I can't think of a good headline for this, I'm lost for words.

Kinja'd!!! by "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
Published 02/16/2017 at 10:45

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STARS: 2


This dealer wants $37,000 for a Jeep Renegade.

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!!


Replies (19)

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
02/16/2017 at 10:49, STARS: 0

Divide it by 10 then I will consider

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
02/16/2017 at 10:51, STARS: 0

Kinja'd!!!

$37k seems like a big number, man. But is it enough?

Kinja'd!!! "SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
02/16/2017 at 10:52, STARS: 0

I was going to say that that’s one hell of a down payment on future ZF issues, but apparently it’s a stick?

Kinja'd!!! "Milky" (jordanmielke)
02/16/2017 at 10:52, STARS: 0

Thats only $28k U.S. bucks. Here that trim starts at 23k so hopefully that particular one has a lot of options. Don’t know how it wouldnt have leather then.

Kinja'd!!! "SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
02/16/2017 at 10:53, STARS: 0

Holy crap, it’s not even this year’s model.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
02/16/2017 at 10:54, STARS: 0

Well, it is green so there’s that.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
02/16/2017 at 10:54, STARS: 1

And hillbillies want to be called “children of the soil” but it ain’t gonna happen

Kinja'd!!! "Arrivederci" (arrividerci)
02/16/2017 at 10:56, STARS: 0

I thought new cars were all expensive in the Great White North

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
02/16/2017 at 11:00, STARS: 0

A special edition Fiat to commemorate the 75th Anniversary of Jeep.

Fitting.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
02/16/2017 at 11:03, STARS: 0

It ’ s a Dr. Hibbert Thing you wouldn ’ t understand.

Kinja'd!!! "PotbellyJoe and 42 others" (potbellyjoe)
02/16/2017 at 11:12, STARS: 1

Optional Equipment

ParkView Rear Back-Up Camera . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $450
Black Painted Roof . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $525
Premium Navigation Group . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $1,100
Cold Weather Group . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $775
Quick Order Package 21F 75th Anniversary . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $0
Jungle Green . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $0
Monotone Paint Application . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $0
75th Edition Cloth/Mesh Bucket Seats . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$0
Black . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$0

Window Sticker

So this dealer has $700 somewhere in there to make the “Dealer MSRP” code for pinstripe and undercoating with etched windows that we plan to charge you for.

I used to sell cars when they list “Dealer MSRP” rather than “MSRP” it sends up the red flag and I try to find the actual window sticker.

Kinja'd!!! "Tazio, Count Fouroff" (tazio0625)
02/16/2017 at 11:22, STARS: 0

Here’s 2 words — “CP”

Kinja'd!!! "TechBro" (techbro88)
02/16/2017 at 11:24, STARS: 0

How about this ( http://www.autotrader.ca/a/Mercedes-Benz/GLC-Class/Nepean/Ontario/5_29168560_20091230073138111/?showcpo=ShowCPO&orup=1_15_5 )

GLC300 - $80k CAD. Lol.

Kinja'd!!! "LOREM IPSUM" (lorem---ipsum)
02/16/2017 at 11:41, STARS: 1

I remember when 50 grand bought you a top of the line Mercedes 560 SEL.

Now, 50 grand buys you a fucking focus.

I hate everything.

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
02/16/2017 at 11:44, STARS: 0

Cars are more expensive in Canuckistan.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
02/16/2017 at 11:46, STARS: 0

but $50k now is more like $100k in 2017 money.

Kinja'd!!! "AMC/Renauledge" (n2skylark)
02/16/2017 at 12:12, STARS: 0

I love how you have to pay to make the car hotter in car parks in the summer. That $525 black-painted roof is silly.

Kinja'd!!! "PotbellyJoe and 42 others" (potbellyjoe)
02/16/2017 at 12:12, STARS: 1

That was my thought. I honestly went, “Is it ever really cold, but really sunny in Canada where that would be enough of a benefit to overcome the downside in the summer?”

Kinja'd!!! "haveacarortwoorthree2" (haveacarortwoorthree2)
02/16/2017 at 12:28, STARS: 0

But if you bought that Renegade, you’d have it made.