One-third of a century, guys...

by "Jagvar" (Jagvar)
Published 02/15/2017 at 12:38

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I’m a simple man, Oppo. All I ask for on the day of my auspicious birth is dinner, sex, and cash money. Feel free to approach me with all of the above. High-quality photos of Phaetons or the Maserati Quattroporte IV (’95 - ’00) will also suffice.

Replies (48)

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
02/15/2017 at 12:41, STARS: 1

I’m gonna buy you some goddamned shoes.

/Happy Birthday

"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout)
02/15/2017 at 12:41, STARS: 1

Asking Oppo to wine and dine you can only go well

"Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif" (lumpy44)
02/15/2017 at 12:42, STARS: 0

"McMike" (mcmike)
02/15/2017 at 12:42, STARS: 1

Happy Birthday Jagvar.

"E90M3" (e90m3)
02/15/2017 at 12:42, STARS: 2

Happy birthday! Have a picture of your own car next to an M5!

(I know I’ve posted this before)

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/15/2017 at 12:44, STARS: 5

Happy birthday!

Everyone on Oppo chipped in to get you a present:

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
02/15/2017 at 12:44, STARS: 1

You are a man of taste.

Happy Day of Birth

"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
02/15/2017 at 12:44, STARS: 2

Happy birthday! Not a high quality photo but it was a high quality Phaeton, out in the rain.

"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
02/15/2017 at 12:45, STARS: 0

What about some replacement parts for you Phaeton?

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/15/2017 at 12:46, STARS: 4

Don’t forget about the sex:

“Talk dirty to me”

“I daily drive a Porsche 928 in the Midwest”

"Jagvar" (Jagvar)
02/15/2017 at 12:46, STARS: 2

You shouldn’t have.

No really, I mean that.

"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
02/15/2017 at 12:46, STARS: 0

Would you accept dinner money and cash for sex?

"Jagvar" (Jagvar)
02/15/2017 at 12:47, STARS: 0

How ever did you know I’m a Breitling man? Have I mentioned it before? I must have.

"Jagvar" (Jagvar)
02/15/2017 at 12:47, STARS: 0

I feel conflicted about this.

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
02/15/2017 at 12:48, STARS: 1

Happy Birthday, please accept this show with my compliments

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/15/2017 at 12:48, STARS: 0

I guess you’re right. I’ll keep those stylish-ass sandals for myself.

"Jagvar" (Jagvar)
02/15/2017 at 12:48, STARS: 1

I’ve accepted a lot of things for sex, but never cash.

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
02/15/2017 at 12:49, STARS: 1

I think we talked about it before. I’m a Breitling man myself.

"Jagvar" (Jagvar)
02/15/2017 at 12:49, STARS: 1

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/15/2017 at 12:50, STARS: 0

Happy birthday! Here, put this on and reenact my favorite car commercial.

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
02/15/2017 at 12:54, STARS: 0

"RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire" (ricerocketeer2)
02/15/2017 at 12:55, STARS: 0

There are ways to fulfill that “dinner, sex, and cash money” request in ways that you probably wouldn’t appreciate ...

"EL_ULY" (uly)
02/15/2017 at 12:56, STARS: 1

Cash, grass, or ass!

"Bandit - destroyed his car" (notbandit)
02/15/2017 at 12:57, STARS: 0

Happy birthday to you too

"$kaycog" (skaycog)
02/15/2017 at 12:57, STARS: 2

Happy Birthday! Have some cake!

"Jagvar" (Jagvar)
02/15/2017 at 12:58, STARS: 0

I may appreciate it more than you might think.

"Jagvar" (Jagvar)
02/15/2017 at 12:59, STARS: 0

You really zoomed in, didn’t you?

"Jagvar" (Jagvar)
02/15/2017 at 13:00, STARS: 1

Yes, I want that!!

"MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
02/15/2017 at 13:02, STARS: 17

For your third of a century birthday I give you

...

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...

...

A THIRD OF A CENTURY!

"R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet" (r-saldana)
02/15/2017 at 13:02, STARS: 1

True COTD has risen

"Jagvar" (Jagvar)
02/15/2017 at 13:03, STARS: 0

Now that’s clever.

"MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
02/15/2017 at 13:06, STARS: 2

Hahaha, glad you liked it. Next time I’ll let you pick the 3rd.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/15/2017 at 13:10, STARS: 0

His next third will be 2/3 of a century, so he’ll get to pick 2/3 of the Century.

"MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
02/15/2017 at 13:11, STARS: 0

Sounds fair. I guess I’ll see him in 33 years then.

"Wacko" (wacko--)
02/15/2017 at 13:13, STARS: 0

but no buick century(s) will be left by then. not much left at the moment,

"Wacko" (wacko--)
02/15/2017 at 13:15, STARS: 1

are you just short or is it the lack of shoes?

Happy birthday young shoeless man!

"MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
02/15/2017 at 13:18, STARS: 1

Just condemned my brother in laws due to rusted out sub frame...

"Jagvar" (Jagvar)
02/15/2017 at 13:30, STARS: 1

I’m pretty short! 5'6". The bare feet don’t help, I suppose.

"Wacko" (wacko--)
02/15/2017 at 13:41, STARS: 0

you would gain an inch or two....

"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
02/15/2017 at 13:41, STARS: 0

He needs socks to wear with them.

"Jagvar" (Jagvar)
02/15/2017 at 13:54, STARS: 1

Meh. I like being a short dude.

"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
02/15/2017 at 13:56, STARS: 1

That’s like 2/5ths.

"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
02/15/2017 at 13:56, STARS: 1

I wonder if they make stylish ass-sandals.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/15/2017 at 13:57, STARS: 1

An ass-sandal is what you’re gonna get if you keep asking questions.

"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
02/15/2017 at 14:00, STARS: 0

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

"dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford" (dtg11)
02/15/2017 at 16:33, STARS: 0

Happy Birthday! Have some presents:

"Svart Smart, traded in his Smart" (svartsmart)
02/16/2017 at 00:58, STARS: 0

Buick Century or Toyota Century?

"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
02/16/2017 at 05:40, STARS: 1

happy birthday!