by "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
Published 02/18/2017 at 21:22
by "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
Published 02/18/2017 at 21:22
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STARS: 3
When this chick in the Altima pulls up and parks, of all the open legal spaces on the block, right smack in front of a fire hydrant and a “NO PARKING” sign. She was still talking on the phone when she walked away from the car.
"E90M3" (e90m3)
02/18/2017 at 21:24, STARS: 1
Did you call traffic enforcement on her ass?
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
02/18/2017 at 21:27, STARS: 4
These are the official douchecruisers of the tri-state area. They have no problem tailgating you in the far right lane with badly hids aimed, cutting you off because its a “infiniti”, taking up two spaces in the parking deck because its such a rare car you got at the buy here pay here lot.
"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
02/18/2017 at 21:28, STARS: 2
#towtruckbait
"Wacko" (wacko--)
02/18/2017 at 21:29, STARS: 2
Slash her tires and set the car on fire.
"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
02/18/2017 at 21:32, STARS: 1
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
02/18/2017 at 21:33, STARS: 4
Came here for a story with a happy ending “right as she walked away the tow truck cane and dragged that POS away, with her yelling after the driver.”
Left disappointed.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
02/18/2017 at 21:34, STARS: 2
They’re douchecruisers of Chicagoland, too.
"Seat Safety Switch" (seat-safety-switch)
02/18/2017 at 21:35, STARS: 1
I will never understand why the Altima, of all cars, is so strongly positively correlated with being a douchebag.
There’s a bunch of turd domestics that get used as DUI cruisers but the Altima is almost exclusively petty criminals and assholes.
"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
02/18/2017 at 21:35, STARS: 1
Campus security and DMPD are always about, if she didn’t move right after I left she probably ended up with a ticket.
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
02/18/2017 at 21:40, STARS: 2
Maxima and Altima of any gen really. My pharmacist friend is a bona fide asshole and drives a Maxima and has crude driving skills. Smart person but has no idea when to not cut off people and take up two spots.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
02/18/2017 at 21:41, STARS: 1
AFAIK it’s because Nissan was selling these things to anyone with a pulse. Basically BHPH but with new cars.
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
02/18/2017 at 21:42, STARS: 2
So confirmed for official douchecruiser of the USA?
"E90M3" (e90m3)
02/18/2017 at 21:42, STARS: 0
My lip reading skills are subpar.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
02/18/2017 at 21:43, STARS: 1
They get my vote!
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
02/18/2017 at 21:49, STARS: 1
Thanks. I feel better now!
"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
02/18/2017 at 21:56, STARS: 1
Nissan sedan drivers are terrible in general, it’s not just the Altima. If someone does something fucking stupid around me, 9.5/10 it’s a fucking Nissan.
"Frenchlicker" (frenchlicker)
02/18/2017 at 22:10, STARS: 0
I’ll second it, a girl I know drives one. She immediately assumed I wanted to hookup because I wanted to hang out. We used to hang out all the time with nothing happening!!! Douche move in my opinion.
"PS9" (PS9)
02/18/2017 at 22:12, STARS: 2
Shortly after this, a firelined portal appeared before the car. A very red, very angry demon man stepped out of it. With a voice that carried throughout all the land, he bellowed;
YOU FACE JARAXXUS, EREDAR LORD OF THE BURNING LEGION!!!
Lord Jaraxxus gazed upon the lazy parking job and his already intimidating gaze twisted up in displeasure. INFEEERRRNOOOOOOO!!!! He screamed to the heavens.
A being of smouldering green flame and shattered rock fell from the sky. GRRRRRRRRR it went, it’s voice hitting with the bass of a coal fired train and impact of a lightning strike. The creature approached the Nissan, it’s face too twisted up in displeasure, and raised the boulders and rock shards posing as it arms and hands, and dropped them.
In a green flash of flame and flying metal shards, the badly parked Nissan was no more.
The woman on the phone returned to her parking spot and, upon immediate gaze of what seemed to be a demon man and a living pile of rock and flame gazing back, she turned and ran, dropping her phone. Lord Jaraxxus unleashed a bellowing laugh that echoed throughout the land.
Soon after this, all of Earth fell to the Burning Legion. Humanity, bad parking, and mediocre Nissan 4 doors were no more.
"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
02/18/2017 at 22:22, STARS: 0
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
"BeaterGT" (beatergt)
02/18/2017 at 23:04, STARS: 0
Hearthstone post on Oppo, I approve. Never knew he was saying Eredar