"I'm going to see to it that your ass gets bit by a big old German Shepherd."

Kinja'd!!! by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 02/17/2017 at 15:12

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So very NSFW

“This isn’t a bodega or a McDonalds. You know there are only psychic energy readings. There’s no menu. Get out with those ‘ums’.”

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Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
02/17/2017 at 15:19, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
02/17/2017 at 15:41, STARS: 1

Something about the noise of him hanging up on people is oddly soothing.

Kinja'd!!! "Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever" (rustanddust)
02/17/2017 at 15:45, STARS: 1

I really want to hire him to run the front desk at my shop. I’m running out of self restraint for dumb questions.

“Hello, XYZ Collision Repair, how can I help you?”

“Do ya’ll do body work?”

*click