What Vehicle Would You Convert to an Allroad?

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Published 02/17/2017 at 16:17

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Is there any vehicle you would want to see lifted, body cladded, skid plated, “tired” up and sent out to trample some wild ferns and dust bunnies? Another question, is there such a thing as an off-road sleeper?

By the way, I was very close to impulsively grabbing a 2005 E500 Wagon a month ago. This Kleemann is running 595 hp and does 0-62 mph in 4.9 seconds. Who would have guessed this would become the market trend?!

Also, did you know that “outbacking” is slang for getting to do butt stuff in back of a hatch? In Australia it’s simply called “missionary” though. True story...

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Kinja'd!!! "Die-Trying" (die-trying)
02/17/2017 at 16:25, STARS: 3

stock sleeper.......stock samurai...... ridiculously capable.......

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Kinja'd!!! "boredalways" (boredalway666)
02/17/2017 at 16:27, STARS: 1

“In Australia it’s simply called “missionary” though. True story...”

Well then, I need to find me a lovely Aussie lady!

Kinja'd!!! "djmt1" (djmt1)
02/17/2017 at 16:29, STARS: 2

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Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
02/17/2017 at 16:29, STARS: 2

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I want this.

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
02/17/2017 at 16:37, STARS: 3

none of them. you dont want that headache...

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....I want another allroad

heres some alternative allroads

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Kinja'd!!! "PotbellyJoe and 42 others" (potbellyjoe)
02/17/2017 at 16:43, STARS: 1

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Thankfully it’s already been done...

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
02/17/2017 at 16:56, STARS: 0

Hey, I don’t care about what you and Zoidberg do off board. You keep your ‘outbacking’ adventures between the two of you.

Kinja'd!!! "Bigjohn428" (bigjohn428)
02/17/2017 at 17:11, STARS: 0

I kinda want them all. Except the last one cause I already have the VW version (‘02 Passat).

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
02/17/2017 at 17:17, STARS: 0

Subaru Impreza hatchback (WRX or normal.) Because it’d basically be a more reliable and much more easily serviceable AllRoad.

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Kinja'd!!! "misfitmascots" (misfitmascots)
02/17/2017 at 17:22, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
02/17/2017 at 18:00, STARS: 0

You’re just salty because you’ve never been invited to a tribeca.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
02/17/2017 at 18:24, STARS: 1

Holden Sandman

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