Politics after the jump!

Kinja'd!!! by "Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
Published 02/17/2017 at 19:55

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Have a weird M5 burnout picture as buffer. WTF, he can’t away from her fast enough?

Kinja'd!!!

Soooo, this should be safe now.

You’ve probably heard that the Trumpistas are doing an online survey among their followers about media honesty. It’s hilariously biased and subjective, which makes any numbers it produces absolute garbage. Yet still, why not mess with them a little?

I almost hurt my brain trying to make sense of that 72 minute standup comedy he delivered yesterday, so if we have to try and make sense of this shitshow, why not give them something to think about too?

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Replies (35)

Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
02/17/2017 at 17:34, STARS: 2

I was going to make a troll response but there were too many similar questions and I got bored.

Kinja'd!!! "Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
02/17/2017 at 17:37, STARS: 1

Basically, just click the opposite of what they want to hear.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
02/17/2017 at 17:39, STARS: 1

Survey completed. :)

Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
02/17/2017 at 17:39, STARS: 2

FOX NEWS IS FAKE NEWS, shall be written in every comment box.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
02/17/2017 at 17:42, STARS: 0

That’s what I did - almost. For a couple, I went the other way in case they’re filtering out obvious oppo.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
02/17/2017 at 17:49, STARS: 2

You need to get this reposted to Jezebel BTW :) :)

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
02/17/2017 at 17:52, STARS: 7

I did it and signed it as Mike Pence

Kinja'd!!! "Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
02/17/2017 at 17:55, STARS: 0

I’m pretty sure they are aware of it.

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
02/17/2017 at 17:57, STARS: 1

FAUX News

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
02/17/2017 at 18:02, STARS: 0

I figured, but I’m not brave enough to go there and check-

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
02/17/2017 at 18:16, STARS: 1

Done and signed James Buchanan.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
02/17/2017 at 18:16, STARS: 3

10. Do you believe that the mainstream media does not do their due diligence fact-checking before publishing stories on the Trump administration?

I believe the trump administration doesn’t do it’s own due diligence fact checking before it talks to the press.

15. Do you believe that people of faith have been unfairly characterized by the media?

No. I believe that people of faith have been unfairly characterised by the trump administration.

17. Do you believe that the media has been far too quick to spread false stories about our movement?

No. I believe that the media has been suitably quick in calling out the trump administrations ‘alternative facts’ as lies.

18. Do you believe that the media uses slurs rather than facts to attack conservative stances on issues like border control, religious liberties, and ObamaCare?

No. I believe that the media uses facts to attack the ‘alternative facts’ that are being fed to them from the trump administration.

etc...

Unfortunately it won’t let me register my vote as I’m not in the U.S.

Kinja'd!!! "Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
02/17/2017 at 18:19, STARS: 1

Just google some random zip code. 86402 which is in rural Arizona worked for me.

Kinja'd!!! "wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
02/17/2017 at 18:39, STARS: 0

You ironically picked the most right wing zip code in the state.

Kinja'd!!! "TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
02/17/2017 at 18:48, STARS: 5

Done, added that I only watched fox news and had a Texas zip code. That should confuse the shit out of them.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
02/17/2017 at 18:58, STARS: 1

I really can’t be arsed typing it all out again.

They’ll only read what they want to read and hear what they want to hear.

Anything you say about them they’ll say is a lie and the lies they say they’ll insist are true and fact. But even when they do say something true, your already of the mind it’s a lie and then question it and then, well there is where you start to go mad.

What the hell has the ‘first world’ come to when even the third world that once said, ‘ I wish we were more like them’ are now saying, ‘thank goodness were not them but shit, they could still screw up our day’.

The present climate would even have some old cold war vets pissing themselves.

Kinja'd!!! "Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
02/17/2017 at 19:03, STARS: 0

Niiice! Been there in ‘96 as an exchange student. So it was the first thing that popped up in my mind.

Kinja'd!!! "Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud" (nimbus-the-legend)
02/17/2017 at 19:50, STARS: 0

thats what i did

Kinja'd!!! "wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
02/17/2017 at 19:57, STARS: 0

Kingman is a place that Guns and Ammo editors go to escape the draconian leftist gun control laws of Texas.

Kinja'd!!! "Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
02/17/2017 at 19:58, STARS: 1

Well, to be fair, even they are reporting the problems. Seems like even they can’t contain it any longer.

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Kinja'd!!! "Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
02/17/2017 at 20:08, STARS: 0

If a “Republican” Prez manages to piss even them off that’s quite an achievement.

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Kinja'd!!! "Spridget" (dustbustervans)
02/17/2017 at 20:09, STARS: 4

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Da fuck is that last question?!?

Kinja'd!!! "Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
02/17/2017 at 20:17, STARS: 0

“the draconian leftist gun control laws of Texas” Had me giggling.

Well, Kingman is in the middle of nowhere (probably why they chose this partner school) so lots of desert, but you probably know this. We rode dirt bikes and quads without a license, and were warned not to partake in the “acquire beer through older siblings and drive into the desert to drink them” schemes.

Kinja'd!!! "Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
02/17/2017 at 20:29, STARS: 2

They want confirmation that it’s OK to let only Breitbart people ask questions at press briefings, which is a thing they have started to “sneak” in.

Kinja'd!!! "Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
02/17/2017 at 20:32, STARS: 2

I googled a zipcode for Kingman, AZ. I was then informed that it is one of the most right wing areas in that state. Way to throw them a curveball.

Kinja'd!!! "wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
02/17/2017 at 20:41, STARS: 0

Well yeah they’re draconian. You expect me to get a LICENSE to carry a weapon!?

It’s on the way to Vegas from Phoenix so I drive through every few years.

Kinja'd!!! "gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
02/17/2017 at 20:53, STARS: 0

anyway to find congressional email addresses?

Kinja'd!!! "Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
02/17/2017 at 21:05, STARS: 1

You asking the German guy?

Kinja'd!!! "Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
02/17/2017 at 21:06, STARS: 0

Shit, I think I know what you may be up to... Carry on!

Kinja'd!!! "SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
02/17/2017 at 21:12, STARS: 1

Be sure to put in a zip code from a state that went red so they give it more weight.

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
02/17/2017 at 21:46, STARS: 0

No but the run from Kingman to Vegas is awesome - push your right foot down as far as it will go, and hold it, for an hour.

Kinja'd!!! "Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
02/17/2017 at 22:25, STARS: 1

07719

^zip for ya

Kinja'd!!! "Cé hé sin" (michael-m-mouse)
02/18/2017 at 06:35, STARS: 1

Ooooh, I’ve been there! One of the old Route 66 towns.

Kinja'd!!! "theloudmouth" (theloudmouth)
02/18/2017 at 07:32, STARS: 0

You know another terrible thing he’s leading to? The tea party equivalent of Democrats, because that’s exactly what our country needs right now, more extremists. He’s so off balance he’s giving the off balance types from the other side of the aisle more ammunition... hooray.

People I know were shocked I voted for Hillary (I’m still shocked they were shocked and that they voted for this guy), but to the Hillary haters I always said the same thing “the devil you know is better than the devil you don’t.”

Kinja'd!!! "Frenchlicker" (frenchlicker)
02/18/2017 at 12:24, STARS: 0

I put no to the last one last one and marked the last one. Mainly because he only wants to talk to people that will be nice to him. I also said something along the lines of what you said to the Obama one too.