The More You Know

by "pjhusa" (pjhuskinja)
Published 02/16/2017 at 20:30

Tags: Old News
STARS: 1

Apparently, back in 2012, a whole town in Turkmenistan was awarded “with a brand new Cadillac Escalade luxury SUV after an above-average grain harvest” by their dictator.

It was said that it would be used for “work” purposes, but I question whether or not that was truly the case. And either way, I am curious on the whereabouts of the car now... if they even still own it.

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Also of note: this is a country where black cars are banned. Because reasons.

Replies (9)

"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
02/16/2017 at 20:41, STARS: 6

Village Escalade > village bicycle

"pjhusa" (pjhuskinja)
02/16/2017 at 20:42, STARS: 0

Well said.

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
02/16/2017 at 20:51, STARS: 2

-to be left in care of said dictator , probably

"404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
02/16/2017 at 21:58, STARS: 2

And either way, I am curious on the whereabouts of the car now... if they ever owned it.

FTFY. Probably it was just an excuse for him to buy one then take it back for himself.

"Tazio, Count Fouroff" (tazio0625)
02/17/2017 at 03:13, STARS: 2

“And either way, I am curious on the whereabouts of the car now... if they even still own it.”

they put it on CL

"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
02/17/2017 at 09:31, STARS: 1

I feel like there are much better ways to reward a poor village for their hard work. Like a surplus of food, or maybe some new cloths. Heck even medical supplies. Or even 70 motorcycles lol. A 70,000 dollar SUV, which probably cost another 10,000 to import seems a bit odd.

It reminds me of Archer, when that dictator bought 1 million of Charlene’s country music albums to give to people who don’t have record players.

"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
02/17/2017 at 09:35, STARS: 0

People gotta pay their taxes.

"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
02/17/2017 at 09:37, STARS: 1

Will trade for tractor.

"Tazio, Count Fouroff" (tazio0625)
02/17/2017 at 12:49, STARS: 1

Lol

//”send pic of tractor”