So you've decided to become a malevolent dictator of a country and rule it with an iron fist.

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Published 02/17/2017 at 08:43

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What’s your ride of choice?

Mine: An armored replica of this:

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Kinja'd!!! "Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever" (rustanddust)
02/17/2017 at 08:49, STARS: 2

What better way to rule with an iron fist than the ability to hurl depleted uranium rounds with accuracy at targets 2+ miles away.

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Kinja'd!!! "yamahog" (yamahog)
02/17/2017 at 08:51, STARS: 3

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Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
02/17/2017 at 08:53, STARS: 5

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Kinja'd!!! "Land_Yacht_225" (nadenator)
02/17/2017 at 08:53, STARS: 1

HA! I already own my dictator-mobile!

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Just needs some armor plating and Plexiglas windows.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
02/17/2017 at 08:53, STARS: 2

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Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
02/17/2017 at 08:54, STARS: 5

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Something janky and hilarious. I’m allowed to be a whimsical malevolent dictator, right?

Kinja'd!!! "S65" (granthp)
02/17/2017 at 08:57, STARS: 4

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Kinja'd!!! "SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
02/17/2017 at 08:58, STARS: 0

Obvious answer is obvious.

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Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
02/17/2017 at 08:58, STARS: 3

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Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
02/17/2017 at 08:59, STARS: 0

An armored version of a 59 cadillac eldorado. In black of course. Or maybe just an escalade.

Kinja'd!!! "kanadanmajava1" (kanadanmajava1)
02/17/2017 at 09:00, STARS: 3

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Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
02/17/2017 at 09:01, STARS: 3

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And just to round things out, I’d have these two as well

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Kinja'd!!! "ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper" (thedlo)
02/17/2017 at 09:04, STARS: 0

classic.

Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
02/17/2017 at 09:11, STARS: 1

Might as well reuse this.

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Kinja'd!!! "ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper" (thedlo)
02/17/2017 at 09:11, STARS: 3

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Kinja'd!!! "MPA" (MPA)
02/17/2017 at 09:13, STARS: 0

Probably a monster truck so I can roll over all the little people who dare to get in my way.

Kinja'd!!! "SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
02/17/2017 at 09:15, STARS: 1

This is the only correct answer.

Kinja'd!!! "SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
02/17/2017 at 09:16, STARS: 1

Lada Limo Stronk.

Kinja'd!!! "FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem" (fuelstratifiedinjection)
02/17/2017 at 09:16, STARS: 0

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A whole fleet of those bad boys

Kinja'd!!! "SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
02/17/2017 at 09:16, STARS: 10

Dictator of a country, not trailer park.

Kinja'd!!! "Krieger (@FSKrieger22)" (Krieger22)
02/17/2017 at 09:19, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
02/17/2017 at 09:22, STARS: 1

HOW DARE YOU TARNISH THE GOOD NAME OF THESE WONDERFUL MACHINES

Kinja'd!!! "punkgoose17" (punkgoose17)
02/17/2017 at 09:23, STARS: 2

Where is your airship, peasants?

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Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
02/17/2017 at 09:23, STARS: 0

Armoured XJR. Because heroes don’t ride in or drive jags.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
02/17/2017 at 09:29, STARS: 0

With updated mechanicals - AMG V12 of course - because bulletproof glass is heavy.

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
02/17/2017 at 09:33, STARS: 1

the M100 V8 was good enough then, and it is certainly good enough now you blasphemer!

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
02/17/2017 at 09:35, STARS: 0

I’m a dictator! I want MOAR POWAHHHH! But yeah, if I was a non-dictator, and actually owned this car, that would be my preference, too...

Kinja'd!!! "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
02/17/2017 at 09:40, STARS: 1

I have a feeling you really like classic GMCs :p :)

(and the classic Chevy that slotted in there)

Kinja'd!!! "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
02/17/2017 at 09:44, STARS: 1

Replace the outside cruise-shippy stuff with a race track, massive garage, an airstrip, and like cannons that shoot nuke rounds. But the interior would still be pretty lavish. :)

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Kinja'd!!! "Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street." (demon-xanth)
02/17/2017 at 09:47, STARS: 5

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Kinja'd!!! "not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada)
02/17/2017 at 09:53, STARS: 0

Mercedes S600 S-Guard. Just TRY and assassinate me.

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Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
02/17/2017 at 10:02, STARS: 1

Impala/Sy/Ty 4 lyfe

Alternately Early-90's HiPo GM’s 4 lyfe

Kinja'd!!! "yamahog" (yamahog)
02/17/2017 at 10:02, STARS: 2

And trying to show you’re a “man of the people” clearly doesn’t matter any more

Kinja'd!!! "yamahog" (yamahog)
02/17/2017 at 10:04, STARS: 2

Gotta go big ole butt or go home:

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Kinja'd!!! "Amoore100" (amoore100)
02/17/2017 at 10:23, STARS: 0

Agreed. I prefer PL24's myself.

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Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
02/17/2017 at 10:23, STARS: 1

But if image doesn’t matter, than neither does making an impression of being big and important. And under those circumstances all that matters is what you want. I want these. And as a dictator I can have them.

If being associated with commoners is an issue... sieze ALL of them. You have the power. Then you are truly exclusive.

Kinja'd!!! "MrDakka" (mrdakka)
02/17/2017 at 10:46, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "Viggen" (viggen37)
02/17/2017 at 10:51, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "punkgoose17" (punkgoose17)
02/17/2017 at 10:53, STARS: 0

No way. Aeroscraft every time.

Kinja'd!!! "Sweet Trav" (thespunbearing)
02/17/2017 at 10:58, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "Jagvar" (Jagvar)
02/17/2017 at 11:21, STARS: 1

I sailed on the sister to that ship, Allure of the Seas. Lavish indeed.

Kinja'd!!! "X37.9XXS" (x379xxs)
02/17/2017 at 11:40, STARS: 0

I am a classicist

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Show off your power

Kinja'd!!! "Kiwi" (time-funs-when-your-having-fly)
02/17/2017 at 12:57, STARS: 0

What is that car in the picture you posted?

Kinja'd!!! "Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street." (demon-xanth)
02/17/2017 at 12:59, STARS: 0

1938 Phantom Corsair

Kinja'd!!! "7:07" (fanbrain001)
02/17/2017 at 13:21, STARS: 1

*slips 50k mile service quote through crack in window*

Kinja'd!!! "Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)" (galileo-humpkins)
02/17/2017 at 13:56, STARS: 0

I honestly don’t think I can find a better choice than an armored Phantom. Well done.

As a secondary vehicle I have to go boring. A heavily armored/modified Defender 90 or 110.

Kinja'd!!! "ranwhenparked" (ranwhenparked)
02/17/2017 at 20:27, STARS: 0

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ZiL 41041, of course. Convertible and unarmored, because it helps to further project an image of invincibility to my enemies.