Are you guys interested in hearing me repeating "smooth" and "no problem at all" a hundred time?

Kinja'd!!! by "Flavien Vidal" (flyingfrenchy)
Published 02/17/2017 at 23:45

No Tags
STARS: 11


!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Well, in that case, the walk around and test drive video of the manual Crown is up a ready! (I giggle like a school girl a lot too... all that with a french accent!)


Replies (32)

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
02/18/2017 at 00:12, STARS: 0

I feel like you need to be smoking a cigarette while filming this. Also, what kind of Frenchman doesn’t wear a watch?

Funny story: I was in Paris last summer and stayed at an Air bnb rental. We got in really late, so I went to the corner to find some food. I was a bit intimidated as I speak almost no French. I walk into a bustling neighborhood resturaunt and their special was a bacon cheeseburger. I’m like, you have got to be fucking kidding me. I didn’t want to be an asshole American and order a chesseburger at local joint in Paris, but I did, and it was one of the top five burgers I’be ever had. This was in a neighborhood too and not some touristy area.

I’ll be in London with my wife this fall but will have the days to myself. I’m going to head into Paris for a day and just chill. God I fucking love France. I’m gonna go watch Ronin now.

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
02/18/2017 at 00:23, STARS: 0

I will forever read your posts with your Français de France accent. good luck with your sale, and please give us updates on your sale.

Kinja'd!!! "Flavien Vidal" (flyingfrenchy)
02/18/2017 at 00:30, STARS: 1

I do but I left early in the morning to go to Kobe that day (I live 200km away from where the video was filmed) and left it behind :)

As for the cigarette, I happily would as I used to smoke like every other proud french citizen, but then my wife would try to divorce me so.....

Cheeseburgers are great in France too! Often a lot better than in the states or elsewhere, with rare bloody meat, good proper cheese...etc etc. I mean, we’re french. We love bread, we love meat, we love cheese. Of course, cheeseburgers are high our our list :)

Get yourself an old Belmondo movie for a good dose of very french action movie! Though Ronin is indeed awesome...

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
02/18/2017 at 00:42, STARS: 0

It’s funny how so many Americans don’t realize how France was “American” before America.

Meat

Cheese

Revolution

Immigration...

Kinja'd!!! "Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura" (sundowne36)
02/18/2017 at 00:47, STARS: 0

Goddamnit, I forgot that the Crown existed.

Time to hit up Goo-net, I guess....

Kinja'd!!! "Flavien Vidal" (flyingfrenchy)
02/18/2017 at 00:47, STARS: 1

Kisses, existentialism and democracy! Now that’s french :)

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
02/18/2017 at 00:56, STARS: 0

Welp, time to sip some cognac and smoke a Gauloises while reading some Satre (I’m more of a Camus guy).

Kinja'd!!! "Flavien Vidal" (flyingfrenchy)
02/18/2017 at 01:00, STARS: 1

Simplicité man... Go for a good ol’ Molière for a laugh, much more fun than the kings of depression that they are haha. All french are people stuck in their typical french persona while secretely wishing they were world famous comedians :)

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
02/18/2017 at 01:10, STARS: 0

The one thing the French do poorly, comedy. I turned on a French variety show once and they had Ray Liota on (no idea why). A drag queen who was hosting started eating fake feces. Everyone was laughing their asses off, and Ray Liotta was sitting there terrified. I though someone had slipped acid in my water, but it was real. Surrealist comedy. Still better than German comedy. They would have used real feces.

Kinja'd!!! "Flavien Vidal" (flyingfrenchy)
02/18/2017 at 01:21, STARS: 0

hahaha, I actually know what you’re talking about... This... well, it’s pretty “different” indeed, but you definetely have to know who was doing it to understand it... Jose Garcia and Antoine de Caunes are two of the most renowed comedians in France. Garcia always dreamed of imitating De Niro and he thought at the time that doing it in front of Ray Liotta was the closest he’d ever go gonna get to De Niro. Only problem being that he doesn’t speak a word of english... He knew 3 sentences by heart and had to repeat them over and over and hold the whole sketch like this while Antoine De Caunes would do the rest of the sketch in french, or at least try to. The whole thing is filled with play on words that would be utterly impossible to translate and make them sound somewhat funny in English... Liotta was bound not to understand any fucking thing of what as going on :)

This is certainly the worst possible way to get introduced to french comedy haha

I would recommend trying “Le diner de cons”, “Le pere noel est une ordure”, “La grande vadrouille” or “Les visiteurs” for typical french comedy that is more... reachable for foreigners :)

Kinja'd!!! "Flavien Vidal" (flyingfrenchy)
02/18/2017 at 01:25, STARS: 0

haha ze french accent getze ladiez! :)

Kinja'd!!! "Flavien Vidal" (flyingfrenchy)
02/18/2017 at 01:26, STARS: 0

Well, if you want one... :)

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
02/18/2017 at 01:44, STARS: 0

For some reason, I imagined you like Pepe LePew or maybe the waiter from European Vacation:

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Good luck with the sale, it has to bring at least the minimum.

Kinja'd!!! "Flavien Vidal" (flyingfrenchy)
02/18/2017 at 01:52, STARS: 0

hahaha, the “american champagne” thing and the guy getting the frozen food out at the very end were awesome! It’s so true and we’re all mostly like that when in France :). I used to have a collection of pictures of Japanese taking pictures of things around them. Whenever I’d see japanese taking pictures of random stuff (every 10 minutes), I’d take a picture of them and add it to my collection. I genuinely enjoyed it :)

My wife (japanese) hated it! No idea were it is now, but yeah, we’re all assholes. Still no idea why everyone keeps on wanting to visit Paris :D

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
02/18/2017 at 02:11, STARS: 0

Say my dad has a certain vehicle he is looking for, would you be able to find it for us?

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
02/18/2017 at 02:12, STARS: 1

Absolutely the cheeseburgeri had in France was top five I’ve ever had. Some of it may have had to do with the fact I had been wanting one so badly but I swear they use the freshest ingredients.

Kinja'd!!! "Flavien Vidal" (flyingfrenchy)
02/18/2017 at 03:59, STARS: 0

Unless it’s some pretty much unfindable unicorn, yes I certainly can. What is it?

Kinja'd!!! "Clemsie McKenzie" (thestirringcolumn)
02/18/2017 at 06:48, STARS: 1

No no no, that’s not realistic at all. He smiles too much!

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
02/18/2017 at 08:59, STARS: 0

Japanese sedans can be very handsome. What I especially like is the 80% scale of what you’d see in the US.

Kinja'd!!! "Flavien Vidal" (flyingfrenchy)
02/18/2017 at 09:07, STARS: 0

I just spent 1 week with a Cummins equipped 2016 Dodge Ram 2500. It’s actually the first car I drove after that week (still haven’t driven my RX-7 since I came back from the US). It felt like a freaking microcar lol

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
02/18/2017 at 09:14, STARS: 0

My French Canadian wife finds my English Canadian accent that comes out from time to time. Even if I work and live in French.

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
02/18/2017 at 09:14, STARS: 0

My French Canadian wife finds my English Canadian accent that comes out from time to time. Even if I work and live in French.

Kinja'd!!! "Flavien Vidal" (flyingfrenchy)
02/18/2017 at 09:18, STARS: 0

Nah Quebecqois doesn’t count, it never does.

Signed : A real French who spent way too long in Montreal’s winters.

(Kidding hey, I love Montreal, just hate their roads, cars, traffic, corruption, politics... But people are awesome :) )

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
02/18/2017 at 09:24, STARS: 0

Hey that’s cause you never made it to the regions, we have less traffic.....

And shitloads more snow

I have to go fix my winch rope to continue and plow my yard. Plowing my yard is my everother day activity.

Kinja'd!!! "Flavien Vidal" (flyingfrenchy)
02/18/2017 at 09:37, STARS: 1

Meh, the drive to Quebec or driving north on the fucking never ending roadwork of the 15 is pretty horrible lol

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
02/18/2017 at 11:07, STARS: 0

Yep, that was it. Even though I couldn’t understand any of it I still laughed my ass off, so I guess it was actually good comedy.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
02/18/2017 at 11:22, STARS: 0

A story in the news this morning said that London has Smog 2.0 full of nitrogen emission byproducts from high use of diesel fuel.

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
02/18/2017 at 11:40, STARS: 0

Well I know my dad wants a J70 3-door with the Inclinometer but when he can afford it is the question haha.

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
02/18/2017 at 14:08, STARS: 0

It’s big city syndrome. The largest city of any country/state/province etc has a rep for being populated by assholes. I haven’t spent significant time in Paris, but I have been to eastern France (the “German part” as I call it :) ) and nobody seemed especially rude. A little aloof, but that’s the German side showing through.

I also live in a somewhat touristy area, and I would take the goofy but usually kind Japanese tourists from the 80s-90s over the douchebaggy new money ones from a couple specific areas who are a thing today.

That’s also an underrated cult classic from the 80s - if you haven’t seen it, do it. They play very well on local stereotypes, and as it was filmed in 1984, it has some excellent car-spotting.

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
02/18/2017 at 14:11, STARS: 0

And he wasn’t smoking a pack of Gitanes or Gauloises :)

The movie is an underrated classic in my opinion, doing an amusing job of mocking stereotypes. It also has some good car scenes.

Kinja'd!!! "Flavien Vidal" (flyingfrenchy)
02/18/2017 at 16:55, STARS: 1

Yup because diesel sucks ass!!

Kinja'd!!! "Flavien Vidal" (flyingfrenchy)
02/18/2017 at 16:57, STARS: 1

J70 are great!! But gaining in popularity among collectors too these days, which means prices are raising...