in search bar.

Try to find the most terrible, ratty, clapped out car possible & post it.


Replies (28)

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
02/19/2017 at 22:39, STARS: 0

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/cto/5987155666.html

OK so technically it’s listed for $1 (but he wants $12k - CP), but I thought the snails / headlights was too cool to pass up.

“426 HP at 2200 RPM”

Kinja'd!!! "Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
02/19/2017 at 22:39, STARS: 0

Someone spent waaaaay too much money on a Geo:

http://www.ksl.com/auto/listing/3353108?ad_cid=6

Kinja'd!!! "Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
02/19/2017 at 22:40, STARS: 2

Another good one, check out dat interior, yo.

http://www.ksl.com/auto/listing/3514655?ad_cid=16

Kinja'd!!! "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
02/19/2017 at 22:41, STARS: 1

Love the plates. They explain a lot about that car.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
02/19/2017 at 22:44, STARS: 0

Kinja'd!!!

https://houston.craigslist.org/cto/5971424250.html

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
02/19/2017 at 22:44, STARS: 1

Kinja'd!!!

I think I just found the last stock manual Eclipse GSX in the world.

https://capecod.craigslist.org/cto/5989846007.html

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
02/19/2017 at 22:45, STARS: 0

Haha - that didn’t register with me when I saw that. Too freaked out by the snails, I guess.

Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
02/19/2017 at 22:46, STARS: 0

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/oshawa-durham-region/2005-saab-9-3-linear-sedan/1240245791?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

Kinja'd!!! "Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis" (Dwhite95)
02/19/2017 at 22:49, STARS: 0

I mean its stock, but still by far the worst option .

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Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
02/19/2017 at 22:52, STARS: 0

That’s awful.

Kinja'd!!! "Nothing" (nothingatalluseful)
02/19/2017 at 22:54, STARS: 0

https://denver.craigslist.org/cto/5988172323.html

2000 Saab 9-5 manual. Five of the 10 least expensive turbo cars are Saabs. Although I did find a Volvo C70 that needs a “head casket”.

https://denver.craigslist.org/cto/5982799971.html

This Audi GT coupe might be the most interesting, though.

https://denver.craigslist.org/cto/5984237053.html

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
02/19/2017 at 22:58, STARS: 0

2007 Colbalt SS @3000.00 cnd so it might be the supercharged.

http://tvc9.cablevision.qc.ca/vehicule/135431?ensemble=&code_e=vehicule&detail=Automobiles§eur=&mot=&page=6&trie=date%20DESC&affichage=1&nbr=10&ma=&mo=&moteur=&a1=0&a2=2100&k1=0&k2=999999999&p1=0&p2=999999999

The ad doesn’t mention if it’s the NA or the supercharged.

It’s the 2l so it’s supercharged, found second ad for it

http://tvc9.cablevision.qc.ca/vehicule/134613?ensemble=&code_e=vehicule&detail=Automobiles§eur=&mot=&page=7&trie=date%20DESC&affichage=1&nbr=10&ma=&mo=&moteur=&a1=0&a2=2100&k1=0&k2=999999999&p1=0&p2=999999999

Supercharged is close enough to turbo

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
02/19/2017 at 23:01, STARS: 1

Who needs headlights?

Oh yeah we need headlights....

I would hoon.

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
02/19/2017 at 23:05, STARS: 0

Built RHD Rx7 FD3S. Asking price, twenty-five dollars.

Kinja'd!!!

https://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/cto/5967838881.html

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
02/19/2017 at 23:06, STARS: 0

Oh, I’m sure it would be fun to hoon— but given the narrative (one cylinder down, needs better clutch), I think that thing has been hooned within an inch of its life already - hence the sale.

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
02/19/2017 at 23:06, STARS: 0

Turbo Regal. $1k

https://bham.craigslist.org/cto/6001857376.html

88 Shelby Daytona Z Turbo $1800

https://bham.craigslist.org/cto/5993392222.html

Very questionable turbo CRX $2750

https://bham.craigslist.org/cto/5987550746.html

924. Not too bad. $2500

https://bham.craigslist.org/cto/6006922157.html

Dodge Rampage $3500

https://bham.craigslist.org/cto/5978941476.html

This is cheating on the budget but $5900 for a MS6

https://bham.craigslist.org/cto/5946472067.html

Oh god. $1000 for an Eagle Talon TSI. Why do I want this?

https://bham.craigslist.org/cto/6004185552.html

Kinja'd!!! "G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3" (gbodyman)
02/19/2017 at 23:08, STARS: 0

http://classifieds.castanet.net/details/mazda_mx6_gt_turbo/2907852/

Hey, an F2T MX6 for $100!

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
02/19/2017 at 23:11, STARS: 1

I missed that part. Maybe all of oppo can put our monies together and buy it and fix it and share it.

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
02/19/2017 at 23:14, STARS: 0

Didn’t read instructions. Some are manual though.

Kinja'd!!! "gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
02/19/2017 at 23:15, STARS: 0

Couple Golfs. That’s it. Well, a few sleds came up too, but those are CVT’s so it doesn’t exactly count.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
02/19/2017 at 23:24, STARS: 1

It would be fun, but I think his price is CP all day. I’d like to check it out just to hear the story of how the turbos ended up replacing the headlights. To be fair, the LS is shoehorned in there, so I’m not sure where else they’d go?

Kinja'd!!! "touring the brook - now with ZHP!" (touringthebrook)
02/19/2017 at 23:32, STARS: 0

924 Turbo- $2500

https://bham.craigslist.org/cto/6006922157.html

2001 Passat 1.8t- $2000

https://bham.craigslist.org/cto/6006131467.html

2000 Audi TT w/ accident damage- $2500

https://bham.craigslist.org/cto/5997416644.html

Kinja'd!!! "tythegeek" (tythegeek)
02/19/2017 at 23:52, STARS: 0

Turbo Volvo, winning.

https://kpr.craigslist.org/ctd/6009048321.html

Kinja'd!!! "peepeesprinkles" (peepeesprinkles)
02/20/2017 at 00:17, STARS: 0

Rockstar can, plywood woofer box and NOS!!!***!!! Floor mats tell the tale on this one

Kinja'd!!! "Frenchlicker" (frenchlicker)
02/20/2017 at 00:28, STARS: 0

Not what I was searching for but it may be what I need. If this thing had a bed instead of a box I would murder you for making me buy something unintentionally.

https://louisville.craigslist.org/cto/5993017497.html

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This next one is above the limit but must be shared.

https://lexington.craigslist.org/cto/5968718291.html

Kinja'd!!!

Totally rebuildable.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
02/20/2017 at 03:09, STARS: 0

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/1983-nissan-exa-n12-turbo-first-gen-datsun-/292028711721?hash=item43fe448329:g:4DwAAOSwjDZYeWNi

Kinja'd!!! "RT" (rt-p)
02/20/2017 at 06:27, STARS: 0

I think I won.

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201611069501520

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
02/20/2017 at 12:53, STARS: 0

Hubba hubba, look at these wrecks

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https://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/cto/5994022527.html

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https://losangeles.craigslist.org/ant/cto/5985963291.html