by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 02/16/2017 at 17:54
Tags: Houses
STARS: 3
My answer: probably my same four cars now, because this house costs $679,000! So I’d be foreclosed on within 5 years and wouldn’t have much funds for new vehicles during the downward spiral into financial ruin anyway.
:D
"gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
02/16/2017 at 17:55, STARS: 0
That took a turn
"victor" (victor)
02/16/2017 at 17:59, STARS: 1
Where the f**k do you find a house near Seattle for that much?!
"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
02/16/2017 at 17:59, STARS: 0
I can tell you what’s in ours: the Audi, the Alfa, the Hyundai, a lawnmower, a snowblower, and an unprecedented amount of junk.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/16/2017 at 18:01, STARS: 1
This is maybe 30-40 miles north of Seattle.
"MM54" (mm54mk2)
02/16/2017 at 18:01, STARS: 2
So... you have 4 cars now
"Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
02/16/2017 at 18:03, STARS: 3
That’s a pretty good price actually.
"B_dol" (bdolan40)
02/16/2017 at 18:03, STARS: 1
I’ll keep this borderline realistic within the next 5-6 years.
Keep my Z4MC - do it up outlaw/bbi style (except with a bimmer), 993 GT2 clone, Mazda CX-5, Toyota Corolla iM manual
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/16/2017 at 18:03, STARS: 0
Project cars!!
"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
02/16/2017 at 18:04, STARS: 3
Well one is an RV spot so the obvious answer would be a single jetski and tons of junk.
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
02/16/2017 at 18:06, STARS: 1
Has to be a ranch house since my father and I hate stairs. Probably the same shitboxes I have 04 silverado, e38, joop, and the project yukon I have. Rest of the other cars will be on the lawn to piss off the neighbors.
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
02/16/2017 at 18:06, STARS: 0
Truck of some sort, Stage 3 B5 S4, 997 and a wild card.
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
02/16/2017 at 18:09, STARS: 0
One air plane with a 60 foot wing span.
"Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222)
02/16/2017 at 18:09, STARS: 1
Yeah but if you could afford a house with a 4 car garage you would garage your current 4 cars and have 4 more parked in the driveway. If I were to guess; a corolla wagon, a paseo, a t100 and a Lexus SC400
"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
02/16/2017 at 18:11, STARS: 1
Well if I wasn’t in financial ruin.
1. Chevrolet Corvette C6 Z06 WB
2. Pontiac GTO M6
3. Holden Maloo GXP (HSV E S2)
4. Austin Healey 100-6 BN6
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/16/2017 at 18:12, STARS: 0
The bicycles get one spot. Then, the wife’s minivan, a little convertible like a Miata or a Fiata, and then a sweet luxury GT car. That would cover most of my moods.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/16/2017 at 18:18, STARS: 1
If I made six figures, I still couldn’t afford this. At least not comfortably.
"Ruso98" (ruso98)
02/16/2017 at 18:20, STARS: 0
All Scion tCs
"Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)" (galileo-humpkins)
02/16/2017 at 18:20, STARS: 0
Easy: My GT-R, My wife’s Audi SQ5, our Giulia Quadrifellatio and our 4C.
How realistic did you say this needed to be??
"benjrblant" (benjblant)
02/16/2017 at 18:23, STARS: 0
A lift , in that tall single bay garage to the right.
"interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
02/16/2017 at 18:24, STARS: 0
NSX-R, 996 GT2RS, manual 6, and whatever my trophy wife would want. Because if I could afford that house, I could afford all the rest.
"misfitmascots" (misfitmascots)
02/16/2017 at 18:24, STARS: 0
"Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
02/16/2017 at 18:25, STARS: 1
I couldn’t afford to heat it!
"505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux)
02/16/2017 at 18:26, STARS: 2
I’m keeping these 4 in there
"BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind" (briangriffinsprius)
02/16/2017 at 18:30, STARS: 2
I’m looking at places near D.C., and $679k gets you like 1500 sq ft with one garage, maybe.
Anyway.
Lexus 460, Ford F-250, Fiat 124, Alfa Guila Quadrifrisjshfuwlaodudio.
"Amoore100" (amoore100)
02/16/2017 at 18:37, STARS: 0
That thing is only $679,000?! In the Bay Area, it would easily be a few million, at first estimate, probably three to four on today’s market.
This is a $660,000 Bay Area home:
Probably why my parents really don’t want to leave here considering that trying to come back would be astronomically expensive.
"RT" (rt-p)
02/16/2017 at 18:39, STARS: 2
Honda NSX
BMW M5 (E39)
Lancia Delta Integrale 16v
Volvo 850R
And a Rangie where the van is, because rules are overrated.
"Wacko" (wacko--)
02/16/2017 at 18:40, STARS: 0
How many bath tubs of death in that house?
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
02/16/2017 at 18:45, STARS: 0
The Teg, New Civic, Toyota 4Runner Honda Passport, and a cheap American classic.
"fintail" (fintail)
02/16/2017 at 18:46, STARS: 1
I’d have a 3 car garage and use the difference to buy better looking exterior materials :)
When will the rock be glued on?
"RPM esq." (rpm3)
02/16/2017 at 19:18, STARS: 3
For that little*
"RPM esq." (rpm3)
02/16/2017 at 19:19, STARS: 2
Yes you could. You might not be able to have four cars to fill the garage with, however.
"RPM esq." (rpm3)
02/16/2017 at 19:20, STARS: 1
You might be able to fit two deep in the RV spot, or put a lift in there and stack ‘em.
What I am saying is that you don’t have enough cars.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/16/2017 at 19:37, STARS: 0
Next month.
"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
02/16/2017 at 20:16, STARS: 0
Assuming I have the kind of income that allows me to afford that house, I think I’d get a single-cab 4WD manual RAM 2500, a Challenger V8 (but probably not a Hellcat because I don’t want to immediately wrap it around a tree), a Ford Flex for my partner (he likes them), and probably keep the 4th spot open for a succession of random project cars/toys.
"gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
02/16/2017 at 20:28, STARS: 1
1980 911 sc
1973 914
1930 Ford model A
1965 Buick riviera
"McMike" (mcmike)
02/16/2017 at 20:59, STARS: 0
They would already be full.
Bay 1 & 2 - for my classic cars
Bay 3 - Work area and the motorcycle
Bay 4 - Mrs McMike’s daily driver (also available for my daily driver if I need to work on it.
"Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
02/16/2017 at 21:25, STARS: 0
1) Mazda5
2) E39 M5
3) Vanagon Westfalia
4) Bentley Flying Spur
My ex had a house on a corner lot that started out as a 3 bed, with a detached two car garage. A previous owner knocked down some walls and made it a more spacious 2 bed. Then they added a second two car garage, and then filled in the space between the house and the garages to make a large family room. I would have liked to keep that place, but it was in such a crime-ridden area I would probably hated living there. My PowerBook was stolen, and if I had more electronics there I assume that they would have been ripped off as well.
"fintail" (fintail)
02/16/2017 at 21:28, STARS: 1
Classy. I love the holy union of composite siding with shingles.
"Die-Trying" (die-trying)
02/16/2017 at 21:33, STARS: 0
enough tools, and tool boxes, and benches that only one project car would nicely fit at a time.........comfortably........
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/16/2017 at 21:35, STARS: 1
A king without a kingdom. A hollow existence.
"KFN" (kfn)
02/16/2017 at 21:51, STARS: 1
Nice collection (esp the Integrale), and with a lift in the RV spot you could fit all five!
"victor" (victor)
02/16/2017 at 23:44, STARS: 1
That’s what I mean. Bought a fixer upper here in Seattle, and it’s been a money pit.
"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
02/17/2017 at 02:20, STARS: 1
Easy, have 2 cars. The other half be nice wood shop.
"RT" (rt-p)
02/17/2017 at 07:17, STARS: 0
I like your thinking.
"victor" (victor)
02/17/2017 at 11:01, STARS: 1
There isn’t a 660k home, unless it’s next door to the Richmond chevron refinery. I know homes in mountain view that are over $1600/sq ft in value.
"Amoore100" (amoore100)
02/17/2017 at 12:27, STARS: 0
Indeed. I just went on Zillow and tried my best, but to be honest it’s probably going to sell above 1 mil or more.
"victor" (victor)
02/17/2017 at 13:15, STARS: 0
Did I mention that my “fixer upper” still cost me 7 figures before I even started tearing into it?
"Schaef_Camaero Z/28" (schaefz28)
02/17/2017 at 14:03, STARS: 0
What a horrible choice in materials.. The way the siding creeps up into each gable end where it transitions to the cedar shingles is very odd.
"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
02/17/2017 at 20:24, STARS: 0
Well since I live near a college, I would convert it to one or two student rental units and make $$$ every month.