If Oppo were a car

Kinja'd!!! by "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
Published 02/19/2017 at 17:03

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Would it be carbureted?


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Kinja'd!!! "for Michigan" (formichigan)
02/19/2017 at 17:05, STARS: 4

No, it’d be fuel injected with an automatic transmission, but it’d have #carbedlyfe and 5-speed shift pattern stickers in the back window.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/19/2017 at 17:06, STARS: 0

Would it have a license plate frame that reads “I Am The Stig”

Kinja'd!!! "aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
02/19/2017 at 17:07, STARS: 2

it wouldn’t even work properly

Kinja'd!!! "lone_liberal" (token-liberal)
02/19/2017 at 17:08, STARS: 2

I don’t know if it would be carbureted but it would definitely have a rust issue.

Kinja'd!!! "for Michigan" (formichigan)
02/19/2017 at 17:09, STARS: 1

Nah, it would say “Two Wheels Good” in reference to the owner’s moped.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/19/2017 at 17:09, STARS: 1

No, those are just your cars.

Kinja'd!!! "LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
02/19/2017 at 17:09, STARS: 1

Mechanical fuel injection with gravity feed.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
02/19/2017 at 17:10, STARS: 0

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It’d also have this sticker on the back, despite not having that much power.

Kinja'd!!! "Captain of the Enterprise" (justanotherdayinparadise)
02/19/2017 at 17:10, STARS: 2

Kinja is definitely carbureted and it needs a rebuild badly

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/19/2017 at 17:10, STARS: 0

It would probably be an Accord.

Kinja'd!!! "71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors" (adamprotter)
02/19/2017 at 17:11, STARS: 0

Mechanical fuel injected-Needlessly complicated and outdated

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Kinja'd!!! "dogisbadob" (dogisbadob)
02/19/2017 at 18:40, STARS: 1

diesels don’t have carbs, silly :p

Kinja'd!!! "G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3" (gbodyman)
02/19/2017 at 19:41, STARS: 0

Nope. Mechanical fuel injection through ITBs. Sounds amazing at first glance, but incredibly difficult to work with. Makes an amazing noise, though.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
02/20/2017 at 03:33, STARS: 1

diesels don’t run carbs