by "PS9" (PS9)
Published 02/19/2017 at 12:53
by "PS9" (PS9)
Published 02/19/2017 at 12:53
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The massive terror attack that claimed 56 billion lives in Sweden last night also featured evidence of the Bowling Green Massacre. Investigators picking through the rubble have found numerous blood-stained corvette emblems. The Emblems were stolen from the GM corvette factory as the terrorists made their get away.
“This attack on american soil will not be tolerated.” Said President Trump today during a rally. “The state of Sweden is the greatest. Just tremendous. Horrible loss of life. Well will stop the american carnage against Sweden once and for all.” Our reporters attempted to correct Mr. Trump on Sweden’s status as part of the United States, but he shouted us down. “FAKE NEWS! Terrorists attacked billions of americans, and you want me to believe they aren’t one of us? Lies!”
The prime minister nee governor of sweden did not return our requests for interview. We did receive an email from his office stating, ‘Stoppa världen. Jag vill kliva av.’
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
02/19/2017 at 12:59, STARS: 3
Today, we are all Swedish. Never forget!
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/19/2017 at 13:00, STARS: 1
Pff. Next you’ll be telling me Canada isn’t a state.
#fakenews
#alternativeunion
"gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
02/19/2017 at 13:01, STARS: 2
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-sweden-idUSKBN15Y0QH
The fake news is when I hear shit and think “oh this is The Onion”. Nope just cheeto jesus b.s.
https://twitter.com/search?q=%23lastnightinsweden&src=typd
#lastnightinsweden Olof the snowman died pic.twitter.com/NK5yvUcOZN
— Ducce (@Ducce) February 19, 2017
"Viggen" (viggen37)
02/19/2017 at 13:02, STARS: 5
The Bowling Green Massacre was the work of militant Swedish Saab owners who’ve carefully planned out their revenge since GM let go of Saab! Their demand for blood could only be met with the destruction of the Corvette!
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
02/19/2017 at 13:12, STARS: 3
Rest in Borks
"Viggen" (viggen37)
02/19/2017 at 13:14, STARS: 1
Wait! No! It was Denmark! A false flag operation by Denmark!
"PS9" (PS9)
02/19/2017 at 13:39, STARS: 4
"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
02/19/2017 at 16:21, STARS: 1
Nah... it’s a Kingdom...
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/19/2017 at 17:10, STARS: 0
Right. Sorry can’t keep up.
"gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
02/19/2017 at 18:46, STARS: 0
Those tunneling bastards. Are they also crab people?
"Viggen" (viggen37)
02/19/2017 at 18:50, STARS: 0
Don’t know. No one has seen what happens in their secret meetings at the House of Bjork
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
02/19/2017 at 20:42, STARS: 1
TFW you try to channel your inner ABBA and the hairpiece just won’t stay put.
"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
02/20/2017 at 04:15, STARS: 0
with the amount of shit spoken by the orang-utan , it makes The Onion more believable