Screw Valentine's Day, It's Arizona Day

Kinja'd!!! by "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
Published 02/14/2017 at 12:30

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Stick your head in an oven and get stung by a scorpion to celebrate!

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Replies (32)

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
02/14/2017 at 12:32, STARS: 1

Damn, I need to spend more time in Arizona.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
02/14/2017 at 12:33, STARS: 3

I had forgotten AZ became a state today.

/I used to live out there.

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
02/14/2017 at 12:37, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
02/14/2017 at 12:38, STARS: 1

Those guys might not be here for much longer. They only came to entertain all the Canadians in Chandler.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
02/14/2017 at 12:38, STARS: 1

This is blatant Gamecat bait

Kinja'd!!! "S65" (granthp)
02/14/2017 at 12:39, STARS: 0

What if I wanna get bit by a rattlesnake? You only get a star beacuse of that beautiful dog

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
02/14/2017 at 12:39, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
02/14/2017 at 12:41, STARS: 3

Screw valentines day, huh. WELL IT’S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY MR. LOOK AT MY CUTE DAUGHTER AND GREAT DOG

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
02/14/2017 at 12:44, STARS: 0

I can’t find a scorpion, what would be a suitable substitute?

Kinja'd!!! "wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
02/14/2017 at 12:46, STARS: 1

Happy Birthday Arizona!

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
02/14/2017 at 12:46, STARS: 0

Trust me, you do not want to get bit by a rattlesnake. Rattlesnake bites are the things nightmares are made of.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
02/14/2017 at 12:48, STARS: 1

Scorpions have no equal.

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Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
02/14/2017 at 12:50, STARS: 1

danke

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
02/14/2017 at 12:54, STARS: 1

INXS or maybe Asia.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
02/14/2017 at 12:55, STARS: 0

Of all the stuff that will kill you in AZ, from plants to animals to the sun to lack of water, I fear snakes the most. Probably because most of my AZ hiking has been off-trail bushwhacking and scrambling with no cell service.

Kinja'd!!! "Comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer" (cyclonefan94)
02/14/2017 at 12:55, STARS: 0

To answer the question about not being able to find a Scorpion, an acceptable substitution is if you see someone getting a drink at a drinking fountain, stick your head in front of theirs and drink first.

-Sincerely,

California

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
02/14/2017 at 12:55, STARS: 1

Insert joke about sticking head in oven and feeling like one has been stung being totally normal for today anyway.

Kinja'd!!! "Roundbadge" (Roundbadge)
02/14/2017 at 12:56, STARS: 1

You shut your got-danged mouth. INXS is awesome.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
02/14/2017 at 13:03, STARS: 1

“Jajajajajajajaja”

-Mexico

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
02/14/2017 at 13:06, STARS: 1

Rattlers will do their best to avoid you, and make a lot of noise so you can avoid them, but they are also the only thing I’m always nervous about coming in contact with while hiking, especially with my kids. I live for the day when I finally get to see a mountain lion. But no fucking way do I want to get bit by a rattlesnake.

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
02/14/2017 at 13:12, STARS: 1

damn bro u gut a mean punch

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Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
02/14/2017 at 13:20, STARS: 0

That was a pretty trippy cactus. That was out in the Superstition Mountains. A pair of deer watched me take that photo.

Kinja'd!!! "Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
02/14/2017 at 13:27, STARS: 1

Looks awesome! I was just out in Phoenix area, we went to the Tom’s Thumb trail and hiked. Was there to visit a college friend. It also happened to be the weekend of the WM Open, we mainly went to have some drinks and to people watch, it was excellent.

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
02/14/2017 at 13:37, STARS: 1

i was out running last summer and a whole field of cows watched me run by. that was really creepy.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
02/14/2017 at 13:46, STARS: 2

Down South, there’s sort of an old joke about rattlesnakes being no worry because at least they try to avoid you and have an audible warning. Moccasins and Copperheads are silent AND aggressive. I hate those things. I have literally seen a juvenile copperhead (2' long) stand its ground against 4 adult men, then advance on them. It wasn’t even defending its den, just out in the open.

Kinja'd!!! "El Rocko" (elrocko)
02/14/2017 at 14:07, STARS: 1

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my contribution

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
02/14/2017 at 14:09, STARS: 0

Bear down!

Kinja'd!!! "I hoon, therefore I am" (hookemdevils22)
02/14/2017 at 17:27, STARS: 0

Nobody drives all the way from Chandler to see the ‘Yotes.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
02/14/2017 at 18:18, STARS: 0

The Coyotes would have left years ago if what you say is true.

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
02/14/2017 at 21:37, STARS: 1

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down there last year - spectacular place

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
02/14/2017 at 22:06, STARS: 0

Great pic

Kinja'd!!! "I hoon, therefore I am" (hookemdevils22)
02/15/2017 at 09:47, STARS: 0

You mean the team that built a new arena in Glendale in 2003, yet has been in the bottom-3 in attendance on an annual basis? The one who Glendale tried to shove out the door a couple years ago and are currently looking for a place to play? If ownership were smart, they would have left years ago; sadly, incompetence isn’t a strong enough word for whatever it is they’re doing.