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Published 02/14/2017 at 22:12

Tags: Worse than a Juke ; Norway must fall
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The 2017 Kia Sportage: the car that lives by the idea of “well if you’re driving it, you don’t have to look at it”.


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Kinja'd!!! "Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout)
02/14/2017 at 22:14, STARS: 2

It’s not worse than a Juke

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
02/14/2017 at 22:16, STARS: 2

I think it is.

Kinja'd!!! "gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
02/14/2017 at 22:18, STARS: 1

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“I’d like a cayenne, but move the quad lights down so it doesn’t look like we’re copying it”

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Kinja'd!!! "RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars" (rallydarkstrike)
02/14/2017 at 22:18, STARS: 1

I actually quite like the current-gen Sportage! I’m not an SUV person at all, and if I did want one, I would want a small SUV. This is only one of the few I would consider...

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
02/14/2017 at 22:20, STARS: 2

You do you, man. I personally don’t dig the design. The pinched grille doesn’t look good, and the LEDS almost look like afterthoughts.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/14/2017 at 22:20, STARS: 2

That’s not bad at all. Better than a Juke at least.

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
02/14/2017 at 22:20, STARS: 1

Look at the poor thing, it’s screaming for help.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
02/14/2017 at 22:23, STARS: 3

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Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/14/2017 at 22:32, STARS: 1

“Oof. Thats a face only a mother could love.”

- Subaru Tribeca

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
02/14/2017 at 22:33, STARS: 0

Couple things:

1. I don’t think it’s too bad. The overall shape is good, details are odd. Rear turn signals in the bumper are jarring.

2. It is worse than a Juke. Juke’s are the pretty much the best looking cars under $25k. At least for a few years before the shitty Nissan paint starts peeling on them.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
02/14/2017 at 22:34, STARS: 1

The Tribeca was fine. The B9 Tribeca... well...

Kinja'd!!! "DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back" (karsonkinja)
02/14/2017 at 22:35, STARS: 0

My fiancee’s cousin has one of these. They’re really not bad, overpriced, but not bad. A lot of hard plastic, even in the top level trim. But you do get a lot of “tech”, and the huge sunroof is pretty cool. And they look WAY batter than last gen. Especially on the rear end.

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Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
02/14/2017 at 22:37, STARS: 0

You have my agreement on the rear, but disagreement on the front. Call it 50/50.

Kinja'd!!! "Racin'Jason001" (racinjason001)
02/14/2017 at 22:37, STARS: 0

Me too.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/14/2017 at 22:39, STARS: 1

Your mom.

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
02/14/2017 at 22:40, STARS: 0

I can’t stand it! So close to being a gorgeous design but headlamp shape and placement ruins everything. By the way, there are two Hyundai CUVs coming that have that have divorced lighting like the Jeep Cherokee...

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This angle actually gives a better representation of the design direction.

Kinja'd!!! "IAN_Z" (theonline)
02/15/2017 at 01:00, STARS: 1

I actually think the Sportage is one of the best-looking cars in its segment.

Especially in this honey-brown:

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